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re: Irrational Anger @ Left Lane Lurkers

Posted on 5/11/19 at 10:28 am to
Posted by biglego
Ask your mom where I been
Member since Nov 2007
76819 posts
Posted on 5/11/19 at 10:28 am to
I live in Houston so I’ve just accepted that the left lane will always be occupied by a 2003 Dodge Caravan driven by an overweight Mexican woman with the windows down and 6 kids in the back going 10mph below the limit.
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
27595 posts
Posted on 5/11/19 at 10:28 am to
quote:

You wouldn’t do shite


Realistically I would merely pass and brake check him from hell.

But this doesn't concern you broke dick.

Men are talking.
Posted by brgfather129
Los Angeles, CA
Member since Jul 2009
17128 posts
Posted on 5/11/19 at 10:28 am to
quote:

As long as I have four things: an emergency lane, more HP, a sun roof, and a handful of pennies... I assure you, there is something I can do


You aren't doing anything.
Posted by eScott
Member since Oct 2008
11376 posts
Posted on 5/11/19 at 10:28 am to
Take the right lane, it's usually empty. I wish Louisiana would pass a law requiring 18 wheelers to stay in the right hand lane.
Posted by Hook Em Horns
350000 posts
Member since Sep 2010
15159 posts
Posted on 5/11/19 at 10:29 am to
Bring it fake arse tough guy. Keyboard warrior.
Posted by the paradigm
Moon Township, PA
Member since Sep 2017
5417 posts
Posted on 5/11/19 at 10:29 am to
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Ill lurk the left lane if i want to and there isn't shite you can do about it pussy. frick you bitch. Meet me at sonic.



Please. You weren't even willing to meet me to claim your $100
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
27595 posts
Posted on 5/11/19 at 10:30 am to
A handful of paintballs is equally funny.
Posted by Steadyhands
Slightly above I-10
Member since May 2016
6849 posts
Posted on 5/11/19 at 10:31 am to
quote:

quote:
with a safe distance between me and the car in front , passing cars steadily In the right lane, when the guy behind has to ride my tail. Like taking my place in a ten car left- lane procession will gain him more than one second.



That’s when I throw my hands in the air and like “frick bro what do you want me to do? I can’t go any faster and I’m not moving over just so you can get in front of me”


And then when there is a decent gap in the right lane they cut over and try to cut you off....sometimes they're successful and damn near clip your front end. Those are the frickers that I wish the worst upon.
Posted by Hook Em Horns
350000 posts
Member since Sep 2010
15159 posts
Posted on 5/11/19 at 10:32 am to
Oh look its the fricking welching bitch.

I shouldn't have to meet you 4 states away just to get 100 bucks. It would cost that in gas you fricking idiot. Just pay me my money and be done with it.
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
146214 posts
Posted on 5/11/19 at 10:33 am to
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Realistically I would merely pass and brake check him from hell.



Passive aggressive little bitch.

Pull over and fight me if you’re so tough.
Posted by the paradigm
Moon Township, PA
Member since Sep 2017
5417 posts
Posted on 5/11/19 at 10:34 am to
You told me you lived in TX. You moved or something? I travel through TX all the time so it's no big deal to me to meet you face-to-face since you want to talk shite...

And for the record, I guess you missed the thread where TigersHuskers offered to pay off my bet if I could beat him in a fight. He told me he'd even buy me a plane ticket and fly me up to Nebraska, and I told him I'd be happy to. I told him I'd beat his arse in his own front yard, then take a shite on his doorstep and make him clean it up. He said he was going to let me know when he had some "time off" for me to make the trip, but of course he never did. So you can take it up w/ him.

quote:

“You can come up to Nebraska and we can hash this shite out. I'll even pay for your flight since you clearly don't have the money to afford it. Do you know where Alliance NE is? I'll let you know when I get a stretch at work where I'm home for a while.”
Posted by TexasTiger89
Houston, TX
Member since Feb 2005
24473 posts
Posted on 5/11/19 at 10:36 am to
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selfish shite


You hit the nail on the head. It’s selfish, self centered people that camp in the left lane. I guess some are just not knowledgeable drivers.
Posted by GregMaddux
LSU Fan
Member since Jun 2011
18227 posts
Posted on 5/11/19 at 10:39 am to
Left lane lurking is so far down my list of reasons to be annoyed by other drivers. If that one car is costing you more than 30 seconds of transportation time, then obviously there must be a lot of cars on the road and you shouldn’t be the only a-hole going 90 anyway
Posted by BestBanker
Member since Nov 2011
17556 posts
Posted on 5/11/19 at 10:41 am to
Left is right.
Right is wrong.
Up is down.

I'm getting one of these, as of yesterday...



The Marauder!










Posted by Open Your Eyes
Member since Nov 2012
9252 posts
Posted on 5/11/19 at 10:41 am to
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You told me you lived in TX. You moved or something? I travel through TX all the time so it's no big deal to me to meet you face-to-face since you want to talk shite... And for the record, I guess you missed the thread where TigersHuskers offered to pay off my bet if I could beat him in a fight. He told me he'd even buy me a plane ticket and fly me up to Nebraska, and I told him I'd be happy to. I told him I'd beat his arse in his own front yard, then take a shite on his doorstep and make him clean it up. He said he was going to let me know when he had some "time off" for me to make the trip, but of course he never did. So you can take it up w/ him.


All of this because you refuse to pay up on the $100 bet that you lost.

And you’re calling someone else a bitch?
Posted by biglego
Ask your mom where I been
Member since Nov 2007
76819 posts
Posted on 5/11/19 at 10:42 am to
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You told me you lived in TX. You moved or something? I travel through TX all the time so it's no big deal to me to meet you face-to-face since you want to talk shite...



Texas is kind of big
Posted by Porkchop Express
Penderbrook
Member since Aug 2014
3961 posts
Posted on 5/11/19 at 10:47 am to
Studies have shown that slow drivers in left hand lanes are a major cause of traffic jams.

When two cars next to each other go the same speed, there is no way to pass. This creates back up.

In closing, get the frick out of the left hand lane if you are not speeding.
Posted by the paradigm
Moon Township, PA
Member since Sep 2017
5417 posts
Posted on 5/11/19 at 10:50 am to
That's the thing - I never refused.

After Nebraska started 0-2 last year, he started telling me to pay up and talking shite. I told him I'd gladly come to Texas (where he lived) since I pass through frequently and pay him. He declined.
Posted by the paradigm
Moon Township, PA
Member since Sep 2017
5417 posts
Posted on 5/11/19 at 10:51 am to
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Texas is kind of big



So am I. I enjoy driving, don't mind it one bit.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
66271 posts
Posted on 5/11/19 at 10:51 am to
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After an hour drive, I am generally drained from screaming and punching the steering wheel.
You offer problems, I offer solutions-

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