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re: Why do people on this board act like humans are the weakest creatures on earth?
Posted on 2/20/19 at 10:55 am to Loaner1231
Posted on 2/20/19 at 10:55 am to Loaner1231
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the human likely wouldn't leave it alive.
ain't no likely about it
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Posted on 2/20/19 at 10:57 am to JackieTreehorn
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How fricking stupid are you? I literally said in the first sentence that the Gorilla would frick a human up?
Chill, Monkey Boy! You are the one claiming you could go kung foo fighting on a monkey, yet are calling us stupid?
Posted on 2/20/19 at 10:59 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
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Any adult Male human with any martial arts training would frick a chimp up.
Caesar would frick you up
Posted on 2/20/19 at 11:02 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
Every day I think I've seen you post the dumbest thing you've ever posted and every day you raise the bar a little.
You should be fined for polluting the gene pool.
You should be fined for polluting the gene pool.
Posted on 2/20/19 at 11:03 am to TigerstuckinMS
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You should be fined for polluting the gene pool.
Posted on 2/20/19 at 11:04 am to Loaner1231
That bald chimp is fricking terrifying. He looks like he's 15 years into a 30 year sentence and wishes a motherfricker would.
This post was edited on 2/20/19 at 11:06 am
Posted on 2/20/19 at 11:06 am to TigerstuckinMS
I would put that bald chimp in a rear naked choke and put that motherfricker to sleep!
Posted on 2/20/19 at 11:06 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
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Any adult Male human with any martial arts training would frick a chimp up.
go look up pictures of what people look like after a chimp attacks them.
Im not talking about like punching and kicking.
A chimp rips your face off and gouges your eyes out before it pulls your arms out of socket.
Posted on 2/20/19 at 11:07 am to CBandits82
Maybe to women and children. I feel like a baw could frick a chimp right up
Posted on 2/20/19 at 11:08 am to CBandits82
A person couldn't knock this mother fricker out with a sledgehammer.
Posted on 2/20/19 at 11:08 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
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I would put that bald chimp in a rear naked choke and put that motherfricker to sleep!
okay, no more wrasslin for you.
Posted on 2/20/19 at 11:11 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
Humans gave up muscle mass for brains. Pound for pound many animals are stronger than us. Especially chimps. No human has a chance against a chimp. To think otherwise is dumb.
Posted on 2/20/19 at 11:11 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
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I feel like a baw could frick a chimp right up
, k.Posted on 2/20/19 at 11:11 am to MorbidTheClown
I dont understand what you people cant grasp? Even if a chimp is 1.35x as strong as a human POUND FOR POUND, a Daniel Cormier looking motherfricker who weighs 240 could absolutely frick a chimp up.
Posted on 2/20/19 at 11:13 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
you're acting like there would rules in this fight. animals don't follow rules.
Posted on 2/20/19 at 11:13 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
You ever heard the term "monkey stomped"??
Hands like vices, they grab onto you and kick with their feet until your arse is dead from internal injuries
Hands like vices, they grab onto you and kick with their feet until your arse is dead from internal injuries
Posted on 2/20/19 at 11:13 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
You can’t be serious, can you?
Have you looked in a chimps mouth per chance?
Posted on 2/20/19 at 11:13 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
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I dont understand what you people cant grasp? Even if a chimp is 1.35x as strong as a human POUND FOR POUND, a Daniel Cormier looking motherfricker who weighs 240 could absolutely frick a chimp up.
if you aren't trolling, you win the award for the dumbest motherfricker on the OT, ever! and that's beating out some pretty strong(human strength,) competition
Posted on 2/20/19 at 11:13 am to MorbidTheClown
And a chimp doesn't know takedown defense or how to get out of a hold or armbar?
Posted on 2/20/19 at 11:14 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
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I dont understand what you people cant grasp? Even if a chimp is 1.35x as strong as a human POUND FOR POUND, a Daniel Cormier looking motherfricker who weighs 240 could absolutely frick a chimp up.
the problem here is that you are associating a fight with a chimp as having rules.
A pissed off chimp has zero rules.
Its gonna start ripping and tearing as soon as it makes contact and absolutely wreck your arse.
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