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Posted on 2/4/19 at 2:53 pm to TheCaterpillar
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There are two kinds of people in this world: People who have shite themselves...and liars.
bama friend of mine has the best story about that. Then I was on the driving range at Kiva Dunes (alabama) and a few bama fans were telling a story about how their friend shite on himself the night before...I was wearing LSU hat and said "wait...do all bama fans shite on themselves" they looked at me like wtf before busting out laughing
Posted on 2/4/19 at 2:53 pm to crazycubes
I was full stroke caught by my college girlfriend....she shouts "OH MY GOD" and slammed the bedroom door.
Yeah - it was pretty embarrasing.
Yeah - it was pretty embarrasing.
Posted on 2/4/19 at 2:54 pm to GreyWhiskers
quote:You've either never had sex, never jerked off, or both.
Why jerk off when you got the real thing with you?
Posted on 2/4/19 at 2:55 pm to GreyWhiskers
quote:
If you’re getting it on a regular basis, you don’t need to jerk off.
Said no one
Posted on 2/4/19 at 2:55 pm to PortHudsonPlaya
I wish I would have got caught in that situation.
Instead I get caught with some blond riding me.
Instead I get caught with some blond riding me.
Posted on 2/4/19 at 2:57 pm to ISmellMischief
quote:Did you smell mischief? What was the outcome?
Instead I get caught with some blond riding me.
Posted on 2/4/19 at 2:58 pm to Tester1216
quote:
Not yet.
With as much as you post here, I'm surprised you haven't found a hidden crusty mountain somewhere in your house.
Posted on 2/4/19 at 3:00 pm to PortHudsonPlaya
My wife walked in on me the other day and just rolled her eyes. I was up before her (rare) and thought I had time to chop some morning wood.
I'm surprised I never walked in on her. I know she watches videos.
I don't see how people get worked up over it. I could crank it 3x a day and still be ready for my wife.
I'm surprised I never walked in on her. I know she watches videos.
I don't see how people get worked up over it. I could crank it 3x a day and still be ready for my wife.
Posted on 2/4/19 at 3:00 pm to WoWyHi
Don’t be gross
Posted on 2/4/19 at 3:06 pm to PortHudsonPlaya
I just do it in front of her. But she likes that and I know that most of the time she will join in. This wasn't always the case but we communicate. She eventually told me that turned her on so now I will just do it with her there. She will do the same.
Posted on 2/4/19 at 3:10 pm to GPayne
Dear Penthouse:
I just do it in front of her. But she likes that and I know that most of the time she will join in. This wasn't always the case but we communicate. She eventually told me that turned her on so now I will just do it with her there. She will do the same.
I just do it in front of her. But she likes that and I know that most of the time she will join in. This wasn't always the case but we communicate. She eventually told me that turned her on so now I will just do it with her there. She will do the same.
Posted on 2/4/19 at 3:10 pm to PortHudsonPlaya
I'm jerking it to this thread.
Posted on 2/4/19 at 3:16 pm to PortHudsonPlaya
Wife has never caught me but if she did, it would be something we’d laugh about.
I have the luxury of being the last person out of the house most mornings and she jokes with me about my “morning routine.”
I have the luxury of being the last person out of the house most mornings and she jokes with me about my “morning routine.”
Posted on 2/4/19 at 3:23 pm to TheCaterpillar
quote:
There are two kinds of people in this world: People who have shite themselves...and liars.
Call me a liar but I haven't shite myself since I was a baby. Came really close once or twice, but never shite my pants.
Posted on 2/4/19 at 3:27 pm to GreyWhiskers
quote:Absolutely incorrect. I've jerked off twenty minutes after having a satisfying session with the wife simply because I wanted to.
If you’re getting it on a regular basis, you don’t need to jerk off.
Posted on 2/4/19 at 3:27 pm to whoisnickdoobs
quote:
Call me a liar but I haven't shite myself since I was a baby. Came really close once or twice, but never shite my pants
Liar. If you ever just had a little shart, that counts. I don't know one adult male who doesn't have a story about pooping themselves at least once, even if it was just a little mudd butt fart that caused them to go commando for the day.
Posted on 2/4/19 at 3:28 pm to ShoeBang
Exactly. I’m not talking full on dump in the pants.
But everyone has trusted the wrong fart
But everyone has trusted the wrong fart
Posted on 2/4/19 at 3:30 pm to ShoeBang
I have never shite myself post baby. I’ve come close a couple of times but always found my way to a toilet.
I’ve had mudbutt from not wiping good enough after a messy shite, but I can honestly say I’ve never shite my pants.
I’ve had mudbutt from not wiping good enough after a messy shite, but I can honestly say I’ve never shite my pants.
Posted on 2/4/19 at 3:31 pm to PortHudsonPlaya
quote:
I have never shite myself post baby. I’ve come close a couple of times but always found my way to a toilet.
I’ve had mudbutt from not wiping good enough after a messy shite, but I can honestly say I’ve never shite my pants.
You've never sharted...?
Liar.
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