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NOPD has a sticky situation on its hands.

Posted on 7/22/19 at 9:25 pm
Posted by arseinclarse
Member since Apr 2007
35287 posts
Posted on 7/22/19 at 9:25 pm
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Part of North Rampart Street will be closed overnight after a truck leaked 1,000 gallons of syrup on the road, New Orleans police say. A container truck started leaking the syrup as it was traveling east on North Rampart Street. 1,000 gallons spilled "causing a hazard for drivers," police said. A member of the cleanup crew on the scene said the syrup is molasses that was going to be used to mix with livestock feed for food.


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Posted by USMEagles
Member since Jan 2018
11811 posts
Posted on 7/22/19 at 9:25 pm to
I just pray to God this doesn't turn into a smear campaign.
Posted by TigerFanInSouthland
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2012
28065 posts
Posted on 7/22/19 at 9:26 pm to
Oh god can you imagine the amount of bees and flies that attracted??
Posted by arseinclarse
Member since Apr 2007
35287 posts
Posted on 7/22/19 at 9:27 pm to
Molasses >>>>> piss
Posted by Y.A. Tittle
Member since Sep 2003
109557 posts
Posted on 7/22/19 at 9:28 pm to
I’m thinking of much worse vermin.
Posted by Winston Cup
Dallas Cowboys Fan
Member since May 2016
66708 posts
Posted on 7/22/19 at 9:29 pm to
Always has been more of a dark amber color than a chocolate colored city imo
Posted by t00f
Not where you think I am
Member since Jul 2016
101249 posts
Posted on 7/22/19 at 9:33 pm to
quote:

going to be used to mix with livestock feed for food.


So it was headed to Golden Corral?
Posted by Crow Pie
Neuro ICU - Tulane Med Center
Member since Feb 2010
27121 posts
Posted on 7/22/19 at 9:37 pm to
quote:

1,000 gallons spilled "causing a hazard for drivers,"
Only the idiot drivers in New Orleans would try to lick the molasses off Rampart.
Posted by Bard
Definitely NOT an admin
Member since Oct 2008
57833 posts
Posted on 7/22/19 at 9:38 pm to
How could they tell? Were they checking the bottoms of the potholes?
Posted by NATidefan
Two hours North of Birmingham
Member since Dec 2008
36776 posts
Posted on 7/22/19 at 9:38 pm to
Heard the clean up crew was slow as... well.. you know.
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
138057 posts
Posted on 7/22/19 at 9:41 pm to
Was Leidenheimer's called for emergency response?
Posted by Glistening Member
Gramercy
Member since Nov 2007
744 posts
Posted on 7/22/19 at 9:41 pm to
Rampart St.?

Locals with chicken and waffles stand at the ready.
Posted by Btrtigerfan
Disgruntled employee
Member since Dec 2007
23458 posts
Posted on 7/22/19 at 9:41 pm to
I'm holding out for the sizurp.
Posted by arseinclarse
Member since Apr 2007
35287 posts
Posted on 7/22/19 at 9:42 pm to
quote:

It's not immediately clear how crews plan to clean it up.


Is anything clear in this city?

Maybe we could use those storm drain cleaning trucks that I don’t see to often.
Posted by Spasweezy
Unfortunately, Louisiana
Member since Jan 2014
7171 posts
Posted on 7/22/19 at 9:45 pm to
See if Gravy can head down there and slurp it all up. Give him a few loaves of bread too so he feels full afterwards.
Posted by rsbd
banks of the Mississippi
Member since Jan 2007
23219 posts
Posted on 7/22/19 at 11:07 pm to
Member that time the water and vinegar trucks crashed?? It made a horrible sound.



























Douche
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
104248 posts
Posted on 7/22/19 at 11:17 pm to
TIL someone is raising cattle in the FQ.
Posted by ezride25
Constitutional Republic
Member since Nov 2008
26241 posts
Posted on 7/22/19 at 11:19 pm to
Sip sip sippin
Posted by ToothMaker
Member since Feb 2013
33 posts
Posted on 7/22/19 at 11:24 pm to
Sweet baby Jesus!
Posted by PipelineBaw
TX
Member since Jan 2019
1422 posts
Posted on 7/22/19 at 11:49 pm to
Just flush it down the storm drains. Pumps are staffed
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