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Annual MacGruber Appreciation thread.
Posted on 12/21/18 at 3:36 pm
Posted on 12/21/18 at 3:36 pm
The Legendary MacGruber.
Former Navy SEAL, Army Ranger, and Green Beret.
Served six tours in Desert Storm, four in Bosnia, three each in Angola, Somalia, Mozambique, Nicaragua and Sierra Leone.
Recipient of sixteen Purple Hearts, three Congressional Medals of Honor, seven Presidential Medals of Bravery
and starting tight end for the University of Texas, El Paso.
Lt. Dixon Piper:
Why did he do it? Why did Cunth kill your wife?
MacGruber:
To this day, I have no idea. We actually all went to college together. Believe it or not, we were very close friends. Then after graduation, he got engaged to her. He asked me to be his best man and right about that time, I started banging her and mowing her box. She was actually the first person I felt comfortable enough around to let eat out my butt. Anyway, shortly thereafter, she left him for me. She was actually carrying his child at the time. I asked her to terminate it, obviously, so we could start fresh. And she agreed. We were so in love. And he took that from me.
Former Navy SEAL, Army Ranger, and Green Beret.
Served six tours in Desert Storm, four in Bosnia, three each in Angola, Somalia, Mozambique, Nicaragua and Sierra Leone.
Recipient of sixteen Purple Hearts, three Congressional Medals of Honor, seven Presidential Medals of Bravery
and starting tight end for the University of Texas, El Paso.
Lt. Dixon Piper:
Why did he do it? Why did Cunth kill your wife?
MacGruber:
To this day, I have no idea. We actually all went to college together. Believe it or not, we were very close friends. Then after graduation, he got engaged to her. He asked me to be his best man and right about that time, I started banging her and mowing her box. She was actually the first person I felt comfortable enough around to let eat out my butt. Anyway, shortly thereafter, she left him for me. She was actually carrying his child at the time. I asked her to terminate it, obviously, so we could start fresh. And she agreed. We were so in love. And he took that from me.
This post was edited on 12/21/18 at 3:46 pm
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Posted on 12/21/18 at 3:47 pm to Nguyener
Posted on 12/21/18 at 4:23 pm to Nguyener
This post was edited on 12/21/18 at 4:26 pm
Posted on 12/21/18 at 5:30 pm to Nguyener
MacGruber: Looks like you're keeping your bod pretty tight.
Frank Korver: You're looking pretty good yourself.
MacGruber: Well, everday's a workout when you gotta carry around a 20 pound python in your jeans.
Frank Korver: You and your dick comments.
MacGruber: It's fun to say them.
Frank Korver: It's fun to hear them.
MacGruber: That's why I say them.
Frank Korver: And that's why I listen.
Frank Korver: You're looking pretty good yourself.
MacGruber: Well, everday's a workout when you gotta carry around a 20 pound python in your jeans.
Frank Korver: You and your dick comments.
MacGruber: It's fun to say them.
Frank Korver: It's fun to hear them.
MacGruber: That's why I say them.
Frank Korver: And that's why I listen.
Posted on 12/21/18 at 6:11 pm to Nguyener
Macgruber is a Christmas movie!
And a Halloween movie.... and a st. Patrick's day movie..
Dont agree?
Then shut your butt!
And a Halloween movie.... and a st. Patrick's day movie..
Dont agree?
Then shut your butt!
Posted on 12/21/18 at 6:13 pm to vilma4prez
Tug?! Tug?! Guys? CALL 911 CALL 911
Posted on 12/21/18 at 6:13 pm to Nguyener
Goat.
Posted on 12/21/18 at 6:28 pm to PhilipMarlowe
Posted on 12/21/18 at 7:03 pm to Nguyener
Okay, now, piece of advice. When you use the old celery trick, you're gonna wanna go with the thick end. Seems counter-intuitive, but if you go thin end first, it just slides right out and you're... You're wasting your time.
Posted on 12/21/18 at 7:26 pm to Nguyener
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Posted on 12/21/18 at 7:50 pm to Nguyener
Posted on 12/21/18 at 8:12 pm to Nguyener
If ripping throats gets that warhead back, I'll suck as many dicks as I've go-- I'll rip as many throats as I have to!
Posted on 12/21/18 at 8:24 pm to Funky Tide 8
Ran into your friend the other day.
Posted on 12/21/18 at 8:48 pm to Nguyener
quote:
She was actually carrying his child at the time. I asked her to terminate it, obviously, so we could start fresh.
Such a great line
Posted on 12/21/18 at 9:16 pm to Funky Tide 8
Dieter Von Cunth: You punch like a little girl.
MacGruber: Well, you're gonna walk around like a little girl. 'Cause after I disarm this nuke, I'm gonna cut off your dick and...
Dieter Von Cunth: Shove it in my mouth. You're like a broken record!
MacGruber: The only record I'm gonna break is the "amount of your own dick in your mouth" record.
I think of this when I hear the phrase broken record.
MacGruber: Well, you're gonna walk around like a little girl. 'Cause after I disarm this nuke, I'm gonna cut off your dick and...
Dieter Von Cunth: Shove it in my mouth. You're like a broken record!
MacGruber: The only record I'm gonna break is the "amount of your own dick in your mouth" record.
I think of this when I hear the phrase broken record.
Posted on 12/21/18 at 9:27 pm to Nguyener
On Cinemax Go. Watching right now... holy shite I'm in tears.
Posted on 12/21/18 at 9:28 pm to Nguyener
This thread is gonna make me shoot
Posted on 12/22/18 at 1:10 pm to Nguyener
I’m gonna get slaightered for this but MacGruber is a lot like Zoolander for me. Can watch it 3-5 times or so and love it, but then it just gets boring
Posted on 12/22/18 at 2:28 pm to ShamelessPel
quote:
just gets boring
No fricking way
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