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The DEA is looking for a contractor who can burn 1k pounds of marijuana per hour

Posted on 3/28/19 at 2:02 pm
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 3/28/19 at 2:02 pm
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The DEA is looking for a contractor who can burn 1,000 pounds of marijuana per hour and for a minimum of eight consecutive hours per day.


Its a trap


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The DEA also requires that the contractor have their own closed-circuit cameras, and they observe the right to access the video to make sure the evidence is being properly destroyed.
Author: KHOU.com
Published: 11:22 AM CDT March 28, 2019
Updated: 1:54 PM CDT March 28, 2019
HOUSTON — The Drug Enforcement Agency is looking for a Houston-area contractor to incinerate evidence including drugs.

There are special requirements for the job. The contractor must be able to incinerate various items like papers, cassette tapes, bulk marijuana, pharmaceuticals, and other incidental controlled substances.

The contractor must be able to burn at 1,000 pounds of marijuana per hour and for a minimum of eight consecutive hours per day.

While the contractor will need to do their own background checks and drug tests, the DEA says they reserve the right to conduct their own background check on the contractor’s personnel.

The DEA also requires that the contractor have their own closed-circuit cameras, and they observe the right to access the video to make sure the evidence is being properly destroyed.

The job runs from late March to Sept. 30, and the work will be required from facilities in Houston, Galveston, Beaumont, McAllen, Brownsville, Corpus Christi, Laredo, Eagle Pass, Del Rio, San Antonio, Austin and Waco.

The DEA says they will provide armed agents and contractors, who are authorized by the DEA, during scheduled burns.

After we posted this, the DEA said they got several phone calls. They sent us this statement to post:

"Although we appreciate local citizens’ willingness to offer their help, this is a complicated, large-scale government contract we’re required by law to bid every few years, and there are usually only a handful of companies with the necessary facilities and resources to help us dispose of this material. While it makes for an interesting headline, the truth is far more prosaic - our agents working across the Houston Division make a huge number of great cases, and as a result, we seize a tremendous amount of illegal drugs. Arranging for the save and effective destruction of these drugs is just part of the job


Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 3/28/19 at 2:03 pm to
Why cant they just do it themselves...after all they are the

Drug
Enforcement
Agency

Posted by FightinTigersDammit
Louisiana North
Member since Mar 2006
45690 posts
Posted on 3/28/19 at 2:03 pm to
There are enough pro-weed posters on the OT to handle that.
Posted by Tester1216
South Louisiana
Member since Jul 2018
22149 posts
Posted on 3/28/19 at 2:03 pm to
My thread on bird migration was wayyyy more interesting.



Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
174809 posts
Posted on 3/28/19 at 2:03 pm to
Call Tom Hanks.

Posted by Commandeaux
Zachary
Member since Jul 2009
7881 posts
Posted on 3/28/19 at 2:03 pm to
Drop it off in the French Quarter during the Bayou Classic.

/Thread

ETA: It will only cost the corresponding pounds of Black and Milds.
This post was edited on 3/28/19 at 2:06 pm
Posted by WeeWee
Member since Aug 2012
43725 posts
Posted on 3/28/19 at 2:04 pm to
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The DEA is looking for a contractor who can burn 1k pounds of marijuana per hour



I was going to apply for the job, but I forgot

Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
103072 posts
Posted on 3/28/19 at 2:05 pm to
There has to be a Rasta band out there who can get the inside track on this bid as a religious and ethnic minority.
Posted by ellishughtiger
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Posted by Dire Wolf
bawcomville
Member since Sep 2008
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Posted on 3/28/19 at 2:07 pm to
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
132924 posts
Posted on 3/28/19 at 2:08 pm to
Yeah, let’s just burn millions of pounds of a valuable cash crop so the fricking narcs can virtue signal
Posted by Rep520
Member since Mar 2018
10476 posts
Posted on 3/28/19 at 2:09 pm to
Is Josh Gordon still under contract with the Patriots?
Posted by tigersownall
Thibodaux
Member since Sep 2011
16604 posts
Posted on 3/28/19 at 2:09 pm to
Right. I do t understand this at all. Just legalize it nationwide already.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
132924 posts
Posted on 3/28/19 at 2:11 pm to
shite, just sell it at cut rates To a state where it is legal. They are literally spending money to burn money
Posted by IAmNERD
Member since May 2017
23445 posts
Posted on 3/28/19 at 2:11 pm to
I have a few friends who can take care of this with very little initial capital investment. All they would need is cash for some papers, a couple bongs, and a few lighters.

Boom. Problem solved.
Posted by Spawn
Berlin
Member since Oct 2006
7934 posts
Posted on 3/28/19 at 2:11 pm to
No problem. Cheech has got this.

Posted by Lefty Diego
West of the Pecos
Member since Aug 2009
714 posts
Posted on 3/28/19 at 2:11 pm to
This is nothing new. The contract is just out for bid. I did some work in a waste facility on Battleground Road in Deer Park Texas that did this. They haul it in heavily guarded, unload it and send it to the incinerator and burn it up.
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 3/28/19 at 2:11 pm to
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shite, just sell it at cut rates To a state where it is legal


Im sure the weed they're burning doesnt meet the FDA regulations.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
132924 posts
Posted on 3/28/19 at 2:14 pm to
Oh, shitty Mexican dirt weed? Throw that in the garbage where it belongs
Posted by cgrand
HAMMOND
Member since Oct 2009
46099 posts
Posted on 3/28/19 at 2:15 pm to
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They are literally spending money to burn money

its the government way
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