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re: Settle an office debate: Who wins in a fight...Gorilla or Grizzly

Posted on 1/18/18 at 5:28 pm to
Posted by secondandshort
Member since Jan 2014
1028 posts
Posted on 1/18/18 at 5:28 pm to
Grizzly
Avg. Male 700-800 lbs (largest up to 1500)
Height 8-10 feet
6 inch claws
1160 psi bite
can bite through cast iron skillets
can run up to 35 mph
Theoretically 600 lb bear could press 2300 lbs. So I'm thinking a big bear could match the gorilla.


Gorilla
Weight 400 lbs
Height about 6 feet
Theoretically can press about 4600 lbs
can run 20 mph
1300 psi bite

I think the grizzly gets it.

Posted by JudgeHolden
Gila River
Member since Jan 2008
18566 posts
Posted on 1/18/18 at 5:39 pm to
Grizzly

Posted by JackieTreehorn
Malibu
Member since Sep 2013
29165 posts
Posted on 1/18/18 at 5:41 pm to
A Grizzly would rip the gorilla into pieces and then devour the carcass. This would be a first round KO.
Posted by wrongRob
Tampa FL
Member since Oct 2017
922 posts
Posted on 1/18/18 at 6:53 pm to
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We don't call it Gorilla Warfare either


no shite Sure-lick
Posted by biglego
Ask your mom where I been
Member since Nov 2007
76525 posts
Posted on 1/18/18 at 7:00 pm to
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Gorillas got dem hands I don't think the bear is ready for the gorilla's street savagery

I agree. Bears are overrated. Theyre big, but they also get scared away by Lassie.
This post was edited on 1/18/18 at 7:05 pm
Posted by biglego
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Member since Nov 2007
76525 posts
Posted on 1/18/18 at 7:06 pm to
quote:

Grizzly
Avg. Male 700-800 lbs (largest up to 1500)
Height 8-10 feet
6 inch claws
1160 psi bite
can bite through cast iron skillets
can run up to 35 mph
Theoretically 600 lb bear could press 2300 lbs. So I'm thinking a big bear could match the gorilla.


Gorilla
Weight 400 lbs
Height about 6 feet
Theoretically can press about 4600 lbs
can run 20 mph
1300 psi bite

So gorillas are just as strong and bite just as hard. They’re smaller and can’t sprint as fast but that doesn’t mean they aren’t quick and agile in a fight.
Posted by biglego
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Member since Nov 2007
76525 posts
Posted on 1/18/18 at 7:08 pm to
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Grizzly is the baddest animal on land.

I don’t see how anything could hurt a rhino.
A bull African elephant is pretty amazing. I don’t know if a grizzly could kill a big bull.
Posted by Yewkindewit
Near Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Apr 2012
20086 posts
Posted on 1/18/18 at 7:23 pm to
The Gorilla is so massively stronk! He actually pulls the head of the Grizz right off but suffers a few claw marks!
Posted by BoostAddict
Member since Jun 2007
2989 posts
Posted on 1/18/18 at 8:29 pm to
Yep. There is nothing a gorilla could do to hurt a grizz.
Posted by Good Times
Hill top in Tn
Member since Nov 2007
23508 posts
Posted on 1/18/18 at 8:45 pm to
I don’t see how anything could hurt a rhino.

Saw a documentary showing an elephant killing a rhino.
Posted by TigerPlaintiff
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2007
291 posts
Posted on 1/18/18 at 8:46 pm to
Ever see the knuckles on a gorilla? Wouldn’t mess with that!
Posted by Clark W Griswold
THE USA
Member since Sep 2012
10512 posts
Posted on 1/18/18 at 9:20 pm to
According to stats, facts and history, Siberian tiger always has the upper hand over grizzly bear and will win in head to head fight.

Google agrees that these large tigers would take a grizzly. Polar bears are much larger too and can win in a fight if it's male on male. Most grizzly vs polar fights are male vs female which is a much closer size comparison.

A rhino isn't made of steel. They really have nothing but a horn. A hippo could also take most other animals if necessary.
Posted by udtiger
Over your left shoulder
Member since Nov 2006
99121 posts
Posted on 1/18/18 at 9:32 pm to
Grizzly
Posted by Amadeo
Member since Jan 2004
4823 posts
Posted on 1/18/18 at 9:52 pm to
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A grizzly is not a carnivore.


Their omnivorous diet aside, grizzlies belong to the order carnivora. So there's that.

Millions of years of evolution didn't produce two inch teeth and five inch claws for berry hunting.
This post was edited on 1/18/18 at 9:58 pm
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