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What is your strategy for eating king cake at work without risking getting the baby?
Posted on 1/11/19 at 12:54 pm
Posted on 1/11/19 at 12:54 pm
I usually massage the cake to see if I can feel it. If that falls, and nobody is looking, I've reinserted the baby into the cake for the next sucker to get. Please don't tell me that I shouldn't eat the cake if I want to avoid buying the next one - that would be antisocial!
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Posted on 1/11/19 at 12:56 pm to Eightballjacket
Be a Protestant who doesn't engage in such heathenism.
Posted on 1/11/19 at 12:57 pm to Eightballjacket
I wrap it up in a condom, making sure to tie off the end pointing away from me to keep the king cake safely inside.
Posted on 1/11/19 at 12:57 pm to Eightballjacket
I don't, I buy the next one because I'm not a dick
Posted on 1/11/19 at 12:57 pm to Eightballjacket
Don’t eat it bc the shite is gross anyways
Posted on 1/11/19 at 12:57 pm to Eightballjacket
So you touch all over the cake and then reinsert the baby... you are a douche
Posted on 1/11/19 at 12:58 pm to Eightballjacket
wait until someone found the baby until i got a piece of cake
Posted on 1/11/19 at 12:58 pm to Eightballjacket
That’s chintzy AF
Posted on 1/11/19 at 12:58 pm to Eightballjacket
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I usually massage the cake to see if I can feel it.
So you put your dirty arse hands all over it and smash the cake? What an a-hole.
Posted on 1/11/19 at 12:59 pm to Eightballjacket
Ultrasound 
Posted on 1/11/19 at 1:00 pm to Eightballjacket
Condoms
Posted on 1/11/19 at 1:02 pm to Eightballjacket
I will say this, there have been times when I would wait and kind of go in late hoping someone would get it before I got my piece, but I don't really think about it.. If I get it, I get it.
Posted on 1/11/19 at 1:04 pm to Eightballjacket
Who cares? It's a $15 freaking cake. If you're too cheap to buy a $15 cake, then you shouldn't be eating king cake anyway.
Posted on 1/11/19 at 1:06 pm to Eightballjacket
I just eat it and pretend like it wasnt in there. I'd rather swallow plastic than buy something for my peers.
Posted on 1/11/19 at 1:06 pm to Eightballjacket
I don't eat it. I might eat on piece a year and it won't be the ones they bring to work.
Posted on 1/11/19 at 1:07 pm to Eightballjacket
just stab the cake with a fork a bunch of times until you hit it...
Posted on 1/11/19 at 1:07 pm to Eightballjacket
Just swallow it so you don't have to spend $15.
Posted on 1/11/19 at 1:18 pm to Eightballjacket
Prod the piece you are going to cut with a toothpick as if you were looking for a landmine.
Posted on 1/11/19 at 1:25 pm to Eightballjacket
What happens if you get it?
Posted on 1/11/19 at 1:35 pm to Eightballjacket
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Please don't tell me that I shouldn't eat the cake if I want to avoid buying the next one
Well, you're not one of my children, so I don't have to protect you from the world. Therefore, this is exactly what I'm telling you.
Deadbeat. An unethical one at that.
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