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re: What animal would be the most dangerous if you gave it human intelligence?
Posted on 11/6/18 at 3:29 pm to NYNolaguy1
Posted on 11/6/18 at 3:29 pm to NYNolaguy1
I would think the Asian version would be fricking that hand up. That might be a European version
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Posted on 11/6/18 at 3:30 pm to LittleJerrySeinfield
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But with human intelligence they would have little mosquito doctors/medicine that could increase their life expectancy.
They’d die in their first year of medical school.
Posted on 11/6/18 at 3:30 pm to OysterPoBoy
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There’s a theory out there, I forget the name, but it says that we are living in a computer simulation (like the matrix) and our bodies are being kept alive on life support by mosquitoes as a way for them to ensure a steady food supply.
Posted on 11/6/18 at 3:30 pm to MrLarson
Short of surrounding yourself in perpetual fire, theres no way you're stopping an army of 1 million+ ants headed your way.
Posted on 11/6/18 at 3:35 pm to NYNolaguy1
Posted on 11/6/18 at 3:35 pm to NYNolaguy1
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Short of surrounding yourself in perpetual fire, theres no way you're stopping an army of 1 million+ ants headed your way.
Tallatar FTMFW!
Posted on 11/6/18 at 3:35 pm to NYNolaguy1
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Short of surrounding yourself in perpetual fire, theres no way you're stopping an army of 1 million+ ants headed your way.
Do they have little ant trucks
There is intelligence then there is ability Posted on 11/6/18 at 3:36 pm to Salmon
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not all human intelligence is equal
Booms'ville
Posted on 11/6/18 at 3:38 pm to TheCaterpillar
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Because we actively try to wipe them out.
They'd learn to avoid all other mammals as to allow overpopulation.
Without humans, think of the amount of land mammals there'd be.
Yeah, but land mammals are covered in big heavy pelted hair and skin, and smell like shite. Us humans have that nice, smooth, soft skin with that sweet blood. Why wipe that out?
Posted on 11/6/18 at 3:54 pm to Jim Rockford
Ursines.
Direct competitor for land and resources now armed with using and creating tools?
frick that.
Direct competitor for land and resources now armed with using and creating tools?
frick that.
Posted on 11/6/18 at 3:54 pm to Jim Rockford
Progressives
Posted on 11/6/18 at 4:15 pm to MorbidTheClown
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Lifespan: Female: 42 – 56 days (Adult), Male: 10 days (Adult)
doesn't seem like enough time to pull this off.
If we get to keep our intelligence and hands (with thumbs) we can make up a big pot of DDT. Then we could spray it everywhere. If any liberals freak out about it we force feed them a gallon.
Posted on 11/6/18 at 4:18 pm to Jim Rockford
Cockroaches
Posted on 11/6/18 at 4:19 pm to Jim Rockford
Apes
This post was edited on 11/6/18 at 4:25 pm
Posted on 11/6/18 at 4:23 pm to LSUWoodworker
Probably an African American.........amritie?
Posted on 11/6/18 at 4:29 pm to Jim Rockford
I say ape because even if ants had our intelligence, they couldn’t make metal, or long distance communication, or really any of our cool shite
Side note: Do you think all the workers ants would stop being so subordinate and be like “frick that, I’ve got 10 days to live I’m gonna eat as much human food as possible and queen fatass can fend for herself”
Side note: Do you think all the workers ants would stop being so subordinate and be like “frick that, I’ve got 10 days to live I’m gonna eat as much human food as possible and queen fatass can fend for herself”
This post was edited on 11/6/18 at 4:34 pm
Posted on 11/6/18 at 4:48 pm to TheCaterpillar
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was leaning ants, but mosquitoes would be really bad too.
Thing about mosquitoes, nicotine is not their friend. Humans would just start wearing nicotine patches and chewing nicotine gum. People with type O may still have problems, but the other blood types would be good.
Posted on 11/6/18 at 5:02 pm to Jim Rockford
coonasses and rednecks
Posted on 11/6/18 at 5:04 pm to Jim Rockford
Some sort of hive insect with hive intelligence.
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