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Brooklyn jail guard accused of sexual assault by his huge, smelly, hook-shaped penis

Posted on 5/2/18 at 8:07 am
Posted by DemonKA3268
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Member since Oct 2015
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Posted on 5/2/18 at 8:07 am

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A Brooklyn jail guard’s massive, hook-shaped penis helped the feds nab him for sexually assaulting inmates, it was revealed in court Tuesday as jurors listened on in shock.
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Lt. Eugenio Perez is accused of forcing women at the Metropolitan Detention Center to give him oral sex — and prosecutors said they were able to nail him as a suspect when multiple accusers described his distinctive phallus.
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“He wasn’t circumcised. It was big, and it was like a hook…It was humongous and it curved,” a 38-year-old former inmate of the federal lockup in Sunset Park testified anonymously.
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But, she noted, his mammoth member kind of smelled bad.
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“If it didn’t stink I would have been all over that s–t,” she continued, describing the odor as “pissy,” as jurors’ eyebrows shot up.
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The woman, who was jailed at the time on a drug charge but has since been released, said Perez had approached her when she was getting cleaning supplies from the camera-less lieutenants’ office at the jail — and at first she embraced his hugs and kisses because she was lonely.
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But when he whipped out his hefty pecker she got scared.
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“He just tried to like, you know, push my head down so I could suck his d–k,” the woman testified, weeping.

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This post was edited on 5/2/18 at 9:26 am
Posted by TheChosenOne
Member since Dec 2005
18533 posts
Posted on 5/2/18 at 8:09 am to
brb

:grabs tissue and lotion:

Posted by Upperdecker
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2014
30633 posts
Posted on 5/2/18 at 8:11 am to
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If it didn’t stink I would have been all over that s–t,” she continued, describing the odor as “pissy,” as jurors’ eyebrows shot up.
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
67593 posts
Posted on 5/2/18 at 8:15 am to
being hung can be a curse...at least that's what i've heard
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
96506 posts
Posted on 5/2/18 at 8:18 am to
If this was a campfire story, it would end with the couple opening the door to find the hook dick hanging from it.
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
64843 posts
Posted on 5/2/18 at 8:20 am to
Your honor, the defense would like to present exhibit A into evidence.



The defense rests, your honor.
Posted by LSUGrad9295
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2007
33566 posts
Posted on 5/2/18 at 8:31 am to
I bet this trial ends in a hung jury....
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
67508 posts
Posted on 5/2/18 at 8:32 am to
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If it didn’t stink I would have been all over that s–t,” she continued

Posted by LSUGrad9295
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2007
33566 posts
Posted on 5/2/18 at 8:33 am to
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Lt. Eugenio Perez is accused of forcing women at the Metropolitan Detention Center to give him oral sex — and prosecutors said they were able to nail him as a suspect when multiple accusers described his distinctive phallus.


This kinda reminds me of the principal's office scene in Porky's...except that Tommy Turner's tallywhacker had a mole.
Posted by biglego
Ask your mom where I been
Member since Nov 2007
76584 posts
Posted on 5/2/18 at 8:33 am to
I’d like to see pics of the female inmates and also the humongous hook shaped penis.
Posted by tidalmouse
Whatsamotta U.
Member since Jan 2009
30706 posts
Posted on 5/2/18 at 8:37 am to
There was a man from Kent
Whose pecker was so long that it bent
To save himself trouble he bent it double
So instead of cumming he went
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
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Posted on 5/2/18 at 8:47 am to
Posted by The Truth 34
Chavez Ravine
Member since May 2010
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Posted on 5/2/18 at 9:15 am to
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“If it didn’t stink I would have been all over that s–t,” she continued,


Posted by Blizzard of Chizz
Member since Apr 2012
19127 posts
Posted on 5/2/18 at 9:31 am to
How did you miss this gem?

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Indeed, the schlong arm of the law caught up to Perez when the feds made him drop trou to make a positive ID.




Posted by Happygilmore
Happy Place
Member since Mar 2009
1810 posts
Posted on 5/2/18 at 9:33 am to
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“If it didn’t stink I would have been all over that s–t,” she continued,

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“He just tried to like, you know, push my head down so I could suck his d–k,” the woman testified, weeping

she goes from wanting to be all over that shite to weeping when she has to suck it in a matter of seconds.
shes delusional
Posted by Will Cover
St. Louis, MO
Member since Mar 2007
38619 posts
Posted on 5/2/18 at 9:33 am to
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Lt. Eugenio Perez


also known as Byron Lengthy.



Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65943 posts
Posted on 5/2/18 at 9:40 am to
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Lt. Eugenio Perez
Was in line for a promotion that will sadly never be.....to Captain Hook.
Posted by btnetigers
South Louisiana
Member since Aug 2015
2255 posts
Posted on 5/2/18 at 9:41 am to
Did they call him Captain Hook?
Posted by Whoopdedo_LSU
This is where I parked my car
Member since Oct 2015
1091 posts
Posted on 5/2/18 at 9:47 am to
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quote: “If it didn’t stink I would have been all over that s–t,” she continued, describing the odor as “pissy,” as jurors’ eyebrows shot up


Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
26736 posts
Posted on 5/2/18 at 9:55 am to
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“He wasn’t circumcised


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kind of smelled bad.


Checks out....

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