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Why Don't Cops Let People Pee?

Posted on 10/21/18 at 12:23 am
Posted by RoleTideFan80
Member since Aug 2017
794 posts
Posted on 10/21/18 at 12:23 am
I see this happen on Live PD sometimes. Why do they have to be dicks, and not let you pee? If I got to pee, I'm gonna pee. That shite would be worth a charge.
Posted by LordSaintly
Member since Dec 2005
41877 posts
Posted on 10/21/18 at 12:25 am to
Because your junk is out in public
Posted by RoleTideFan80
Member since Aug 2017
794 posts
Posted on 10/21/18 at 12:26 am to
Like you couldn't go in the woods?
Posted by Peazey
Metry
Member since Apr 2012
25424 posts
Posted on 10/21/18 at 12:27 am to
Is it really that big of a deal though if you're ducked back or covered by your car or something?

Seems like it shouldn't be that big of a deal to me.
Posted by hombreman9
USA
Member since Feb 2009
3781 posts
Posted on 10/21/18 at 12:35 am to
quote:

RoleTideFan80


Dude, just hop in the port o potty. I promise I won’t tip it.
Posted by Pico de Gallo
Member since Aug 2016
1894 posts
Posted on 10/21/18 at 12:40 am to
Sometimes they need a urine sample.
Posted by Brosef Stalin
Member since Dec 2011
41472 posts
Posted on 10/21/18 at 12:50 am to
because cops are assholes
Posted by Bread Orgeron
Baw Bakery
Member since Aug 2006
11863 posts
Posted on 10/21/18 at 12:55 am to
Because white supremacy and orangemanbad
Posted by 3deadtrolls
lafayette
Member since Jan 2014
6649 posts
Posted on 10/21/18 at 1:54 am to
quote:

Why Don't Cops Let People Pee?


I just took a piss, no cops interfered. White privilege?
Posted by GarmischTiger
Humboldt County
Member since Mar 2007
6845 posts
Posted on 10/21/18 at 2:34 am to
Because it's nasty.

Tell me where you live / work so I can pee on your door when the urge strikes instead of acting civilized.

You'll get used to the smell.
Posted by Gris Gris
OTIS!NO RULES FOR SAUCES ON STEAK!!
Member since Feb 2008
49636 posts
Posted on 10/21/18 at 2:41 am to
Safety obviously.
Posted by SPEEDY
2005 Tiger Smack Poster of the Year
Member since Dec 2003
86457 posts
Posted on 10/21/18 at 3:01 am to
Bro, you should have thought about pissing before committing your crime
Posted by Tunasntigers92
The Boot
Member since Sep 2014
27554 posts
Posted on 10/21/18 at 3:23 am to
I would piss on myself before I got in their cruiser
Posted by AlonsoWDC
Memphis, where it ain't Ten-a-Key
Member since Aug 2014
9258 posts
Posted on 10/21/18 at 3:30 am to
Probably because the police suck.
Posted by L1C4
The Ville
Member since Aug 2017
16088 posts
Posted on 10/21/18 at 3:36 am to
I guess you didn't see live pd last night.
As soon as she got got put in cuffs a woman kept complaining she had to pee.
Ofc murcado took her to the bathroom and told her not to flush.
Of course she did anyway.
She prob flushed some drugs.
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
19388 posts
Posted on 10/21/18 at 4:24 am to
I have never much worried about this. I just pee.

Not gonna do it right in front of an officer but i have never really worried about it
Posted by Mr Personality
Bangkok
Member since Mar 2014
27364 posts
Posted on 10/21/18 at 5:13 am to
frick the police
Posted by brass2mouth
NOLA
Member since Jul 2007
20387 posts
Posted on 10/21/18 at 7:34 am to
quote:

would piss on myself before I got in their cruiser


I watched a dude do this to two troopers last year during Mardi Gras. One of the troopers got one of those big black trash bags from a bar, cut two holes in it and made the guy wear it like a diaper.

I laughed.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
72557 posts
Posted on 10/21/18 at 7:38 am to
RTR

Posted by Thias2685
Member since Sep 2012
2704 posts
Posted on 10/21/18 at 7:47 am to
Cops exist to generate revenue for the state, not for your safetey. Quotas are a thing so cops will enforce the pettiest of illogical laws to meet them.
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