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re: Why do people on this board act like humans are the weakest creatures on earth?
Posted on 2/20/19 at 11:28 am to TigerstuckinMS
Posted on 2/20/19 at 11:28 am to TigerstuckinMS
Why would he be fighting naked and why would he let the chimp grab his balls
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Posted on 2/20/19 at 11:29 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
What a weird thread
Posted on 2/20/19 at 11:30 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
quote:
Why would he be fighting naked and why would he let the chimp grab his balls
"That dude is pissing me off. I'm gonna rip his balls off. OH NO! That's 100% cotton. Can't get through that." -- Chimpanzees, according to the functionally retarded
Posted on 2/20/19 at 11:31 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
I don’t think it would be a fight I just don’t think pure strength is why the chimp wins. It’s the teeth and the animal instincts of biting and where to bit to do the most damage. We have a lot of soft tissue lol. But if and only if the huge human got the perfect choke hold would it be really interesting to me
This post was edited on 2/20/19 at 11:33 am
Posted on 2/20/19 at 11:32 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
He's looking for the OP...
Posted on 2/20/19 at 11:33 am to TigerstuckinMS
Why would he let him grab them though? You act like the UFC heavyweight champ wouldnt know how to stop someone bullrushing him 
Posted on 2/20/19 at 11:33 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
quote:
Why would he be fighting naked and why would he let the chimp grab his balls
because Arkansas
Posted on 2/20/19 at 11:33 am to LSUperior
To be fair that is in no way a chimp lol
Posted on 2/20/19 at 11:34 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
Why are we trying to discourage our friend here from thinking we as humans are stronger than large animals. Lets just let him think that way and then have a large animal purge this person and his idiocy from our gene pool.
Hopefully he has not already reproduced any offspring.
Hopefully he has not already reproduced any offspring.
Posted on 2/20/19 at 11:35 am to lsaltee
quote:I wouldnt call a chimp a large animal
Why are we trying to discourage our friend here from thinking we as humans are stronger than large animals.
Posted on 2/20/19 at 11:36 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
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Why would he let him grab them though? You act like the UFC heavyweight champ wouldnt know how to stop someone bullrushing him
And you're acting like the chimpanzee would follow MMA rules.
PROTIP: There's gonna be SO MUCH biting and groin attack.
This post was edited on 2/20/19 at 11:38 am
Posted on 2/20/19 at 11:36 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
OP...good luck fighting him!
This post was edited on 2/20/19 at 11:37 am
Posted on 2/20/19 at 11:36 am to OGtigerfan87
With the Gorilla it is a completely different conversation. It becomes how many men? Like could an entire starting NFL offensive line plus Brock Lesnar and Deontay Wilder beat 1 silverback?
Posted on 2/20/19 at 11:37 am to OGtigerfan87
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With the Gorilla it is a completely different conversation. It becomes how many men? Like could an entire starting NFL offensive line plus Brock Lesnar and Deontay Wilder beat 1 silverback?
Or one Ronda Rousey?
Posted on 2/20/19 at 11:37 am to TigerstuckinMS
quote:The chimp is going to have to get in close enough against someone 2.5 times bigger and stronger....
PROTIP: There's gonna be SO MUCH biting.
Posted on 2/20/19 at 11:38 am to lsupride87
quote:nothing but strength, speed, reflexes, and animal instinct doh
I wouldnt call a chimp a large animal
Posted on 2/20/19 at 11:39 am to 777Tiger
quote:Not as strong as a 250 pound human male
nothing but strength
quote:The chimp definitely has this, but the human male in question has been specifically trained on fighting, using the powerful human brain for specific techniques
speed, reflexes, and animal instinct doh
Posted on 2/20/19 at 11:40 am to TigerstuckinMS
quote:oh jesus fricking christ dude. Are you one of those guys who thinks Mma fighters and boxers are only good when they're "in the cage or ring?" You do understand those guys know how to fight dirty too right?
And you're acting like the chimpanzee would follow MMA rules.
PROTIP: There's gonna be SO MUCH biting and groin attack.
Posted on 2/20/19 at 11:41 am to lsupride87
The chimp getting close to an MMA fighter wouldn’t even be an issue at all, chimp would be all up on him before he even knew what was going on
Posted on 2/20/19 at 11:41 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
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Hell just the other day a Colorado soy boy choked out and killed an adolescent mountain lion.
Wasn't it only 40 or 50 pounds and still almost killed him?
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