re: Ignorant/stupid things you’ve heard others say

Posted by Who_Dat_Tiger

Member since Nov 2015

18207 posts

Posted on 4/11/19 at 7:49 am to metalfacedterrorist

But hurt falcons fan. I would’ve responded 28-3

Posted by dbeck

Member since Nov 2014

29454 posts

Posted on 4/11/19 at 7:55 am to metalfacedterrorist

quote:
Ignorant/stupid things you’ve heard others say

I've heard some stupid shite in my life but one time a guy I worked with told us that his birth control method was to just frick all the time so he couldn't build up enough sperm to get his gf pregnant.

She got pregnant barely a month after they started dating. They got married a month after that. They got divorced before the baby was born.

Also talked to a guy one day who had no idea that there are different time zones. He was in his mid 20s.

People are getting dumber by the minute. Mike judge was off by about 475 years.

Posted by deltaland

Member since Mar 2011

91217 posts

Posted on 4/11/19 at 8:22 am to metalfacedterrorist

“I don’t believe dinosaurs existed because they say dinosaurs are millions of years old, but this is the year 2010 so that means the earth is only 2010 years old”

Friend of mine drunk once said this when discussing Creation and evolution

Posted by MBclass83

Member since Oct 2010

9444 posts

Posted on 4/11/19 at 8:41 am to metalfacedterrorist

I was asked on two separate occasions what I was eating. Both times was a raspberry. Both were young people. WTF

Posted by tidalmouse

Whatsamotta U.

Member since Jan 2009

30706 posts

Posted on 4/11/19 at 10:07 am to metalfacedterrorist

I Lady that I know said,"Have you heard about those new hybrid Cars.They run on Water".

Posted by tankyank13

NOLA

Member since Nov 2012

7732 posts

Posted on 4/11/19 at 10:21 am to metalfacedterrorist

I feel that.......

Posted by MorbidTheClown

Baton Rouge

Member since Jan 2015

66619 posts

Posted on 4/11/19 at 2:57 pm to metalfacedterrorist

talking to my S-I-L

me: your house faces east, the sun will always come up in the front.

Her: Who says?

Posted by northshorebamaman

Cochise County AZ

Member since Jul 2009

35577 posts

Posted on 4/11/19 at 3:01 pm to metalfacedterrorist

I had an argument with a guy a few years ago that thought we were in the 20th century because the decade started with 20.

Posted by Centinel

Idaho

Member since Sep 2016

43478 posts

Posted on 4/11/19 at 3:02 pm to metalfacedterrorist

Every single post made by this guy:

quote:
995webmaster

There are some pretty good trolls on the PoliBoard that know their shite.

This dude is not one of them.

Posted by Melvin Spellvin

proud dad of 2 A&M honor grads

Member since Jul 2015

1676 posts

Posted on 4/11/19 at 3:08 pm to metalfacedterrorist

anything that follows, “for the simply fact...”
no mf’er, it’s not a fact just because you say it’s a fact in order to justify and add credibility to your ignorant statement...

Posted by carhartt

Member since Feb 2013

7745 posts

Posted on 4/11/19 at 3:16 pm to metalfacedterrorist

When I found out I was being stationed in Panama City, Panama a friend of mine said to not worry and just blend in.

I’m a 6 ft tall redhead with zero tan. Yeah, I’m not blending in with Panamanians.

Another friend asked me if Panama was an island.

Yep, they built a 55 mile canal straight through an island.

Posted by ShoeBang

Member since May 2012

19378 posts

Posted on 4/11/19 at 3:28 pm to metalfacedterrorist

"The Affordable Healthcare Act is a good idea"

Posted by BoostAddict

Member since Jun 2007

2994 posts

Posted on 4/11/19 at 4:23 pm to metalfacedterrorist

Most people think oxygen is an extremely flammable, even explosive gas from watching too much TV. You think that little old lady in the wheel chair is rolling around breathing a flammable gas? Oxygen is an oxidizer.

Posted by Geauxtiga

No man's land

Member since Jan 2008

34377 posts

Posted on 4/11/19 at 6:06 pm to metalfacedterrorist

You can’t turn towards 2nd base without liability of being put out.