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Posted on 3/19/18 at 1:39 pm to deeprig9
Looks like the offspring of a seal and Stretch Armstrong
Posted on 3/19/18 at 1:39 pm to deeprig9
He is reported to be a boater who arrived at the uninhabited barrier island (wildlife refuge) by boat with his son, so we have to assume he's an outdoorsman with at least a modicum of appreciation for natural history. Upon finding this creature, up close and fully available to approach, he simply snaps his picture and takes a 5 second video from 20 feet away, and tells his son "Off we go now to have our picnic before the deviled eggs get soggy."
Upon getting home later that afternoon, his wife asks "How'd yall's day go? Did you have fun on Wolf Island?"
"Oh yes, we got alot of hiking in, ate our pimento cheese sandwiches under the shade of spanish moss-covered live oaks and palmettos, and found some pretty cool shells. Oh, and we saw the most curious thing.... a dead baby dinosaur was on the beach. Quite honestly I've never seen anything like it. It was a pretty fun day."
"That's interesting dear. Maybe you should call the local news station and tell them what you've seen."
"Hmmm good idea. Let me get the boat hosed down and put away, and jump in the shower. Maybe I'll look them up later.
Pure bullshite.
Upon getting home later that afternoon, his wife asks "How'd yall's day go? Did you have fun on Wolf Island?"
"Oh yes, we got alot of hiking in, ate our pimento cheese sandwiches under the shade of spanish moss-covered live oaks and palmettos, and found some pretty cool shells. Oh, and we saw the most curious thing.... a dead baby dinosaur was on the beach. Quite honestly I've never seen anything like it. It was a pretty fun day."
"That's interesting dear. Maybe you should call the local news station and tell them what you've seen."
"Hmmm good idea. Let me get the boat hosed down and put away, and jump in the shower. Maybe I'll look them up later.
Pure bullshite.
Posted on 3/19/18 at 1:44 pm to deeprig9
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It is not the critic who counts; notthe man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds; who knows great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat.
Theodore Roosevelt
Posted on 3/19/18 at 1:45 pm to deeprig9
I killed him when he knocked on my door dressed like a girl scout asking for tree fiddy
Posted on 3/19/18 at 1:46 pm to OysterPoBoy
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Fake.
Georgia doesn’t have a coast.
Posted on 3/19/18 at 1:47 pm to OysterPoBoy
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Georgia doesn’t have a coast.
Do you even Savannah Port bro?
Posted on 3/19/18 at 1:51 pm to idlewatcher
I meant with an ocean.
Posted on 3/19/18 at 1:58 pm to Ed Osteen
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His meltdown on the helpboard was amazing, he was talking to himself at the end of the thread
He was really upset about being sock puppeted.
Posted on 3/19/18 at 2:00 pm to OysterPoBoy
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I meant with an ocean.
Posted on 3/19/18 at 2:01 pm to deeprig9
sometimes ya just have to draw folks a picture.
Posted on 3/19/18 at 2:03 pm to OysterPoBoy
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I meant with an ocean
Posted on 3/19/18 at 2:21 pm to deeprig9
In a small bowl, mix together paprika, dry mustard, cayenne pepper, cumin, black pepper, white pepper, thyme and salt; set aside. Heat a heavy cast iron pan on high heat until extremely hot, about 10 minutes.
Pour 3/4 cup melted butter into a shallow dish. Dip each fillet into butter, turning once to coat both sides. Sprinkle both sides of fillets with spice mixture, and gently pat mixture onto fish.
Place fillets into hot pan without crowding. Carefully pour about 1 teaspoon melted butter over each fillet. Cook until fish has a charred appearance, about 2 minutes. Turn fillets, spoon 1 teaspoon melted butter over each, and cook until charred. Repeat with remaining fish.
Pour 3/4 cup melted butter into a shallow dish. Dip each fillet into butter, turning once to coat both sides. Sprinkle both sides of fillets with spice mixture, and gently pat mixture onto fish.
Place fillets into hot pan without crowding. Carefully pour about 1 teaspoon melted butter over each fillet. Cook until fish has a charred appearance, about 2 minutes. Turn fillets, spoon 1 teaspoon melted butter over each, and cook until charred. Repeat with remaining fish.
Posted on 3/19/18 at 2:22 pm to deeprig9
He meant one of the other 4 oceans.
Posted on 3/19/18 at 2:28 pm to deeprig9
Huma (Weiner) Abedin got preggers and had an abortion.
Posted on 3/19/18 at 2:32 pm to deeprig9
Compare its dna to the Loch Ness monster and, uh nvm.
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