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Man asks clerk about stealing beer before stealing beer, gets arrested - Florida
Posted on 4/16/18 at 12:25 pm
Posted on 4/16/18 at 12:25 pm
Florida gonna Florida.
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What would happen if I stole some beer?
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A man frustrated he couldn't buy alcohol at 2:30 a.m. Friday stole two cases of Bud Light from a gas station and quickly found out the answer to his question when he received a trip to jail in the back of a patrol car,
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Posted on 4/16/18 at 12:26 pm to DemonKA3268
this must have been right before he got a New Iberia haircut
Posted on 4/16/18 at 12:26 pm to DemonKA3268
Nice. A jail and a barber shop all in one.
Posted on 4/16/18 at 12:26 pm to DemonKA3268
Did they take that mugshot while they gave him a haircut? Looks like one of those capes you wear at the barber shop.
Posted on 4/16/18 at 12:34 pm to upgrayedd
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Nice. A jail and a barber shop all in one
Posted on 4/16/18 at 12:35 pm to LaBR4
That ain’t a New Iberia haircut.
Posted on 4/16/18 at 12:35 pm to DemonKA3268
That man does not know how to Yahoo.
Posted on 4/16/18 at 12:36 pm to fr33manator
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That man does not know how to Yahoo.
Posted on 4/16/18 at 12:41 pm to fr33manator
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That man does not know how to Yahoo.
First off, never ask what will happen. Secondly, it's a stupid law. Third, just grab it and go!
Posted on 4/16/18 at 12:43 pm to Scruffy
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That ain’t a New Iberia haircut.
Scruffy misread, it says before he got a NIH
Posted on 4/16/18 at 2:18 pm to DemonKA3268
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Alcohol may be sold between 7 a.m. and 1 a.m. in Sebastian every day but Sunday, when sales don't extend past midnight.
They should be kicked out of Florida for having this stupid son of a bitch rule.
This post was edited on 4/16/18 at 2:19 pm
Posted on 4/16/18 at 2:32 pm to tigerpimpbot
Christmas day visiting family had drank all my beer. I drove all the damn way to the next county over to get a few beers because our county is dry. Was told they couldn't sell it on Christmas day. Grabbed 3 quarts of miller and left the money in the fridge. Technically... I did not steal it
Posted on 4/16/18 at 2:37 pm to porkrind
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Christmas day visiting family had drank all my beer. I drove all the damn way to the next county over to get a few beers because our county is dry. Was told they couldn't sell it on Christmas day. Grabbed 3 quarts of miller and left the money in the fridge. Technically... I did not steal it
That's good, laws like this need to go. They are archaic and asinine.
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