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Can any one item help someone get more women than a boat?

Posted on 6/8/18 at 5:06 pm
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
Member since May 2012
59498 posts
Posted on 6/8/18 at 5:06 pm
What comes close?
Posted by PurpleandGold Motown
Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Oct 2007
24124 posts
Posted on 6/8/18 at 5:07 pm to
A puppy.
Posted by jbgleason
Bailed out of BTR to God's Country
Member since Mar 2012
19940 posts
Posted on 6/8/18 at 5:08 pm to
The obvious answer is giant dong or giant wallet. I believe they are interchangeable.
This post was edited on 6/8/18 at 5:09 pm
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
171959 posts
Posted on 6/8/18 at 5:08 pm to
Yeah baw, I can’t keep them off me.

Posted by robertLSU
Florida
Member since Jan 2013
429 posts
Posted on 6/8/18 at 5:08 pm to
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
71411 posts
Posted on 6/8/18 at 5:09 pm to
A great personality.
Posted by CelticDog
Member since Apr 2015
42867 posts
Posted on 6/8/18 at 5:10 pm to
A 5 carat Harry Winston.

I did a Google. They run from 250k up.
This post was edited on 6/8/18 at 5:12 pm
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
170096 posts
Posted on 6/8/18 at 5:10 pm to
At last! A question I don’t need to ask any subordinates!

Norhing, my good fellow. Not a damn thing.
Posted by JETigER
LSU 2011 National Champions
Member since Dec 2003
7081 posts
Posted on 6/8/18 at 5:10 pm to
One of the first messages from a tinder match said “i bet you are ready to get out on the water”. I never told her i have a boat and no pics had a boat in them. And she was not a good looking woman.
Posted by Salmon
I helped draft the email
Member since Feb 2008
85652 posts
Posted on 6/8/18 at 5:10 pm to
“a boat” is a very broad spectrum, don’t you think?

Posted by The Truth 34
Chavez Ravine
Member since May 2010
41654 posts
Posted on 6/8/18 at 5:11 pm to
a bird that just won't quit or a fat wallet.
Posted by ThatMakesSense
Fort Lauderdale
Member since Aug 2015
15281 posts
Posted on 6/8/18 at 5:12 pm to
A baby.
Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
Member since Apr 2015
31390 posts
Posted on 6/8/18 at 5:12 pm to
Having a BBC
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
170096 posts
Posted on 6/8/18 at 5:12 pm to
He’s obviously insinuating yachts.
Posted by CelticDog
Member since Apr 2015
42867 posts
Posted on 6/8/18 at 5:13 pm to
I've had complaints about too big dong.

Wallet is the correct answer
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
104628 posts
Posted on 6/8/18 at 5:18 pm to
Posted by Sancho Panza
La Habaña, Cuba
Member since Sep 2014
8161 posts
Posted on 6/8/18 at 5:19 pm to
Pool
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
101482 posts
Posted on 6/8/18 at 5:19 pm to
Money
Puppy
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
Member since May 2012
59498 posts
Posted on 6/8/18 at 5:21 pm to
I'm obviously not talking about little Jon boats or bass boats
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
69770 posts
Posted on 6/8/18 at 5:22 pm to
quote:

I've had complaints about too big dong.


Did you formally submit them to the dong owner or just bite the pillow?
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