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re: Wife caught me beatin off a day after we had sex
Posted on 1/3/19 at 8:20 pm to fallguy_1978
Posted on 1/3/19 at 8:20 pm to fallguy_1978
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My wife wouldn't give a shite.
I'll tell my woman I'm about to choke it and make her an offer. Pat my balls, make fun of my little dick, and cheer me on to finish quickly and I'll rub your back after. Often a kinky Win-win.
This post was edited on 1/3/19 at 8:21 pm
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Posted on 1/3/19 at 8:26 pm to 13SaintTiger
Posted on 1/3/19 at 8:27 pm to 13SaintTiger
What dude doesn’t jerk off? Even if you have regular sex? I had sex last night, cranked out one at lunch, and i’ll Have sex tonight
Posted on 1/3/19 at 8:30 pm to 13SaintTiger
I don't trust anyone who doesn't masturbate. It's our pentacostal given rights.
Posted on 1/3/19 at 8:34 pm to 13SaintTiger
Do you know what a man’s most acute sense during masturbation? His hearing. Need to hear is someone is sneaking up on you.
Posted on 1/3/19 at 8:36 pm to 13SaintTiger
Does she rub it while y'all are banging? She seems pretty sheltered about how the real world works.
I will keep a long story short and just let you know it is never a good idea to inform her that her grandma has played the hairy banjo thousands of times.
I will keep a long story short and just let you know it is never a good idea to inform her that her grandma has played the hairy banjo thousands of times.
Posted on 1/3/19 at 8:43 pm to mmmmmbeeer
Lots of lying dudes in this thread 
That said, instant classic OT thread, makes me miss the old days
That said, instant classic OT thread, makes me miss the old days
Posted on 1/3/19 at 8:46 pm to musick
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Lots of lying dudes in this thread
That said, instant classic OT thread, makes me miss the old days
Mine was 100% true except its not often a win win. She usually tells me frick no and to jerk myself as she goes to sleep. 2/10 times it works.
This post was edited on 1/3/19 at 8:47 pm
Posted on 1/3/19 at 8:47 pm to OMLandshark
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I’m in a hotel room 3 weeks out of the month.
Sorry about your girl bro.
Posted on 1/3/19 at 8:48 pm to madamsquirrel
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said you know it is something I would say. He just shook his head at me.
It's why you're top-shelf..
Posted on 1/3/19 at 8:48 pm to mikelbr
Sometimes I just like my lady to rub my balls. And not even in a sexual way. Just fondle them while we watch TV
Posted on 1/3/19 at 8:50 pm to fr33manator
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Sometimes I just like my lady to rub my balls. And not even in a sexual way. Just fondle them while we watch TV
I had this crazy Parkview bitch back in 94. She had long skinny fingers and long nails. Best ball rubber/tickler ever.
Posted on 1/3/19 at 8:58 pm to TigerFanInSouthland
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I’m just a little confused as to how or why y’all are getting caught so much?
yeah rookies. Sometimes when I watch porn, I put my hoodie on so I feel creepier.
Posted on 1/3/19 at 8:58 pm to mikelbr
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Best ball rubber/tickler ever.
We will meet up the next time I come down there
Posted on 1/3/19 at 8:59 pm to 13SaintTiger
I cash my own checks on a daily basis. Pussy from the wife is lagniappe.
Posted on 1/3/19 at 9:00 pm to 13SaintTiger
Your wife truly expects sex one day to cease any arousal for the next day or more? That seems unrealistic.
Posted on 1/3/19 at 9:01 pm to Cdawg
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Sometimes when I watch porn, I put my hoodie on so I feel creepier.
You too? I listen to the theme song from The Pee-wee Herman Show...
Posted on 1/3/19 at 9:16 pm to 13SaintTiger
Your wife seems like a bitch. Mine asks me when I last jerked off and I tell her. She usually blows me several days in a row to keep me from doing it. So basically it makes her want to do things to me more.
Posted on 1/3/19 at 9:20 pm to madamsquirrel
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We are sitting watching a movie and surfing web. Not really talking. He starts laughing and says "granny porn". I said you know it is something I would say. He just shook his head at me.
Then I showed her some random naked girl on reddit and we both admired for a few seconds.
Posted on 1/3/19 at 9:20 pm to DontPokeTheBear
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Then I showed her some random naked girl on reddit and we both admired for a few seconds.
Go on (grabbing ma lube).
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