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re: I lied to a girl I'm trying to impress, told her I can run a 5k in under 29 minutes (DONE)

Posted on 8/13/19 at 11:53 pm to
Posted by WicKed WayZ
Louisiana Forever
Member since Sep 2011
31708 posts
Posted on 8/13/19 at 11:53 pm to
You're fricked
Posted by Relham10
Ridge
Member since Jan 2013
16093 posts
Posted on 8/14/19 at 4:57 am to
You might need to get on some PEDs
Posted by TopFlightSecurity
Watertown, NY
Member since Dec 2018
1318 posts
Posted on 8/14/19 at 5:21 am to
29 minutes is easy as hell as long as you aren't morbidly obese.
Posted by BCMCubs
Colorado
Member since Nov 2011
22146 posts
Posted on 8/14/19 at 6:57 am to
Lol 29 minutes is slooooow.

Should have just said “I have two felonies and am behind on child support.”

Wouldve gotten you in the door without having to run
Posted by TigerLunatik
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jan 2005
93959 posts
Posted on 8/14/19 at 8:33 am to
quote:

Me, not knowing anything about 5k times, said I usually run them under 29 minutes just so I could one up her.

So, you lied to her AND tried to make yourself seem better than she is to impress her? Sounds a bad strategy. Just be yourself and don't lie. I think she would appreciate that much more than what you're doing here.
Posted by lake chuck fan
westlake
Member since Aug 2011
9508 posts
Posted on 8/14/19 at 10:09 am to
lmao... so you never run? you wont make it past 1k! Why lie to her about such a stupid thing?
Posted by bmy
Nashville
Member since Oct 2007
48203 posts
Posted on 8/14/19 at 10:12 am to
I think you can jog/walk a 5k in 30 min

Last 5k i saw 1st place was 16 minutes
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
263330 posts
Posted on 8/14/19 at 10:54 am to
quote:

She ran this same 5k last year


If you want to impress her, sit in a lawn chair at the finish line with a bottle of wine.

She'll love you. Chicks dig wine.
Posted by donRANDOMnumbers
Hub City
Member since Nov 2006
16961 posts
Posted on 8/14/19 at 1:20 pm to
that's like a walking pace. jeez this country is out of shape.
Posted by tigerfoot
Alexandria
Member since Sep 2006
56710 posts
Posted on 8/14/19 at 4:45 pm to
The good news is it is going to be nice and cool.

The bad news is you lied for no reason. Thst is just insane
Posted by mostbesttigerfanever
TD platinum member suite in TS
Member since Jan 2010
5016 posts
Posted on 8/14/19 at 5:09 pm to
you're not fat, and that's not a fast time. Don't be a pussy
Posted by BRIllini07
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Feb 2015
3030 posts
Posted on 8/14/19 at 7:12 pm to
Where are you guys going that you see hoards of 5k finishers in the teens and low 20’s?

What I’ve seen anybody sub-25 usually has plenty of room to run and the pack starts at about the 26,27 minute mark and continues to about minute 35 ( these people were trying a 10-minute pace and got exhausted 1/2 way through).
Posted by Aubie Spr96
lolwut?
Member since Dec 2009
41351 posts
Posted on 8/14/19 at 7:20 pm to
OK, OP. Here some real world numbers from the 45 yr old doing the couch to 5k week 3.

Interval Mile: 11:30. That’s 90 sec walk, 90 sec run, 3 min walk, 3 min run, and repeat.

Straight Mile: 9:16. That’s after my 30 min training session. Just curious what my time would be.

Liberty Park. 6PM full sun. Flat gravel track. Didn’t throw up or feel fatigued at all.
Posted by Druid Focket
Member since Aug 2019
26 posts
Posted on 8/14/19 at 7:31 pm to
Not sure if this question has been asked yet — and if so, I apologize — but WTF kind of chick is impressed by how fast you run a 5K?
Posted by WinnPtiger
Fort Worth
Member since Mar 2011
23991 posts
Posted on 8/14/19 at 8:07 pm to
why haven’t you posted pics yet?
Posted by ctiger69
Member since May 2005
30618 posts
Posted on 8/14/19 at 9:51 pm to
quote:

I'm 6'1, 190 lbs, probably what you would call 'skinny fat'. Can bench 185lbs 3x5, if that matters.


That is really weak. Maybe you are a runner and don’t know it.

As comparison I am 6’2” and when I weighed 200 lbs I was benching 320 lbs and I considered myself average for the gym crew.
Posted by MojoGuyPan
Intercession City, Florida
Member since Jun 2018
2797 posts
Posted on 8/15/19 at 8:15 am to
Don't forget the vaseline. You don't want to have bloody nipples when you go back to her place after the race.



Posted by Cdawg
TigerFred's Living Room
Member since Sep 2003
59669 posts
Posted on 8/16/19 at 12:27 pm to
Posted by whoisnickdoobs
Lafayette
Member since Apr 2012
9352 posts
Posted on 8/16/19 at 5:56 pm to


OP you had me really curious to see what my current 5k time is. I fully intended on posting my time bragging that I could run it under 29 minutes and steal your girl. It's hot as frick outside. You're in trouble brother.
Posted by geauxjuice
t(-.-t)
Member since Jan 2007
4133 posts
Posted on 8/16/19 at 6:42 pm to
anyone takin bets on this? whats the line at?

OP i believe in you. just focus on that sweet stanky post-5k pussy, youll make it.
This post was edited on 8/16/19 at 6:43 pm
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