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Posted on 3/14/19 at 4:13 pm
Posted by AMac
Member since Aug 2018
1930 posts
Posted on 3/14/19 at 4:13 pm
If you don’t use some kind of flushable wipes, you’re always walking around with a dirty butt. Thoughts?
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
175904 posts
Posted on 3/14/19 at 4:14 pm to
true. you gotta go back for a post wipe after you move around a bit.
Posted by Cocotheape
Member since Aug 2015
4242 posts
Posted on 3/14/19 at 4:15 pm to
Bidets are coming, gonna be the best thing about socialism in this country IMO
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
104248 posts
Posted on 3/14/19 at 4:15 pm to
Flushable wipes should be renamed the plumber's full employment security blanket.
Posted by theantiquetiger
Paid Premium Member Plus
Member since Feb 2005
20041 posts
Posted on 3/14/19 at 4:15 pm to
Ever bidet, bitch?
Posted by keyboard_warrior9
BR
Member since Aug 2018
835 posts
Posted on 3/14/19 at 4:15 pm to
bidet > tp
Posted by REB BEER
Laffy Yet
Member since Dec 2010
17655 posts
Posted on 3/14/19 at 4:17 pm to
quote:

true. you gotta go back for a post wipe after you move around a bit.


I just stand up in the stall and jog in place for a couple minutes before I wipe. It keeps me from having to go back later.
Posted by ShoeBang
Member since May 2012
21752 posts
Posted on 3/14/19 at 4:17 pm to
quote:

If you don’t use some kind of flushable wipes, you’re always walking around with a dirty butt. Thoughts?

Only if you have the nasty peanut butter shits that leave a quarter inch of doodoo behind or the kind that snap off too early and give you the marker butt. A nice solid turd that drops with no real struggle is usually a 0-1 wiper that isn't gross at all.

Also - no matter how much you clean it, shite still comes out of it. It won't ever be "clean"
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 3/14/19 at 4:18 pm to
Posted by Michael Hayes
Member since Mar 2014
1391 posts
Posted on 3/14/19 at 4:19 pm to
Stop being anti-flushable wipe. Just toss it in the trash can.

Due to back surgery a couple years ago, I can't get back there like I used to. Flushable wipes help get what I might miss.
This post was edited on 3/14/19 at 4:22 pm
Posted by Codythetiger
Arkansas
Member since Nov 2006
30240 posts
Posted on 3/14/19 at 4:23 pm to
I have a catheter and a Colostomy bag

I never even leave my desk at work, been promoted 5 times because I'm so efficient
Posted by Brazos
Member since Oct 2013
20557 posts
Posted on 3/14/19 at 4:29 pm to
Yeah I don’t understand why bidets aren’t a common thing in every industrialized nation. Especially don’t see how they aren’t standard in the USA.
Posted by Yewkindewit
Near Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Apr 2012
21587 posts
Posted on 3/14/19 at 4:33 pm to
Correcto mundo!
Posted by Cromulent
Down the Bayou
Member since Oct 2016
3189 posts
Posted on 3/14/19 at 4:38 pm to
*Maintenance wipe
Posted by Saintsisit
Member since Jan 2013
5053 posts
Posted on 3/14/19 at 4:39 pm to
You're getting downvotes but I'll wipe til it looks clean then hit it with a wet wipe and BAM, there's more shite suddenly.
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
68469 posts
Posted on 3/14/19 at 4:40 pm to
Posted by The Mick
Member since Oct 2010
44871 posts
Posted on 3/14/19 at 4:40 pm to
I would say that is factual, but its intensity is relative to how hairy the asspipe and crack are.
Posted by TidenUP
Coden, AL
Member since Apr 2011
14655 posts
Posted on 3/14/19 at 4:47 pm to
I use TP to start the cleanup process and finish with Huggies wipes. Cleaner and more comfortable that way.
Posted by SlapahoeTribe
Tiger Nation
Member since Jul 2012
12441 posts
Posted on 3/14/19 at 4:49 pm to
quote:

You're getting downvotes but I'll wipe til it looks clean then hit it with a wet wipe and BAM, there's more shite suddenly.
Posted by STLDawg
The Lou
Member since Apr 2015
4426 posts
Posted on 3/14/19 at 4:50 pm to
Ever since I started intermittent and longer term fasting, my poops have mostly been walkoffs with a clean first wipe. It’s amazing
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