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Have you ever almost murdered someone?

Posted on 6/19/19 at 4:30 pm
Posted by TDsngumbo
Alpha Silverfox
Member since Oct 2011
41734 posts
Posted on 6/19/19 at 4:30 pm
My forgiveness thread yesterday brought out a poster who admitted to almost killing his hunting buddy who stole his wife away from him. Said after she left him for his buddy, they were hunting and he had his ear within his scope but he chose to not pull the trigger.

This got me thinking - who here has intended on murdering someone but decided not to go through with it.

I couldn't do it. Only way I can kill another human being is if my life or my family's life was in danger and I had to do it to prevent harm.
Posted by Brosef Stalin
Member since Dec 2011
39275 posts
Posted on 6/19/19 at 4:31 pm to
Yes. A guy tried to rob a place I was working at. He was not successful.
Posted by LanierSpots
Sarasota, Florida
Member since Sep 2010
61868 posts
Posted on 6/19/19 at 4:31 pm to
Are you asking about almost killing someone or almost murdering someone.

They are not the same


Posted by TulaneFan
Slidell, LA
Member since Jan 2008
14041 posts
Posted on 6/19/19 at 4:32 pm to
Nice try, mr policeman
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124694 posts
Posted on 6/19/19 at 4:34 pm to
quote:

forgiveness thread yesterday brought out a poster who admitted to almost killing his hunting buddy who stole his wife away from him. Said after she left him for his buddy, they were hunting and he had his ear within his scope but he chose to not pull the trigger.


Link to the post?
Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
Member since Jul 2007
37889 posts
Posted on 6/19/19 at 4:37 pm to
quote:

Have you ever almost murdered someone?


Yes, but it turned out there was a misplaced decimal in the life insurance policy.
Posted by 1897
Member since Apr 2018
665 posts
Posted on 6/19/19 at 4:38 pm to
I know i mentioned my 6 year old eating the last bowl of Cinnamon Toast Crunch, didnt i?
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
142507 posts
Posted on 6/19/19 at 4:43 pm to
I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
48769 posts
Posted on 6/19/19 at 4:44 pm to
I think we've all come close.
Posted by Michael Hayes
Member since Mar 2014
1391 posts
Posted on 6/19/19 at 4:50 pm to
I put the DDT on a friend of mine on some gym bleachers and I thought I killed him. Flopping around like a fish breathing funny. Glad he was okay. Never did that again. That's all I got.
This post was edited on 6/19/19 at 4:51 pm
Posted by Mr Clean
New Iberia
Member since Aug 2006
49509 posts
Posted on 6/19/19 at 4:51 pm to
Yes, there was an idiot who brought his four-year-old son into the store and kept saying, “‘my boy is going to be a real ladykiller.”

Said he hates when people are courteous drivers, too.

Just an all-around annoying guy
This post was edited on 6/19/19 at 4:52 pm
Posted by Tigerbait357
Member since Jun 2011
67962 posts
Posted on 6/19/19 at 4:51 pm to
quote:

Have you ever almost murdered someone?




Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
17063 posts
Posted on 6/19/19 at 4:59 pm to
I shot someone once that was robbing someone.
Posted by Bigfishchoupique
Member since Jul 2017
8471 posts
Posted on 6/19/19 at 5:32 pm to
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admitted to almost killing his hunting buddy....
We were not hunting. He lived beside a soybean field and I used a drainage ditch for cover to get close. Then I crawled a ways through the beans until I was 75 yards away in a tree line. Was going to slip off after the shot into the darkness.figured no one would be able to mark the shot that way. I was young,pissed off and going through the worst experience of my life to that point. I am so glad I didn’t shoot. Had even exhaled a half breath and started the squeeze.
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
155926 posts
Posted on 6/19/19 at 5:35 pm to
No, but im sure a few of my bodyguards have.
Posted by WoWyHi
Member since Jul 2009
23339 posts
Posted on 6/19/19 at 5:36 pm to
You murder your dick in every babe thread you post.
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
171080 posts
Posted on 6/19/19 at 5:39 pm to
quote:

Said after she left him for his buddy, they were hunting and he had his ear within his scope but he chose to not pull the trigger.


The buddy is a fricking idiot for going on that hunting trip after he stole the dude's wife.
Posted by Commander Data
Baton Rouge, La
Member since Dec 2016
7289 posts
Posted on 6/19/19 at 5:46 pm to
I am an idiot for admitting this but I was on a week long bath salt binge and I was in a state of phsycosis. Long story short, I had a delusion that a friend of mine was plotting to kill me and my family. He called and said he was coming to visit so I hid behind a big oak tree in the front yard with my pistol but when he got there his wife and kid got out with him and I backed out last minute. I was really gonna do it. The kicker is that I thought Tupac told me about his supposed scheme and that i should kill him while watching YouTube. Sadly, I enjoyed the hell out of doing bath salts but I hallucinated badly each time I did it and it was always sketchy if I stayed awake multiple days.
Posted by MykTide
Member since Jul 2012
25502 posts
Posted on 6/19/19 at 5:50 pm to
Not murder but almost killed someone. They deserved it and I'd do it again.

Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
54792 posts
Posted on 6/19/19 at 5:52 pm to
quote:

Have you ever almost murdered someone?


Almost seems more like failure.

In eastern KY, "he needed killin" was an accepted legal defense.
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