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re: Irrational Anger @ Left Lane Lurkers
Posted on 5/11/19 at 10:28 am to TSLG
Posted on 5/11/19 at 10:28 am to TSLG
I live in Houston so I’ve just accepted that the left lane will always be occupied by a 2003 Dodge Caravan driven by an overweight Mexican woman with the windows down and 6 kids in the back going 10mph below the limit.
Posted on 5/11/19 at 10:28 am to tgrbaitn08
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You wouldn’t do shite
Realistically I would merely pass and brake check him from hell.
But this doesn't concern you broke dick.
Men are talking.
Posted on 5/11/19 at 10:28 am to X123F45
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As long as I have four things: an emergency lane, more HP, a sun roof, and a handful of pennies... I assure you, there is something I can do
You aren't doing anything.
Posted on 5/11/19 at 10:28 am to TSLG
Take the right lane, it's usually empty. I wish Louisiana would pass a law requiring 18 wheelers to stay in the right hand lane.
Posted on 5/11/19 at 10:29 am to X123F45
Bring it fake arse tough guy. Keyboard warrior.
Posted on 5/11/19 at 10:29 am to Hook Em Horns
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Ill lurk the left lane if i want to and there isn't shite you can do about it pussy. frick you bitch. Meet me at sonic.
Please. You weren't even willing to meet me to claim your $100
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Posted on 5/11/19 at 10:30 am to Hook Em Horns
A handful of paintballs is equally funny.
Posted on 5/11/19 at 10:31 am to tgrbaitn08
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with a safe distance between me and the car in front , passing cars steadily In the right lane, when the guy behind has to ride my tail. Like taking my place in a ten car left- lane procession will gain him more than one second.
That’s when I throw my hands in the air and like “frick bro what do you want me to do? I can’t go any faster and I’m not moving over just so you can get in front of me”
And then when there is a decent gap in the right lane they cut over and try to cut you off....sometimes they're successful and damn near clip your front end. Those are the frickers that I wish the worst upon.
Posted on 5/11/19 at 10:32 am to the paradigm
Oh look its the fricking welching bitch.
I shouldn't have to meet you 4 states away just to get 100 bucks. It would cost that in gas you fricking idiot. Just pay me my money and be done with it.
I shouldn't have to meet you 4 states away just to get 100 bucks. It would cost that in gas you fricking idiot. Just pay me my money and be done with it.
Posted on 5/11/19 at 10:33 am to X123F45
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Realistically I would merely pass and brake check him from hell.
Passive aggressive little bitch.
Pull over and fight me if you’re so tough.
Posted on 5/11/19 at 10:34 am to Hook Em Horns
You told me you lived in TX. You moved or something? I travel through TX all the time so it's no big deal to me to meet you face-to-face since you want to talk shite...
And for the record, I guess you missed the thread where TigersHuskers offered to pay off my bet if I could beat him in a fight. He told me he'd even buy me a plane ticket and fly me up to Nebraska, and I told him I'd be happy to. I told him I'd beat his arse in his own front yard, then take a shite on his doorstep and make him clean it up. He said he was going to let me know when he had some "time off" for me to make the trip, but of course he never did. So you can take it up w/ him.
And for the record, I guess you missed the thread where TigersHuskers offered to pay off my bet if I could beat him in a fight. He told me he'd even buy me a plane ticket and fly me up to Nebraska, and I told him I'd be happy to. I told him I'd beat his arse in his own front yard, then take a shite on his doorstep and make him clean it up. He said he was going to let me know when he had some "time off" for me to make the trip, but of course he never did. So you can take it up w/ him.
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“You can come up to Nebraska and we can hash this shite out. I'll even pay for your flight since you clearly don't have the money to afford it. Do you know where Alliance NE is? I'll let you know when I get a stretch at work where I'm home for a while.”
Posted on 5/11/19 at 10:36 am to TSLG
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selfish shite
You hit the nail on the head. It’s selfish, self centered people that camp in the left lane. I guess some are just not knowledgeable drivers.
Posted on 5/11/19 at 10:39 am to TSLG
Left lane lurking is so far down my list of reasons to be annoyed by other drivers. If that one car is costing you more than 30 seconds of transportation time, then obviously there must be a lot of cars on the road and you shouldn’t be the only a-hole going 90 anyway
Posted on 5/11/19 at 10:41 am to TSLG
Left is right.
Right is wrong.
Up is down.
I'm getting one of these, as of yesterday...
The Marauder!
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Right is wrong.
Up is down.
I'm getting one of these, as of yesterday...
![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/static.carthrottle.com/workspace/uploads/memes/untitled30-5492e2381c9d7.jpg)
The Marauder!
![](https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/08/20/13/2B8431EF00000578-0-image-a-9_1440073223023.jpg)
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Posted on 5/11/19 at 10:41 am to the paradigm
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You told me you lived in TX. You moved or something? I travel through TX all the time so it's no big deal to me to meet you face-to-face since you want to talk shite... And for the record, I guess you missed the thread where TigersHuskers offered to pay off my bet if I could beat him in a fight. He told me he'd even buy me a plane ticket and fly me up to Nebraska, and I told him I'd be happy to. I told him I'd beat his arse in his own front yard, then take a shite on his doorstep and make him clean it up. He said he was going to let me know when he had some "time off" for me to make the trip, but of course he never did. So you can take it up w/ him.
All of this because you refuse to pay up on the $100 bet that you lost.
And you’re calling someone else a bitch?
Posted on 5/11/19 at 10:42 am to the paradigm
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You told me you lived in TX. You moved or something? I travel through TX all the time so it's no big deal to me to meet you face-to-face since you want to talk shite...
Texas is kind of big
Posted on 5/11/19 at 10:47 am to biglego
Studies have shown that slow drivers in left hand lanes are a major cause of traffic jams.
When two cars next to each other go the same speed, there is no way to pass. This creates back up.
In closing, get the frick out of the left hand lane if you are not speeding.
When two cars next to each other go the same speed, there is no way to pass. This creates back up.
In closing, get the frick out of the left hand lane if you are not speeding.
Posted on 5/11/19 at 10:50 am to Open Your Eyes
That's the thing - I never refused.
After Nebraska started 0-2 last year, he started telling me to pay up and talking shite. I told him I'd gladly come to Texas (where he lived) since I pass through frequently and pay him. He declined.
After Nebraska started 0-2 last year, he started telling me to pay up and talking shite. I told him I'd gladly come to Texas (where he lived) since I pass through frequently and pay him. He declined.
Posted on 5/11/19 at 10:51 am to biglego
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Texas is kind of big
So am I. I enjoy driving, don't mind it one bit.
Posted on 5/11/19 at 10:51 am to TSLG
quote:You offer problems, I offer solutions-
After an hour drive, I am generally drained from screaming and punching the steering wheel.
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