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Guys I met in the military in 60's.: One from N. Alabama who wanted to get shot.
Posted on 7/12/18 at 12:26 pm
Posted on 7/12/18 at 12:26 pm
To see what it felt like. He had 4 off limits spots: Nuts of course, head, belly and chest. His rationale other than the experience was "what's the point of coming over here and all the hellabaloo if you don't get shot." He wasn't sucessful although he gave himself every oppty by volunteering for extra duty constantly.
A guy from the Appalachians in Ky without a tooth in his head at age 20. Would order two dozen eggs @ midnight chow every night and then get into a cuss fight with ever who "cookie" was for the evening. They would only do 6 @ a time but he wouldn't leave til he worked himself up to 24. And 6 glasses of milk. You could tell when they had doctored his order since all the cooks would watch him take a bite then roar. He would then order 6 more and tell them he wanted them prepared just like the last 6. A real live Luke from the movie without any rabbit in him. He was also the damnest leaper who ever lived. It was like he was made from rubber. We had these outdoor backboards and he would put on a show! And screw with black guys who thought they could leap by removing his teeth and making himself look 80 and then embarrass all comers.
And a "Florida Man" who got a Dear John from his childhood sweetie who then married his brother. He had two photo's she had sent him of her bare assed and spread and he sent those to his brother. He got back a photo of her on the business of his brother's chairman of the Board. All in the family.
A guy from the Appalachians in Ky without a tooth in his head at age 20. Would order two dozen eggs @ midnight chow every night and then get into a cuss fight with ever who "cookie" was for the evening. They would only do 6 @ a time but he wouldn't leave til he worked himself up to 24. And 6 glasses of milk. You could tell when they had doctored his order since all the cooks would watch him take a bite then roar. He would then order 6 more and tell them he wanted them prepared just like the last 6. A real live Luke from the movie without any rabbit in him. He was also the damnest leaper who ever lived. It was like he was made from rubber. We had these outdoor backboards and he would put on a show! And screw with black guys who thought they could leap by removing his teeth and making himself look 80 and then embarrass all comers.
And a "Florida Man" who got a Dear John from his childhood sweetie who then married his brother. He had two photo's she had sent him of her bare assed and spread and he sent those to his brother. He got back a photo of her on the business of his brother's chairman of the Board. All in the family.
This post was edited on 7/12/18 at 12:46 pm
Posted on 7/12/18 at 12:30 pm to jimdog
Listen gramps, go take a nap.
Posted on 7/12/18 at 12:30 pm to jimdog
You need to write a screenplay.
"There was Dallas, from Phoenix; Cleveland - he was from Detroit; and Tex... well, I don't remember where Tex come from."
"There was Dallas, from Phoenix; Cleveland - he was from Detroit; and Tex... well, I don't remember where Tex come from."
Posted on 7/12/18 at 12:31 pm to jimdog
Congratulations on continuing to start some really weird threads.
Posted on 7/12/18 at 12:32 pm to jimdog
I liked it, I bet there are some crazy stories out there of people met while deployed
Posted on 7/12/18 at 12:32 pm to jimdog
Get off the internet Grandpa, it’s almost activity time at the senior center.
Posted on 7/12/18 at 12:33 pm to TDcline
This meme is not officially licensed. An obvious fake.
Posted on 7/12/18 at 12:34 pm to jimdog
This read like a flashback from too much acid.
Posted on 7/12/18 at 12:35 pm to jimdog
time to start making your way to the commode so you don't shite yourself.
Posted on 7/12/18 at 12:35 pm to Hogwarts
quote:Nice way to thank him for serving our country in godforsaken Vietnam, dumbass.
Get off the internet Grandpa, it’s almost activity time at the senior center.
You Arkansas inbreds are morons.
Posted on 7/12/18 at 12:36 pm to jimdog
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To see what it felt like. He had 4 off limits spots: Nuts of course, head, belly and chest.
I don't think those are the rules.
Posted on 7/12/18 at 12:41 pm to jimdog
A guy I went to college with who was rom chalmette amd a medic in desert storm. He told me him and his tentmates would have jerk off contests to see who could come first.
Posted on 7/12/18 at 12:45 pm to jimdog
Then there was Tex. Well I don't remember where Tex come from
Posted on 7/12/18 at 12:49 pm to jimdog
Did you ever get dinky dau on Charles?
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