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Which one of you baws partied too much this weekend? NSFW
Posted on 9/3/18 at 7:01 pm
Posted on 9/3/18 at 7:01 pm
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DOCTORS were forced to improvise when it came to removing a sex toy from one unlucky patient. The unnamed man turned up at A&E with a 23 inch dildo lodged inside him, having struggled to remove the toy at home.
The Sun
That x-ray.
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Posted on 9/3/18 at 7:02 pm to Eli Goldfinger
It's not gay if a woman puts it there!!
Posted on 9/3/18 at 7:02 pm to Eli Goldfinger
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23 inch
Better known as 'just the tip' at my house
Posted on 9/3/18 at 7:03 pm to Eli Goldfinger
it's 2018, someone let this dude know that people use 20+ inch eels now
Posted on 9/3/18 at 7:04 pm to Eli Goldfinger
Your link gave my phone AIDS
Posted on 9/3/18 at 7:05 pm to Eli Goldfinger
First off obviously has the gay. Secondly I known a few ER nurses over the years and say this kinda thing happens more than u might think.
Posted on 9/3/18 at 7:14 pm to Eli Goldfinger
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The unnamed man turned up at A&E with a 23 inch dildo lodged inside him
We’ve all been there. This poor baw just had a story written about it. At least they didn’t use his name.
Posted on 9/3/18 at 7:17 pm to Eli Goldfinger
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having struggled to remove the toy at home.
A real man has at least one come-along in the garage and another in the truck. He could have hooked it up and had his wife ratchet it right out of there.
Posted on 9/3/18 at 7:17 pm to Eli Goldfinger
Can't imagine how much that must've hurt. It bad enough when I can't shite.
Posted on 9/3/18 at 7:27 pm to Eli Goldfinger
Brits love shoving stuff up their bum....
What was the last one, the chick with the pink dildo....
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What was the last one, the chick with the pink dildo....
This post was edited on 9/3/18 at 7:28 pm
Posted on 9/3/18 at 7:33 pm to Eli Goldfinger
That thing's going all the way up to his rib cage. How the frick is that possible?
![](https://www.thesun.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/DD-COMPOSITE-DILDO-3.jpg?w=960)
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This post was edited on 9/3/18 at 7:34 pm
Posted on 9/3/18 at 7:34 pm to Hangover Haven
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Brits love shoving stuff up their bum....
Doctors at ASST Great Metropolitan Hospital in Niguarda, Italy, tried to remove the dildo using standard techniques, where a tube and grabbing device is inserted.
Posted on 9/3/18 at 7:36 pm to jamboybarry
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I fell on it
Million to one shot, doc.
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Posted on 9/3/18 at 7:38 pm to Eli Goldfinger
Typically it’s wise to stop after about 15 inches.
Posted on 9/3/18 at 8:05 pm to Eli Goldfinger
I thought there is supposed to be poo up there somewhere in your butt. This guy must not have eaten in three days
Posted on 9/3/18 at 8:08 pm to MardiGrasCajun
Italy, huh? So that’s where Toddy went.
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