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re: Who should be the next White House Press Secretary?

Posted on 6/14/19 at 6:29 am to
Posted by Buckeye Jeaux
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Posted on 6/14/19 at 6:29 am to


Michelle Malkin
Posted by Spawn
Berlin
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Posted on 6/14/19 at 6:46 am to
Jackie Chile’s.

Posted by WMTigerFAN
Ouachita
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Posted on 6/14/19 at 6:49 am to
Dave Chapelle. At least they'd be more interesting. Chris Rock next in line followed by Ron White. That should get us to 2020 ??.
Posted by TGFN57
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Posted on 6/14/19 at 7:13 am to
Doesn't matter. All they have to do is be able to lie with a straight face. It's the DC model of successful briefings.
Posted by FourThinInches
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Posted on 6/14/19 at 7:16 am to
Ivanka or Hope Hicks
Posted by willymeaux
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Posted on 6/14/19 at 7:21 am to
John Madden
Posted by steadytiger
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Posted on 6/14/19 at 7:22 am to
Greg Gutfeld.
Posted by NPComb
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Posted on 6/14/19 at 7:28 am to
Jessie Watters
Ashley Earnhardt
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Laura Ingraham
Posted by Boatshoes
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Posted on 6/14/19 at 7:57 am to


Trump Picks Alex Jones As New Press Secretary

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"...resident Donald Trump has chosen InfoWars chief and renowned conspiracy theorist Alex Jones as the new Press Secretary, the White House announced.

The fiery Jones wasted no time getting in front of the cameras, holding his inaugural press conference shortly after the announcement.

“I am the new Press Secretary!” he bellowed in his distinct Texas growl at all the reporters present, occasionally taking a handkerchief out of his pocket to dab perspiration from his red face. “AAAAAaaaaaaAAAAAAHHHHH!” he continued, beating his chest like a gorilla.

“We’re comin’ for ya globalists! 1776 will commence, you wicked, wicked devils!” he added, before mumbling something about gay frogs."

(Yeah it's satire. I wish it wasn't...)
Posted by Magician2
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Posted on 6/14/19 at 8:00 am to
Morgan Ortagus is the favorite to get it.
Posted by oleheat
Sportsman's Paradise
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Posted on 6/14/19 at 8:03 am to
It would never happen- but Michael Savage.
Posted by TGFN57
Telluride
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Posted on 6/14/19 at 3:18 pm to
Gutfeld would seem to have way too much integrity and class for that job.
Posted by upgrayedd
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Posted on 6/14/19 at 3:18 pm to
Gary Busey
Posted by LSU Patrick
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Posted on 6/14/19 at 3:20 pm to
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Who should be the next White House Press Secretary?


Posted by Quintona
Member since Mar 2019
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Posted on 6/14/19 at 3:25 pm to
Someone who can channel Sam Kinison toward the presstitutes
Posted by TigerAxeOK
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Member since Dec 2016
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Posted on 6/14/19 at 5:32 pm to
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James 
fricking 
Woods!




We have a winner. Deplorables, make this happen.


Posted by Walkthedawg
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Posted on 6/14/19 at 6:09 pm to
Yeah because George was such a hottie.
Posted by Gondor
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Posted on 6/14/19 at 6:51 pm to
Bongino
Posted by MeatCleaverWeaver
Member since Oct 2013
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Posted on 6/14/19 at 6:54 pm to
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Dave Chapelle. At least they'd be more interesting. Chris Rock next in line followed by Ron White. That should get us to 2020 ??.


If you’re going with a comedian, go with Bill Burr. I’d probably vote for him in 2024 as well.
Posted by Dale51
Member since Oct 2016
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Posted on 6/14/19 at 8:10 pm to
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Who should be the next White House Press Secretary?


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