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what's the worst experience you've had with a drunk chick
Posted on 4/6/18 at 11:02 am
Posted on 4/6/18 at 11:02 am
Barfed on? sharted on?
Posted on 4/6/18 at 11:03 am to L1C4
trillhog has nothing to offer, all of his experiences were the best.
Posted on 4/6/18 at 11:03 am to L1C4
I won't go into details, but it happened at the New Orleans Superdome Marriott in the shower after going to the Krystal late night.
Posted on 4/6/18 at 11:04 am to JamesLang
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Rape charges.

This post was edited on 4/6/18 at 11:05 am
Posted on 4/6/18 at 11:04 am to L1C4
I violently shat in a girls bed while i was pounding her missionary style. she told me to finish. i was grossed out but she was pretty neat for that.
Posted on 4/6/18 at 11:05 am to JamesLang
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JamesLang
trillhog alter
Posted on 4/6/18 at 11:09 am to L1C4
Brought an old girlfriend to the Saints/Cowboys game in 2009 at the Dome. She's a huge Cowboys fan.
Saints were 13-0, twas a big game.
The whole ride from Houston she's saying if someone gets in her face, this and that, blah blah. I told her to just be normal and chill.
Saints end up losing, she's going nuts and Im talking to the guy next to me waiting to leave.
Out of nowhere I get sucker punched from her side, I whip over and look and she's full on fighting 5 people in our section.
Had to carry her over my shoulder to get her outside the stadium. Then she proceeded to cause a drunken slut scene on the ramp down to Poydras.
Saints were 13-0, twas a big game.
The whole ride from Houston she's saying if someone gets in her face, this and that, blah blah. I told her to just be normal and chill.
Saints end up losing, she's going nuts and Im talking to the guy next to me waiting to leave.
Out of nowhere I get sucker punched from her side, I whip over and look and she's full on fighting 5 people in our section.
Had to carry her over my shoulder to get her outside the stadium. Then she proceeded to cause a drunken slut scene on the ramp down to Poydras.
This post was edited on 4/6/18 at 11:10 am
Posted on 4/6/18 at 11:10 am to ThatMakesSense
to be fair, emotions were running a bit high in the dome that night.
Posted on 4/6/18 at 11:11 am to L1C4
WJeres that picture of the pit bull barfing on the other pit bull during the sex? It was about like that!
Posted on 4/6/18 at 11:12 am to ThatMakesSense
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Out of nowhere I get sucker punched from her side, I whip over and look and she's full on fighting 5 people in our section.
Had to carry her over my shoulder to get her outside the stadium. Then she proceeded to cause a drunken slut scene on the ramp down to Poydras.
Classy broad you had there.
Posted on 4/6/18 at 11:12 am to L1C4
When I was 16, I hooked up with this 25 year old chick and even after a shower, pretty sure she was smuggling in some Cane's downstairs. Was gross AF.
One girl at LSU booted me out after hooking up. She told me to catch the bus home b/c I was being belligerent
I got her back though so I'm happy.
One girl at LSU booted me out after hooking up. She told me to catch the bus home b/c I was being belligerent
Posted on 4/6/18 at 11:15 am to L1C4
She was giving me head, I got a little excited and pushed it down her throat, she, a little drunk, vommited gummy bears all over my stomach, crotch and cock.
Posted on 4/6/18 at 11:17 am to geauxtigers87
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to be fair, emotions were running a bit high in the dome that night.
Precursor to events that followed.
She got hammered a week later on Christmas Eve night. Punched me in the head a few times at her friend's party because I wasn't being supportive enough of her argument with the host.
I gathered my bottle of wine and left her there.
Posted on 4/6/18 at 11:17 am to geauxtigers87
This psycho but hot bitch I found on POF while up in Monroe for Work. I drive across town and picked her up from a Trailer Park in W Monroe out in the country.
She physically kicks the door open and comes running out the trailer with her mom or someone fussing at her "You know you're not supposed to be going out drinking."
I didn't think much of it and took to her a daq shop nearby. We do shots and before each one she say's "I'm not supposed to be drinking.". I keep thinking it's a health thing or whatever.
We headed over to Enochs. She's shitcanned drunk by this time and got us in trouble for yelling at the acoustic musician to play Brantley Gilbert WHILE she was giving me an inappropriate lap dance 6 feet away. We get asked to leave.
We walked over to another bar where her ex-fiance shows up(the bartender knew her and called him) and threatens to call her parole officer if she don't leave with him. By this time she was passed out head down at the bar. He carried her out.
She apparently had JUST been released that week and was on POF looking for someone to buy her drinks.
Man, she was the textbook definition of HOT MESS.
csb
She physically kicks the door open and comes running out the trailer with her mom or someone fussing at her "You know you're not supposed to be going out drinking."
I didn't think much of it and took to her a daq shop nearby. We do shots and before each one she say's "I'm not supposed to be drinking.". I keep thinking it's a health thing or whatever.
We headed over to Enochs. She's shitcanned drunk by this time and got us in trouble for yelling at the acoustic musician to play Brantley Gilbert WHILE she was giving me an inappropriate lap dance 6 feet away. We get asked to leave.
We walked over to another bar where her ex-fiance shows up(the bartender knew her and called him) and threatens to call her parole officer if she don't leave with him. By this time she was passed out head down at the bar. He carried her out.
She apparently had JUST been released that week and was on POF looking for someone to buy her drinks.
Man, she was the textbook definition of HOT MESS.
csb
This post was edited on 4/6/18 at 2:28 pm
Posted on 4/6/18 at 11:18 am to L1C4
Got drunk with this girl and went back to her place and we commence to get naked and going at it and then she loses control of some of her bodily functions....barfing and urinating back in the late 1980's. Didn't stop me from hitting it a few more times though
Posted on 4/6/18 at 11:18 am to mikelbr
I refuse to believe that's your worst experience with a drunk chick.
Posted on 4/6/18 at 11:19 am to Wind
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She was giving me head, I got a little excited and pushed it down her throat, she, a little drunk, vommited gummy bears all over my stomach, crotch and cock.

Posted on 4/6/18 at 11:19 am to L1C4
"cum inside me, I won't tell anyone you're the father"
-bar slut
I didn't.
-bar slut
I didn't.
This post was edited on 4/6/18 at 11:20 am
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