- My Forums
- Tiger Rant
- LSU Recruiting
- SEC Rant
- Saints Talk
- Pelicans Talk
- More Sports Board
- Fantasy Sports
- Golf Board
- Soccer Board
- O-T Lounge
- Tech Board
- Home/Garden Board
- Outdoor Board
- Health/Fitness Board
- Movie/TV Board
- Book Board
- Music Board
- Political Talk
- Money Talk
- Fark Board
- Gaming Board
- Travel Board
- Food/Drink Board
- Ticket Exchange
- TD Help Board
Customize My Forums- View All Forums
- Show Left Links
- Topic Sort Options
- Trending Topics
- Recent Topics
- Active Topics
Started By
Message
re: Why do people on this board act like humans are the weakest creatures on earth?
Posted on 2/20/19 at 11:15 am to CBandits82
Posted on 2/20/19 at 11:15 am to CBandits82
It will rip your arms off, scratch your eyes out, tear your windpipe from your neck etc etc. The Chimps skull is much thicker than a humans which makes a knockout almost impossible. The chimp will rip your face off and you will shite your pants as you die. But by all means go slap one. 
0
Posted on 2/20/19 at 11:15 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
quote:
how to get out of a hold or armbar?
Yeah they just remove your arm by pulling on it. Or they can just bite it off.
Posted on 2/20/19 at 11:15 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
quote:I don't ask this lightly..
there were people in the thread saying humans couldn't even beat a chimp. Seriously? Any adult Male human with any martial arts training would frick a chimp up
Are you fricking retarded?
Posted on 2/20/19 at 11:15 am to BlackAdam
Pound for pound an ant is stronger than an elephant. Who you picking in that fight bubba?
Posted on 2/20/19 at 11:16 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
quote:
Pound for pound an ant is stronger than an elephant. Who you picking in that fight bubba?
Ok, thats enough OT for me
Posted on 2/20/19 at 11:17 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
quote:
Pound for pound an ant is stronger than an elephant. Who you picking in that fight bubba?
does the ant get a chance to climb inside the elephant's eye?
Posted on 2/20/19 at 11:18 am to dbuchanon
quote:
Ok, thats enough OT for me
It's way too early in the day for that attitude.
Posted on 2/20/19 at 11:19 am to dbuchanon
If i could find a chimp I would beat the frick out of him today.
Posted on 2/20/19 at 11:19 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
Meet me at Sonic.
Posted on 2/20/19 at 11:19 am to dbuchanon
quote:
Ok, thats enough OT for me
quitter !
Posted on 2/20/19 at 11:19 am to BlackAdam
quote:True
Especially chimps. No human has a chance against a chimp. To think otherwise is dumb.
Posted on 2/20/19 at 11:20 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
quote:
If i could find a chimp I would beat the frick out of him today.
I just gave your mom some cab fare, you can practice on her.
Posted on 2/20/19 at 11:21 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
quote:
i could find a chimp I would beat the frick out of him today.
I’ll donate to your funeral cost.
Just make sure someone is filming you while you attempt to win that fight
Posted on 2/20/19 at 11:23 am to beerJeep
this thread could use a little animal love.
Posted on 2/20/19 at 11:23 am to dbeck
Standing at almost 4 feet and 100 pounds you have the chimp
Standing at almost 6 feet and 250 lbs you have Daniel Cormier
Cormier is actually stronger than the chimp. The chimp has far sharper teeth though
I think Cormier vs a chimp would be fun to watch
Standing at almost 6 feet and 250 lbs you have Daniel Cormier
Cormier is actually stronger than the chimp. The chimp has far sharper teeth though
I think Cormier vs a chimp would be fun to watch
Posted on 2/20/19 at 11:23 am to RebelExpress38
quote:
Multiply the dirtiest fighter on earth by 10 and that’s what it would be like to fight a chimp. Then make that chimp weigh 800 pounds, and that’s what it would be like to fight a silverback.
This.
Take the baddest MMA fighter against an average male chimpanzee and it would be over with before the echoes of the bell to start round one were gone.
This post was edited on 2/20/19 at 11:25 am
Posted on 2/20/19 at 11:23 am to MorbidTheClown
The only thing I agree with the OP on is that people weren’t understanding the pound for pound strength issue. The chimps strength advantage wouldn’t be in the vicinity of the silverbacks but I realize e nobody is really arguing that. A Brock Lesnar on roids (not mma Brock) looking baw would be closer to a even pure strength with a chimp. The chimp would do the decimating with the ability to do and sustain damage compared to the human. But if a 350 pound muscled up human got the chimp’s back and got a secure choke hold it would be interesting to see what could happen. You would almost need to start the fight like that for there to be a realistic chance for it to happen. Almost like a bull ride lol.
This post was edited on 2/20/19 at 11:26 am
Posted on 2/20/19 at 11:27 am to lsupride87
quote:
I think Cormier vs a chimp would be fun to watch
Not if you're Cormier. I think the first time that chimp sinks those two inch fangs into his arm or leg, Cormier's done. He's DEFINITELY done once that chimp latches onto his balls and then shows them to him.
ETA: Okay, more like 1 inch fangs. 2 inch fangs are more baboons, I think.
This post was edited on 2/20/19 at 11:32 am
Posted on 2/20/19 at 11:27 am to OGtigerfan87
Thank you! Finally someone who understands brock Lesnar and a chimp would be a fight I think that brock wins. Only concern us teeth
Posted on 2/20/19 at 11:28 am to TigerstuckinMS
quote:What if cormier gets on top of the chimp and rips his nuts off and shoves them down his eye socket?
Not if you're Cormier. I think the first time that chimp sinks those two inch fangs into his arm or leg, Cormier's done. He's DEFINITELY done once that chimp latches onto his balls and then shows them to him.
Page 3 of 29
Popular
Back to top
Follow TigerDroppings for LSU Football News