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You want Planet of the Apes?
Posted on 4/11/19 at 9:53 am
Posted on 4/11/19 at 9:53 am
Because this is how you get Planet of the Apes!
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For the first time, a team of Chinese scientists made use of gene-editing techniques to make monkey brains more human-like. By the end, the monkeys, rhesus macaques, got smarter and had superior memories as compared to the unaltered monkeys.
Researchers edited the human version of a gene known as ‘MCPH1’ into the macaques. The gene made the monkeys’ brain develop along a more human-like timeline. The gene-hacked monkeys showed better reaction times and improved short-term memories in comparison to their unaltered peers, as per China Daily.
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Posted on 4/11/19 at 9:54 am to Bard
No thank you.
My apocalypse will be Skynet using Sexbots to lull us into extinction.
My apocalypse will be Skynet using Sexbots to lull us into extinction.
Posted on 4/11/19 at 9:55 am to Bard
I hate when people mess with macaque.
Posted on 4/11/19 at 9:56 am to Bard
Mankind playing God again.
This will end well.
This will end well.
Posted on 4/11/19 at 9:58 am to Bard
The Chinese looking for even cheaper labor? 
Posted on 4/11/19 at 9:59 am to Bard
This is an insult Valerie Jarret.
She accomplished this years ago.
She accomplished this years ago.
Posted on 4/11/19 at 10:00 am to Bard
I think this is all just a test to see if they can get Maxine Waters up to 3rd grade intelligence.
Posted on 4/11/19 at 10:00 am to Bard
Going to be some high IQ Chinese soon.
Posted on 4/11/19 at 10:03 am to Bard
Maybe Chicken can get a few decent admins out the deal?
Posted on 4/11/19 at 10:13 am to Bard
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You want Planet of the Apes?
Move to Chicago?
Posted on 4/11/19 at 10:48 am to Bard
I came just to upvote the allusion to this, the greatest of all Archer memes.
Posted on 4/11/19 at 10:52 am to TigerMyth36
Super monkeys will team with Terminators to plug us into the Matrix to run their eco-friendly machine-monkey cities.
Posted on 4/11/19 at 10:53 am to Bard
Will they flip burgers for less than $15 per hour?
Posted on 4/11/19 at 10:55 am to Chocolate Jesus
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I think this is all just a test to see if they can get Maxine Waters up to 3rd grade intelligence.
That would require a complete transplant with Einsteins brain, and even then, it would be questionable.
Posted on 4/11/19 at 10:57 am to Bard
This explains Zion Williamson. No human can move the way he does.
Posted on 4/11/19 at 10:58 am to Bard
quote:
Researchers edited the human version of a gene known as ‘MCPH1’ into the macaques. The gene made the monkeys’ brain develop along a more human-like timeline. The gene-hacked monkeys showed better reaction times and improved short-term memories in comparison to their unaltered peers, as per China Daily.
Geesh. These mad scientists are playing with fire.
Posted on 4/11/19 at 11:00 am to TigerMyth36
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My apocalypse will be Skynet
OK I can dig it
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using Sexbots to lull us into extinction.
Lull me or frick me into extinction bc I can dig that too!!
Posted on 4/11/19 at 11:01 am to Wtodd
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using Sexbots to lull us into extinction.
Lull me or frick me into extinction bc I can dig that too!!
Women have been doing this since the start of time.
Posted on 4/11/19 at 11:03 am to Bard
I gotta be honest I kind of support this
Posted on 4/11/19 at 11:03 am to Bard
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You want Planet of the Apes dubbed in Chinese?
FIFY, and no thanks.
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