Found in GA- Dead Sea Monster

BBC is evolving

What's with Georgia fans and sea monsters?

That insane poster that only talks about sea monsters will be here shortly

You know how I know it's fake?



He never gets a closeup.


If his story was true, he would have gotten up really close and taken dozens of pictures of the face, eyes, all parts of it.

He wouldn't simply think "Oh, there's a dead baby plesiosaur, let me snap a quick pic and go about my business searching for interesting sea shells."

Looks similar, eh?

Fake.

Georgia doesn’t have a coast.

He just needs about tree fiddy

He is reported to be a boater who arrived at the uninhabited barrier island (wildlife refuge) by boat with his son, so we have to assume he's an outdoorsman with at least a modicum of appreciation for natural history. Upon finding this creature, up close and fully available to approach, he simply snaps his picture and takes a 5 second video from 20 feet away, and tells his son "Off we go now to have our picnic before the deviled eggs get soggy."


Upon getting home later that afternoon, his wife asks "How'd yall's day go? Did you have fun on Wolf Island?"

"Oh yes, we got alot of hiking in, ate our pimento cheese sandwiches under the shade of spanish moss-covered live oaks and palmettos, and found some pretty cool shells. Oh, and we saw the most curious thing.... a dead baby dinosaur was on the beach. Quite honestly I've never seen anything like it. It was a pretty fun day."

"That's interesting dear. Maybe you should call the local news station and tell them what you've seen."

"Hmmm good idea. Let me get the boat hosed down and put away, and jump in the shower. Maybe I'll look them up later.



Pure bullshite.