- My Forums
- Tiger Rant
- LSU Recruiting
- SEC Rant
- Saints Talk
- Pelicans Talk
- More Sports Board
- Fantasy Sports
- Golf Board
- Soccer Board
- O-T Lounge
- Tech Board
- Home/Garden Board
- Outdoor Board
- Health/Fitness Board
- Movie/TV Board
- Book Board
- Music Board
- Political Talk
- Money Talk
- Fark Board
- Gaming Board
- Travel Board
- Food/Drink Board
- Ticket Exchange
- TD Help Board
Customize My Forums- View All Forums
- Show Left Links
- Topic Sort Options
- Trending Topics
- Recent Topics
- Active Topics
Started By
Message
Marine aviators grounded for phallic flight pattern
Posted on 11/7/18 at 2:53 pm
Posted on 11/7/18 at 2:53 pm
LINK
quote:
Two Marine Corps aviators have been grounded while they're being investigated "for flying a pattern resembling an obscene image" over Southern California, according to a military spokesman.
The 3rd Marine Aircraft Wing said last month that a "T-34C aircraft assigned to Marine Fighter Attack Training Squadron 101, 3rd Marine Aircraft Wing, flew an irregular flight pattern over the Salton Sea that resembled a phallic image."
Now, the aircraft crew are not flying pending the results of an investigation, said Maj. Josef Patterson, a spokesman for the 3rd Marine Air Wing, ABC News reported.
"Although not flying for the time being, the two Marine Corps aviators are still providing vital squadron ground support functions," he said.
"Disciplinary or administrative action, if any, will be determined following the completion of the investigation," Patterson added.
Alleged images showing the pattern were posted on Twitter on October 23. The user initially identified the plane as a Navy aircraft but later said it belonged to the Marine Corps.
Posted on 11/7/18 at 2:53 pm to Jim Rockford
They should have gotten a promotion instead.
Posted on 11/7/18 at 2:55 pm to MorbidTheClown
Should have gone a little larger in that lake. Fill it up.
Posted on 11/7/18 at 2:58 pm to Jim Rockford
There was a time in this country where men looked up at the sky and dared to dream of inventing wondrous tools so they could draw dicks. Damn shame, we have forgotten the spirit of what made this country great.
Posted on 11/7/18 at 3:03 pm to Jim Rockford
quote:
vital squadron ground support functions
I bet those are not very fun.
Posted on 11/7/18 at 3:12 pm to Mad Dawg 2020
By the time those guys are done they will have made an exact inventory of every last maintenance item in the squadron.
Posted on 11/7/18 at 3:22 pm to Jim Rockford
Why does the military care? It’s not even contrails. It’s just a damn flight path. Actually some damn good training to plot out a course like that.
Posted on 11/7/18 at 3:28 pm to CaptainsWafer
that is one of my all time favorite gifs
Posted on 11/7/18 at 3:29 pm to Jim Rockford
Frick California... these guys are national treasures.
Posted on 11/7/18 at 3:29 pm to Jim Rockford
quote:
flew an irregular flight pattern over the Salton Sea that resembled a phallic image
perfect considering what a shitshow the salton sea is.
are they wrong for pointing that out with gps?
Posted on 11/7/18 at 3:30 pm to Jim Rockford
quote:
"Although not flying for the time being, the two Marine Corps aviators are still providing vital squadron ground support functions," he said
I take this to mean they are teaching those other slackers how to make dicks in skies too...
Only thing that would make this story better is if their call signs were Maverick and Goose.
This post was edited on 11/7/18 at 3:31 pm
Posted on 11/7/18 at 3:30 pm to jcaz
quote:
Why does the military care?
they don't..loud civilians do
Posted on 11/7/18 at 4:10 pm to GrammarKnotsi
Frick the civilians.
They aren’t damaged or affected by a virtual tracking path.
They are Marine Corps Aviators. Damn all this professionalism BS.
They aren’t damaged or affected by a virtual tracking path.
They are Marine Corps Aviators. Damn all this professionalism BS.
Posted on 11/7/18 at 4:14 pm to Jim Rockford
and the pussification continues, a fighter pilot should have a huge massive hard on at all times, accompanied with huge brass balls, disciplined, yes, but cocky and edgy as hell, frick the SJWs
nb4: all you did today was weaken a country!
nb4: all you did today was weaken a country!
Posted on 11/7/18 at 4:25 pm to Jim Rockford
Some of the enlisted helicopter mechanics/gunners/crew chiefs that I knew would draw dicks on rocks and then throw them from the helicopters in Afghanistan. I guess flying in a dick pattern is worse though
Posted on 11/7/18 at 4:27 pm to Packer
quote:
draw dicks on rocks and then throw them from the helicopters in Afghanistan.
should have thrown shoes, more damaging
Popular
Back to top
Follow TigerDroppings for LSU Football News