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Posted on 3/13/19 at 8:12 pm to CocomoLSU
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I have a time machine at home. But it only goes forward at regular speed.
Nice, very Steven Wright.
Posted on 3/13/19 at 8:13 pm to ThatMakesSense
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Time travel is impossible because man invented time.
If man invented time then why do we have leap years?
Posted on 3/13/19 at 8:17 pm to IonaTiger
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Steven Wright
Demitri Martin.
Posted on 3/13/19 at 8:19 pm to OysterPoBoy
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If man invented time then why do we have leap years?
Because man invented time and miscalculated by about six hours.
Posted on 3/13/19 at 8:19 pm to CocomoLSU
I guess I'm dating myself.
Good to see you.
Good to see you.
Posted on 3/13/19 at 8:19 pm to weagle99
Tulane is in the SEC???
Posted on 3/13/19 at 8:20 pm to IonaTiger
quote:everyone else your age is dead
I guess I'm dating myself.
Posted on 3/13/19 at 8:21 pm to Moarbenchespeaze
quote:then why do they have to adjust the speed of time for satellites orbiting the earth?
Time isn't even real. I
Posted on 3/13/19 at 8:22 pm to Prominentwon
quote:my exact thoughts on space travel to other solar systems
If there’s one thing that’s IMPOSSIBLE, it’s time travel. What a waste of time and effort
Posted on 3/13/19 at 8:25 pm to OWLFAN86
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everyone else your age is dead
It's tough to be the sole survivor.
Posted on 3/13/19 at 8:29 pm to Moarbenchespeaze
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Time isn't even real.
So I didn’t actually lose an hour this weekend?
Why am I so fricking tired then?
Posted on 3/13/19 at 8:30 pm to Godfather1
That was aliens.
Posted on 3/13/19 at 8:59 pm to weagle99
I bet the film is just in reverse
Posted on 3/13/19 at 9:04 pm to weagle99
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“We have artificially created a state that evolves in a direction opposite to that of the thermodynamic arrow of time.”
Posted on 3/13/19 at 9:11 pm to CocomoLSU
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have a time machine at home. But it only goes forward at regular speed.
Yeah. It’s called sleep. That’s how you time travel. You go from being conscience at one point in time and wake up in another.
That’s as close as time travel anyone ever gets.
Posted on 3/13/19 at 9:13 pm to Moarbenchespeaze
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Clocks don't even measure time it is just our way of valuing our existence linearly. You can't see it, touch it, or measure it.
Time isn't even real. It is just relative to your velocity and mass. Light particles haven't aged a day since the first bang.
Quantum particles don't obey physics in a time continuum.
The past, "present", and future are all relative to your existence within it, but it's all happened already, a flat circle.
We are 3 dimensional creatures existing in the space-time-continuum. If we were 4 dimensional creatures we would be beholden to the 5th dimension we live in we can't see or sense.
Just as giant squid can't see the color red, we can't see other dimensions due to our lack of hardware. Time can be manipulated and distorted if you begin to frick with dark matter and space time itself. All of it is held together by matter, dark matter, dark energy, and other interactions.
I'm hitting this pipe again. Yall stay with it.
What a load. There’s literally no possible way to move a physical object, no matter how tiny, from one point in time to another. Because the past has already happened and the future hasn’t even gotten here yet. If there were time travel, what would it consist of in the future?
Because that “time” doesn’t exist or has happened yet.
Posted on 3/13/19 at 9:14 pm to TheFonz
What the hell is a Jiggawatt?!
Posted on 3/13/19 at 9:17 pm to Prominentwon
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What a load. There’s literally no possible way to move a physical object, no matter how tiny, from one point in time to another
You could if you're traveling faster than the speed of light. Hell, you can see the past due to the way light travels. Why couldn't you go to the past if you're faster than light?
That said, we're basically discussing a fricking National Enquirer story. The Sun is crap.
Posted on 3/13/19 at 10:04 pm to ThatMakesSense
No. Man just applied a unit of measurement to it of which is grounded by the laws of science.
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