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Posted on 6/14/19 at 6:49 am to nateslu1
Dave Chapelle. At least they'd be more interesting. Chris Rock next in line followed by Ron White. That should get us to 2020 ??.
Posted on 6/14/19 at 7:13 am to nateslu1
Doesn't matter. All they have to do is be able to lie with a straight face. It's the DC model of successful briefings.
Posted on 6/14/19 at 7:28 am to steadytiger
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Posted on 6/14/19 at 7:57 am to nateslu1
Trump Picks Alex Jones As New Press Secretary
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"...resident Donald Trump has chosen InfoWars chief and renowned conspiracy theorist Alex Jones as the new Press Secretary, the White House announced.
The fiery Jones wasted no time getting in front of the cameras, holding his inaugural press conference shortly after the announcement.
“I am the new Press Secretary!” he bellowed in his distinct Texas growl at all the reporters present, occasionally taking a handkerchief out of his pocket to dab perspiration from his red face. “AAAAAaaaaaaAAAAAAHHHHH!” he continued, beating his chest like a gorilla.
“We’re comin’ for ya globalists! 1776 will commence, you wicked, wicked devils!” he added, before mumbling something about gay frogs."
(Yeah it's satire. I wish it wasn't...)
Posted on 6/14/19 at 8:00 am to Boatshoes
Morgan Ortagus is the favorite to get it.
Posted on 6/14/19 at 8:03 am to nateslu1
It would never happen- but Michael Savage.
Posted on 6/14/19 at 3:18 pm to steadytiger
Gutfeld would seem to have way too much integrity and class for that job.
Posted on 6/14/19 at 3:20 pm to nateslu1
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Who should be the next White House Press Secretary?
Posted on 6/14/19 at 3:25 pm to LSU Patrick
Someone who can channel Sam Kinison toward the presstitutes
Posted on 6/14/19 at 5:32 pm to bamarep
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James
fricking
Woods!
We have a winner. Deplorables, make this happen.
Posted on 6/14/19 at 6:09 pm to cwill
Yeah because George was such a hottie.
Posted on 6/14/19 at 6:54 pm to WMTigerFAN
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Dave Chapelle. At least they'd be more interesting. Chris Rock next in line followed by Ron White. That should get us to 2020 ??.
If you’re going with a comedian, go with Bill Burr. I’d probably vote for him in 2024 as well.
Posted on 6/14/19 at 8:10 pm to nateslu1
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Who should be the next White House Press Secretary?
Nick Di Paolo
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