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Posted on 2/21/18 at 1:16 pm to
Posted by AlonsoWDC
Memphis, where it ain't Ten-a-Key
Member since Aug 2014
8807 posts
Posted on 2/21/18 at 1:16 pm to
quote:

Don't stick your dick in crazy


Wrong. Feel free to stick it in crazy.

Just don't stay around the next day.
Posted by Jack Daniel
In the bottle
Member since Feb 2013
25733 posts
Posted on 2/21/18 at 1:17 pm to
quote:

She quit her job after about 3 months of dating and I began to support her fully.

Why did you do this?
Posted by cwill
Member since Jan 2005
54754 posts
Posted on 2/21/18 at 1:18 pm to
How long before you called bullshite on the brain tumor?
Posted by jvilletiger25
jacksonville, fl
Member since Jan 2014
17067 posts
Posted on 2/21/18 at 1:18 pm to
1. Take out life insurance policy on crazy ex
2. Put gasoline in the light bulbs
3. Go out of town
4. ...
5. Collect homeowner's insurance on house and life insurance on crazy ex
6. Profit


Disclaimer: I'm not saying do this, but I understand.
Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
18073 posts
Posted on 2/21/18 at 1:20 pm to
quote:

“Not tonight, hon. My brain tumor hurts.”


Posted by Kjun Tiger
Member since Dec 2014
2147 posts
Posted on 2/21/18 at 1:21 pm to
quote:

We entered into a domestic partnership agreement when we moved in together.


So you're a woman? Then we need to see pics of the both of you!
Posted by Agforlife
Somewhere in the Brazos Valley
Member since Nov 2012
20102 posts
Posted on 2/21/18 at 1:27 pm to
Cut her off so she'll go find another chump to support her
Posted by TygerTyger
Houston
Member since Oct 2010
9283 posts
Posted on 2/21/18 at 1:30 pm to
quote:

Started dating a beautiful woman two years ago. Pretty quickly she told me she had a brain tumor that would eventually kill her.


Dude, I've been there. After my divorce I dated this chick with the same MO (minus ties to organized crime). She made my life hell.

Let me break it to you, it's ALL A LIE. She's most likely Borderline Personality Disorder. That's my guess with my crazy chick. She'll stop at nothing to frick with you. She's so fricked in the head that she probably doesn't even think she's lying.

Call her bluff. All of it. Because everything she's told you is bullshite. Most likely including the mafia ties. My chick would facetime me from the "hospital" when she was supposed to be in for treatments. The room would be super dark so I couldn't see anything but her face and the oxygen hose running to her nose. IT WAS ALL A LIE. The crazy bitch bought some shite from a medical supply store and faked it.

Even if she threatens suicide, don't give in. She's either bluffing (most likely) or will try it. If she does, you need to know that this isn't your circus man.

Rabid dogs need to be put down. Borderline personality disorder is worse than rabies.

Run like Forrest fricking Gump.

Trust me on this shite. I lived a year of it.
Posted by tigerinthebueche
Member since Oct 2010
36791 posts
Posted on 2/21/18 at 1:30 pm to
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This is a terrible example on how to troll
Posted by 1BIGTigerFan
100,000 posts
Member since Jan 2007
49500 posts
Posted on 2/21/18 at 1:32 pm to
Okay, I'll play along.

If you think the threat of her killing you is real at this point, then it will always be there...so remember that. If you give her the 12 months she is asking for, then you will have to live with yourself for the rest of your life being cucked liked that...and that's something I would never do. Also, in twelve months, my bet is that she asks for another twelve months, and this continues on and on.

Also, if she is connected to the mafia, then once she gets everything out of you she can, she will kill you anyways. So think about that! She will want to get rid of you and any evidence you have of her threatening you, so you might as well deal with it now instead of going broke and dealing with it later.
This post was edited on 2/21/18 at 1:46 pm
Posted by lsuhunt555
Teakwood Village Breh
Member since Nov 2008
38431 posts
Posted on 2/21/18 at 1:42 pm to
I've read throught this entire thread and have a couple of thoughts.

1. How do you even get put into this situation to begin with?
2. You need an attorney and a Private Investigator.
3. The best piece of info in this thread is this...
quote:

Revenge frick her, then move to Ireland and become a shepherd.
Posted by 1BIGTigerFan
100,000 posts
Member since Jan 2007
49500 posts
Posted on 2/21/18 at 1:45 pm to
quote:

Even if she threatens suicide, don't give in. She's either bluffing (most likely) or will try it. If she does, you need to know that this isn't your circus man.

Remember this...this is very important.
Posted by blueridgeTiger
Granbury, TX
Member since Jun 2004
20468 posts
Posted on 2/21/18 at 1:45 pm to
quote:

We entered into a domestic partnership agreement when we moved in together.


WTF is that?
Posted by Kjun Tiger
Member since Dec 2014
2147 posts
Posted on 2/21/18 at 1:47 pm to
It's an agreement that Gay and lesbian couples used before Gay marriage was legalized.
Posted by NoHoTiger
So many to kill, so little time
Member since Nov 2006
45765 posts
Posted on 2/21/18 at 1:48 pm to
Sell the house, sell the car, move on with your life. She's an adult. She get her organized crime folks to set her up or get her a job.
Posted by Jack Daniel
In the bottle
Member since Feb 2013
25733 posts
Posted on 2/21/18 at 1:50 pm to
quote:

everything she's told you is bullshite. Most likely including the mafia ties

Unless he dies
Posted by jchamil
Member since Nov 2009
16673 posts
Posted on 2/21/18 at 1:53 pm to
I can't believe I actually read all 5 pages of this bullshite
Posted by hob
Member since Dec 2017
2143 posts
Posted on 2/21/18 at 1:57 pm to

Gang sacked.
Posted by tigersownall
Thibodaux
Member since Sep 2011
15401 posts
Posted on 2/21/18 at 1:58 pm to
Kill her
Posted by LSUJuice
Back in Houston
Member since Apr 2004
17693 posts
Posted on 2/21/18 at 1:58 pm to
You should have at least thrown in some run-on sentences and subject-verb disagreement.
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