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The Pentagon has a laser that can identify people by their heartbeat.

Posted on 7/8/19 at 10:35 pm
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
41383 posts
Posted on 7/8/19 at 10:35 pm
Put your tin foil undershirts on, baws. SIAP

Technology Review



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the new device, called Jetson, uses a technique known as laser vibrometry to detect the surface movement caused by the heartbeat. This works though typical clothing like a shirt and a jacket (though not thicker clothing such as a winter coat).

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Everyone’s heart is different. Like the iris or fingerprint, our unique cardiac signature can be used as a way to tell us apart. Crucially, it can be done from a distance.
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An individual’s cardiac signature is unique, though, and unlike faces or gait, it remains constant and cannot be altered or disguised.
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“I don’t want to say you could do it from space,” says Steward Remaly, of the Pentagon’s Combatting Terrorism Technical Support Office, “but longer ranges should be possible.”
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One glaring limitation is the need for a database of cardiac signatures, but even without this the system has its uses. For example, an insurgent seen in a group planting an IED could later be positively identified from a cardiac signature, even if the person’s name and face are unknown. Biometric data is also routinely collected by US armed forces in Iraq and Afghanistan, so cardiac data could be added to that library.
Posted by scottfruget
Member since Nov 2010
3392 posts
Posted on 7/8/19 at 10:37 pm to
But the ice cream machine will still be broken.
Posted by DomincDecoco
RIP Ronnie fights Thoth’s loafers
Member since Oct 2018
11681 posts
Posted on 7/8/19 at 10:37 pm to
Damn, first 23 and me....now cardiologists are in on it too.

Popeyes po boys for everyone.
This post was edited on 7/8/19 at 10:39 pm
Posted by WaWaWeeWa
Member since Oct 2015
15714 posts
Posted on 7/8/19 at 10:38 pm to
Is this why Cheney got a new heart. I heard that thing doesn't beat, just buzzes
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29454 posts
Posted on 7/8/19 at 10:38 pm to
Damn, future, you scary.
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
41383 posts
Posted on 7/8/19 at 10:39 pm to
Posted by wildtigercat93
Member since Jul 2011
115573 posts
Posted on 7/8/19 at 10:42 pm to
I put some scotch tape over my laptop camera so I’m pretty sure the govt can’t do shite to me now
Posted by DomincDecoco
RIP Ronnie fights Thoth’s loafers
Member since Oct 2018
11681 posts
Posted on 7/8/19 at 10:42 pm to
A fine winter coat right dere.

Guess we al gonna be sweatin our arse off...thank God there was that thread about attic fans and shite.

This guy would be ok though:

This post was edited on 7/8/19 at 10:45 pm
Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
62920 posts
Posted on 7/9/19 at 12:14 am to
All of these different ways in which each of us is absolutely distinct, and the powers still try to force us into a collectivist society.
Posted by latech15
Member since Aug 2015
1291 posts
Posted on 7/9/19 at 12:22 am to
Atrial Fibrillation finally has an upside.
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49476 posts
Posted on 7/9/19 at 12:27 am to
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 7/9/19 at 12:32 am to
I can see the argument that the guy in a crowd with the heart rate of 180 is the guy that you need to be focusing on because he might be the guy about to suicide the frick out of himself, but I can also see the counterargument that maybe the guy in the crowd with that heartrate just found out that the redhead with gorgeous green eyes and a great body that he's wanted for weeks just told him she wants him too.

One's a terrorist getting targeted. The other's a really excited dude getting a chance with his dream girl.
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49476 posts
Posted on 7/9/19 at 12:40 am to
Or

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I can see the argument that the guy in a crowd with the heart rate of 180 is the guy that you need to be focusing on because he might be the guy about to shite the frick all over himself


Taken out cause you decided on Habaneros and Chipotle.

Posted by Smart Post
Member since Feb 2018
3539 posts
Posted on 7/9/19 at 12:47 am to
Posted by Mr Personality
Bangkok
Member since Mar 2014
27364 posts
Posted on 7/9/19 at 12:49 am to
Posted by dupergreenie
Member since May 2014
9250 posts
Posted on 7/9/19 at 12:59 am to
The thing about the terrorist deal is most are happy/willing to die so they may actually be calm with setting off a bomb. While I understand the reasoning behind this type of technology I feel it wouldn't solve much.
Posted by Obtuse1
Westside Bodymore Yo
Member since Sep 2016
30023 posts
Posted on 7/9/19 at 1:51 am to
So this guy is off sub duty and on cardiology duty now. I just hope my heart doesn't sound like a caterpillar drive.

This post was edited on 7/9/19 at 1:52 am
Posted by Kaybaby82
Member since Jun 2019
625 posts
Posted on 7/9/19 at 5:18 am to
I’m sure they can cause cardiac arrest also by manipulating their little machine.
Posted by TheHarahanian
Actually not Harahan as of 6/2023
Member since May 2017
22984 posts
Posted on 7/9/19 at 5:38 am to
Lasers to read your heartbeat, and yet...

Posted by 100851
Member since Jan 2015
107 posts
Posted on 7/9/19 at 6:42 am to
This is to identify people by using biometrics. It has nothing to do with trying to find a terrorist with a high heart beat.
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