Any of y'all have some terrible behavior stories at a wedding?

Roll Tide!!!

Damn that is one of the most unclassy things that I've ever heard

I got a little "gropey" with the mother of the bride once after I had been drinking. People noticed and I got called out for it. Sometimes I do stupid stuff when I drink....what can I say.



But my wife gets all mad at me and complains that it "ruined our wedding day"

As the reception got later, everyone was drunk and dancing, and the DJ started loosening up with bootie music....a drunk grandpa finally had enough, threw his glass of whisky at the DJ, glass shattered, music stopped, then gramps yelled out, “Turn that N***er shite off!!!!” That pretty much ended the night.

Went to a real redneck wedding a couple of years ago due to an in-law connection. The ceremony was held at a barn on the grooms family farm. Groom was noticeably drunk during the wedding.

Anyway, somebody showed up that he had told not to come. Guy was a known hot head and state champion wrestler. Anyway, he beat the ever living shite out of the guy in a field outside the barn. The groomsmen and dad had to pull him off. It was bad and easily the most shocking behavior I've ever seen at a wedding.

I've posted this once before. Whole wedding was a fricking nightmare.





A couple of years ago, I went with my then girlfriend to her friends wedding. I had no idea how trashy it would be. We arrived at the "Chapel" and I was immediately blown away. The inside of this place was possibly the ugliest venue anyone could choose to get married in. The ceiling had to have at least 80 chandeliers on it, none of which were the same color.


I began counting the chandeliers but was quickly distracted as all of the complete trash family and friends began showing up.

As the ceremony started, the groomsmen and bridesmaids came in holding their bud light and daquiri cups.

Me: (under my breath) What the frick!?

Girlfriend I would soon be dumping: Ha, isn't it fun?!

Me: Nope, just sad.

GIWSBD: (confused look)

It was then that I noticed there were only 2 men at this white trash fiesta that had bothered to show up wearing a suit. The groom and myself. I was getting a couple of sideways glances. I guess I was being viewed as the fancy uppity a-hole.

After the ceremony, everyone was outside the chapel waiting for the wedding party to finish taking photos.

Me: Do you want to head over to the reception? I need a drink.

Girlfriend I would soon be dumping: Oh we have to wait. We are all going to second line over there!!!!

Me: (with possibly the most deadpan face ever made) fricking awesome.

I spent most of the second line hoping that either no one I knew would see me or I would be mugged and killed. More than a couple people congratulated me on getting married. I was after all one of only 2 men in a suit and I guess they figured they had a 50/50 shot. I stopped correcting people about halfway there. The final destination was a house on Bourbon Street.

We arrive at the house that had been rented out for the reception and I quickly remark to the girlfriend how nice the beer pong table is that has been set up outside. I mostly stayed outside on the balcony but I did have to venture in the house on a few occasions. On one of these occasions, I was just walking through a room when a Nerf dart hit me in the side of the head. I turned to see where it came from and there was the bride, still in full gown, holding a Nerf gun. She yelled, "My bad!!" And turned and ran down a hallway chasing someone. I then noticed there were Nerf guns everywhere. They had actually planned a Nerf war for the reception.

I go back outside to watch more of the beer pong tournament. One of the groomsmen is openly peeing in the courtyard in front of the house. I look at girlfriend I would soon be dumping and tell her it is time to go.

You sound like a buzzkill.

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Anyway, somebody showed up that he had told not to come. Guy was a known hot head and state champion wrestler. Anyway, he beat the ever living shite out of the guy in a field outside the barn. The groomsmen and dad had to pull him off. It was bad and easily the most shocking behavior I've ever seen at a wedding.

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