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The Onion: Coach’s Un-Athletic Son To Get f-ing Reamed After Game For Dropping Fly Ball
Posted on 5/22/19 at 10:54 pm
Posted on 5/22/19 at 10:54 pm
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PHILADELPHIA—Declaring that they “wouldn’t want to be him right now,” teammates of unathletic outfielder Brett Golliver, son of Coach Bo, confirmed Wednesday that he was going to get fricking reamed out after the game for dropping a routine fly ball in the sixth inning. “Oh my God, it went right through his hands. That poor motherfricker is as good as dead,” said first baseman Tyler Dixon, recalling how Coach Bo glared with silent fury after watching his son overthrow the cut-off man on a potential double play during practice last week. “You can see coach is trying to hold it together, but as soon as that car door closes, he’s going to rip him a new one. I mean, you already know he’s pissed he had to put Tyler in the outfield ’cause he kept bobbling grounders at shortstop. Now that he’s actually cost us a run, the kid’s ears are going to be ringing for a fricking week after this.” At press time, team sources were mumbling “Here we go” after witnessing Coach Bo drop to one knee and grab his son by the shoulders.
Glad to see the Onion address a good OT theme
Posted on 5/22/19 at 11:00 pm to East Coast Band
Shitty journalism.
His name is spelled Tyeler.
His name is spelled Tyeler.
Posted on 5/22/19 at 11:07 pm to East Coast Band
The Onion isn’t funny
Posted on 5/22/19 at 11:12 pm to Tyga Woods
No. Tieghllyer is the 3rd baseman
Posted on 5/22/19 at 11:12 pm to East Coast Band
Cut off man on a double play huh?
The onion sucks now. They were great before memes
The onion sucks now. They were great before memes
Posted on 5/22/19 at 11:53 pm to Thib-a-doe Tiger
Caught a fly ball, kid tagged and would have been an easy out, but Brayden overthrew the cutoff man..
Posted on 5/22/19 at 11:55 pm to East Coast Band
That’s why I DH on my softball team
Posted on 5/23/19 at 12:11 am to East Coast Band
That’s ok Tieighlyr. The next World Series is only a week away.
This post was edited on 5/23/19 at 12:12 am
Posted on 5/23/19 at 6:31 am to JackieTreehorn
Why can't they make it where kids who are great ball players, have their dad be the coach instead of these sorry unathletic kid's dad?
Posted on 5/23/19 at 6:35 am to East Coast Band
Look at that little white boy appropriating the frick out of the negro leagues. Smdh
Posted on 5/23/19 at 6:47 am to East Coast Band
We always called him Timmy Lupus
Posted on 5/23/19 at 7:35 am to ReauxlTide222
quote:
Caught a fly ball, kid tagged and would have been an easy out, but Brayden overthrew the cutoff man..
You don’t hit the cutoff man for that. A cutoff is only to redirect a throw
Posted on 5/23/19 at 10:19 am to Thib-a-doe Tiger
quote:This isn’t true
You don’t hit the cutoff man for that. A cutoff is only to redirect a throw
Posted on 5/23/19 at 10:56 am to Tyga Woods
quote:
Tieghllyer
I was behind an SUV a couple months ago with a kid sticker on it. He kid’s name was “Mason.” But it was spelled Maaisyn. It was hilarious and I instantly felt sorry for that kid.
Posted on 5/23/19 at 10:59 am to East Coast Band
They'll share a good laugh about it on MLB draft day
Posted on 5/23/19 at 3:50 pm to ReauxlTide222
quote:
This isn’t true
Uh, yeah it is. The name is cutoff man because you are cutting off the play. A relay through the cutoff man is slower than a throw through the cutoff man. There is no reason to hit the cutoff man when trying to throw someone out for a double play
This post was edited on 5/23/19 at 3:57 pm
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