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Nigel, world's loneliest bird, dies next to concrete decoy it loved

Posted on 2/3/18 at 6:11 pm
Posted by Major Dutch Schaefer
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Posted on 2/3/18 at 6:11 pm
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Nigel, a handsome gannet that lived on a desolate island off the coast of New Zealand, died suddenly this week. Wherever its soul has landed, the singles scene surely cannot be worse.

The male bird was lured to Mana Island five years ago by wildlife officials who, in hopes of establishing a gannet colony there, had placed concrete gannet decoys on cliffsides and broadcast the sound of the species' calls. Nigel accepted the invitation, arriving in 2013 as the island's first gannet in 40 years. But none of its brethren joined him.


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In the absence of a living love interest, Nigel became enamored with one of the 80 faux birds. It built the decoy a nest. It groomed the decoy's "chilly, concrete feathers ... year after year after year," The Guardian reported. It died next to the decoy in that unrequited love nest, the vibrant orange-yellow plumage of its head contrasting, as ever, with the weathered, lemony paint of the faux bird beside it.

"Whether or not he was lonely, he certainly never got anything back, and that must have been [a] very strange experience," conservation ranger Chris Bell, who also lives on the island, told the paper. "I think we all have a lot of empathy for him, because he had this fairly hopeless situation."


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Perhaps the saddest twist to this tale is that three other gannets settled on Mana just last month, after conservation officials tweaked the sound system used to attract them, according to the New Zealand website Stuff. Nigel paid them no attention.
Posted by soccerfüt
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Posted on 2/3/18 at 6:12 pm to
He was an odd bird.

Owlie-ish.

Sad story for real.
Posted by Methuselah
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Posted on 2/3/18 at 6:12 pm to
Poor Nigel. Hope he was at least able to get off with that concrete bird.
Posted by ThatMakesSense
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Posted on 2/3/18 at 6:12 pm to
Retard bird.
Posted by OMLandshark
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Posted on 2/3/18 at 6:13 pm to
RIP Walt OReilly
Posted by LCA131
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Posted on 2/3/18 at 6:14 pm to
So, the Walt O'Reilly of the avian world?
Posted by el Gaucho
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Posted on 2/3/18 at 6:14 pm to
That sounds like me
Posted by PrivatePublic
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Posted on 2/3/18 at 6:14 pm to
I mean, if a bird can make it work with concrete, how hard can sexbots be?
Posted by PsychTiger
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Posted on 2/3/18 at 6:15 pm to
His name was Nigel.
















What did he know about Hillary?
Posted by ThatMakesSense
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Posted on 2/3/18 at 6:16 pm to
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Another gannet spent some time on Mana last year. Unfortunately, it, too, was a male, dubbed Norman.


Should have renamed them Neal and Bob.
This post was edited on 2/3/18 at 6:17 pm
Posted by Ross
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Posted on 2/3/18 at 6:18 pm to
that actually made me kind of sad and hopeful that the bird really felt like it had alive friends
Posted by Jizzy08
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Posted on 2/3/18 at 7:19 pm to
That bird was beta af
Posted by rondo
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Posted on 2/3/18 at 7:21 pm to
That's legit sad as frick
Posted by LCA131
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Posted on 2/3/18 at 7:25 pm to
Makes me wonder if other animals have self-awareness. It's even sadder if he knew he was a pathetic loser.

Poor Nigel.
This post was edited on 2/3/18 at 7:26 pm
Posted by Carson123987
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Posted on 2/3/18 at 7:27 pm to
Very sad
Posted by rondo
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Posted on 2/3/18 at 7:29 pm to
I'd like to think nigel had a bird wife that wouldn't shut the frick up and he went here for a little peace and quiet
Posted by liz18lsu
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Posted on 2/3/18 at 7:43 pm to
That may be the saddest thing I have read all night...
Posted by GarmischTiger
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Posted on 2/3/18 at 7:44 pm to
Hard friend zone.
Posted by Cosmo
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Posted on 2/3/18 at 7:45 pm to
Did the decoy have a bangable vag?

I mean, might be better than a real woman
Posted by dbbuilder79
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Posted on 2/3/18 at 8:18 pm to
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birds. It built the decoy a nest. It groomed the decoy's "chilly, concrete feathers ..



What a cold-hearted bitch
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