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Nigel, world's loneliest bird, dies next to concrete decoy it loved
Posted on 2/3/18 at 6:11 pm
Posted on 2/3/18 at 6:11 pm
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Nigel, a handsome gannet that lived on a desolate island off the coast of New Zealand, died suddenly this week. Wherever its soul has landed, the singles scene surely cannot be worse.
The male bird was lured to Mana Island five years ago by wildlife officials who, in hopes of establishing a gannet colony there, had placed concrete gannet decoys on cliffsides and broadcast the sound of the species' calls. Nigel accepted the invitation, arriving in 2013 as the island's first gannet in 40 years. But none of its brethren joined him.
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In the absence of a living love interest, Nigel became enamored with one of the 80 faux birds. It built the decoy a nest. It groomed the decoy's "chilly, concrete feathers ... year after year after year," The Guardian reported. It died next to the decoy in that unrequited love nest, the vibrant orange-yellow plumage of its head contrasting, as ever, with the weathered, lemony paint of the faux bird beside it.
"Whether or not he was lonely, he certainly never got anything back, and that must have been [a] very strange experience," conservation ranger Chris Bell, who also lives on the island, told the paper. "I think we all have a lot of empathy for him, because he had this fairly hopeless situation."
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Perhaps the saddest twist to this tale is that three other gannets settled on Mana just last month, after conservation officials tweaked the sound system used to attract them, according to the New Zealand website Stuff. Nigel paid them no attention.
Posted on 2/3/18 at 6:12 pm to Major Dutch Schaefer
He was an odd bird.
Owlie-ish.
Sad story for real.
Owlie-ish.
Sad story for real.
Posted on 2/3/18 at 6:12 pm to Major Dutch Schaefer
Poor Nigel. Hope he was at least able to get off with that concrete bird.
Posted on 2/3/18 at 6:13 pm to Major Dutch Schaefer
RIP Walt OReilly
Posted on 2/3/18 at 6:14 pm to Major Dutch Schaefer
So, the Walt O'Reilly of the avian world?
Posted on 2/3/18 at 6:14 pm to Major Dutch Schaefer
That sounds like me
Posted on 2/3/18 at 6:14 pm to Major Dutch Schaefer
I mean, if a bird can make it work with concrete, how hard can sexbots be?
Posted on 2/3/18 at 6:15 pm to Major Dutch Schaefer
His name was Nigel.
What did he know about Hillary?
What did he know about Hillary?
Posted on 2/3/18 at 6:16 pm to Major Dutch Schaefer
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Another gannet spent some time on Mana last year. Unfortunately, it, too, was a male, dubbed Norman.
Should have renamed them Neal and Bob.
This post was edited on 2/3/18 at 6:17 pm
Posted on 2/3/18 at 6:18 pm to Major Dutch Schaefer
that actually made me kind of sad and hopeful that the bird really felt like it had alive friends
Posted on 2/3/18 at 7:19 pm to Major Dutch Schaefer
That bird was beta af
Posted on 2/3/18 at 7:21 pm to Major Dutch Schaefer
That's legit sad as frick
Posted on 2/3/18 at 7:25 pm to rondo
Makes me wonder if other animals have self-awareness. It's even sadder if he knew he was a pathetic loser.
Poor Nigel.
Poor Nigel.
This post was edited on 2/3/18 at 7:26 pm
Posted on 2/3/18 at 7:29 pm to Carson123987
I'd like to think nigel had a bird wife that wouldn't shut the frick up and he went here for a little peace and quiet
Posted on 2/3/18 at 7:43 pm to Major Dutch Schaefer
That may be the saddest thing I have read all night...
Posted on 2/3/18 at 7:44 pm to Major Dutch Schaefer
Hard friend zone.
Posted on 2/3/18 at 7:45 pm to Major Dutch Schaefer
Did the decoy have a bangable vag?
I mean, might be better than a real woman
I mean, might be better than a real woman
Posted on 2/3/18 at 8:18 pm to Major Dutch Schaefer
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birds. It built the decoy a nest. It groomed the decoy's "chilly, concrete feathers ..
What a cold-hearted bitch
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