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The two kinds of guys when it comes to women
Posted on 6/7/18 at 11:10 am
Posted on 6/7/18 at 11:10 am
My bud has a date tonight and asked me for advice. He’s not the most experienced with women. My first advice was to cancel it because she’s not that hot and she’s probably just using him for attention and a free meal. Of course he’s not going to cancel so I gave him a little intro course on the game, real elementary stuff for myself and others like me who have been in the game for a long time.
My bud was amazed at my insights and asked how many girls I had been with. I haven’t thought about that question since high school, but I got to thinking about it. I must have been with hundreds of women over the last few years. I’ve been to over a dozen strip clubs and a few of those I’ve been to several times.
My bud asked if I ever get tired of the game and want to settle down with just one woman. I just laughed. That’s the difference between guys like him and guys like me. Guys like him are just desperate for one woman to show them attention so they buy dinners and what not for them. Guys like me just go out and get it.
My bud was amazed at my insights and asked how many girls I had been with. I haven’t thought about that question since high school, but I got to thinking about it. I must have been with hundreds of women over the last few years. I’ve been to over a dozen strip clubs and a few of those I’ve been to several times.
My bud asked if I ever get tired of the game and want to settle down with just one woman. I just laughed. That’s the difference between guys like him and guys like me. Guys like him are just desperate for one woman to show them attention so they buy dinners and what not for them. Guys like me just go out and get it.
Posted on 6/7/18 at 11:11 am to Jon Ham

This post was edited on 6/7/18 at 11:12 am
Posted on 6/7/18 at 11:12 am to Jon Ham
quote:
I’ve been to over a dozen strip clubs and a few of those I’ve been to several times.
This is pathetic.
quote:
Jon Ham
Why do you arky posters stuck so bad?
Posted on 6/7/18 at 11:12 am to Jon Ham
If you have to brag about it on a message board, it probably isn’t true
Posted on 6/7/18 at 11:13 am to Jon Ham
This one isnt as good as your other work. Too much for only one real punchline.
Posted on 6/7/18 at 11:13 am to Jon Ham
quote:
My first advice was to cancel it because she’s not that hot and she’s probably just using him for attention and a free meal.
my advice to him, dump your arse as a friend
Posted on 6/7/18 at 11:13 am to Jon Ham
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I’ve been to over a dozen strip clubs and a few of those I’ve been to several times.
This is the only part of the story that I believe. And you probably think that a few of the strippers even like you.
Posted on 6/7/18 at 11:14 am to Jon Ham
Guy #1
Guy #2
Doesn’t go to strip clubs.
quote:
been to over a dozen strip clubs and a few of those I’ve been to several times.
Guy #2
Doesn’t go to strip clubs.
Posted on 6/7/18 at 11:17 am to Jon Ham
So, you're the full of shite kind, what's the other kind?
Posted on 6/7/18 at 11:18 am to Jon Ham
This is the saddest thing I’ve seen on here in a long time
Posted on 6/7/18 at 11:19 am to Jon Ham
I'd like to know who, besides yourself, upvoted this?
Posted on 6/7/18 at 11:20 am to Jon Ham
What was your intent with this post? To publicly shame your buddy wanting to find someone to be with, or publicly announce you're a degenerate?
I guess you accomplished both, so for that...congratulations?
I guess you accomplished both, so for that...congratulations?
Posted on 6/7/18 at 11:20 am to Jon Ham
No Farmville, no care.
This post was edited on 6/7/18 at 11:21 am
Posted on 6/7/18 at 11:20 am to Jon Ham
I'd wager that Jon hasn't actually been with any women, but the dozens of strip clubs part is probably true.
Posted on 6/7/18 at 11:21 am to Jon Ham
Not biting on this one, wifey.
Posted on 6/7/18 at 11:23 am to Jon Ham
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I haven’t thought about that question since high school, but I got to thinking about it. I must have been with hundreds of women over the last few years. I’ve been to over a dozen strip clubs and a few of those I’ve been to several times.

Posted on 6/7/18 at 11:24 am to Jon Ham
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I’ve been to over a dozen strip clubs and a few of those I’ve been to several times.
I've been to hundreds of gas stations and been to a few of those multiple times
impressed or what?
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