Immutable truths to live by

If Rebeloke posts it, it sucks

Rebeloke has the world's biggest slut for a mother

But if you frick one goat....

The "Golden Rule"

Seriously, religious or not, if you do that 99% of everything else will take care of itself.

Don't play poker against a guy named after a city or state.

Hmmm... I always thought it was, "If you lay with dogs, you are going to get licked on your mouth when you least expect it, and it usually happens right after they lick their butt or balls, and when you get up to go wash your mouth, you realize that you are covered with dog hair."

It doesn't roll off of the tongue though, so not many people say it, but we all know it is true.

Mizzoukillz>>>>>>>>>rebeloke

Two in the pink, one in the stink is not an acceptable first move during intercourse with a new lady.

see things as they are, not as they were or how you would wish them to be.