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re: A list of things that are not the husband's fault according to women everywhere
Posted on 1/5/18 at 7:57 am to 13SaintTiger
Posted on 1/5/18 at 7:57 am to 13SaintTiger
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You should probably get a divorce
How long you been married? You never fight? Here's a little hint: if you're married and you never fight or argue, one of you is cheating and that marriage is doomed. Conflict and resolution are a part of life. It's how you grow.
Why get a divorce? So I can go back to the dating scene and have to deal with a whole bunch of women instead of just one and then find one other woman to get to know and share my life with all while missing out on half my kid's life and paying both my ex and my kid half my money so some other dude can rail my wife and try to parent my kid? No shot.
I love my wife. And my son.
Why wouldn't I love my wife? She's absolutely perfect and has never done one thing wrong, and I'm an always at fault a-hole. I'm lucky she stays around through all my faults.
Divorce? Never going to fricking happen. I'll double murder suicide myself and my family before that happens.
This post was edited on 1/5/18 at 8:00 am
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Posted on 1/5/18 at 7:59 am to Breesus
Jesus Breesus!
Posted on 1/5/18 at 8:01 am to Black n Gold
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According to the wife I should have given him allergy meds last night because it's "that time of year". She completely ignored that fact that I fed, bathed, did homework, and put both of our boys to sleep before she got home.
Jody strikes again...
Posted on 1/5/18 at 8:10 am to Breesus
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Why wouldn't I love my wife? She's absolutely perfect and has never done one thing wrong, and I'm an always at fault a-hole. I'm lucky she stays around through all my faults.
Awwwwwwwwwwwww
quote:
Divorce? Never going to fricking happen. I'll double murder suicide myself and my family before that happens.
Aw...
Posted on 1/5/18 at 8:15 am to Black n Gold
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Despite looking as healthy as an Olympic athlete last night, my baby boy woke up snotty and congested this morning. According to the wife I should have given him allergy meds last night because it's "that time of year". She completely ignored that fact that I fed, bathed, did homework, and put both of our boys to sleep before she got home. Rant is over.
"If you had a better paying job i wouldnt have to work and then i could be the mom!!"
-my wife one day, wven though i threw away my career so she could follow her dream of becoming a doctor
Posted on 1/5/18 at 8:18 am to Breesus
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"Your list is shite"
-Women
Posted on 1/5/18 at 8:20 am to Jimbeaux
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Somehow, it’s my fault that the car didn’t start, and it’s my fault that I don’t yet know why it won’t start, and it’s my fault that I’m not there already to deal with it, because, goddamnit, the wife needs to be at work!
Mine has been giving me hell since the tire pressure light came on in her Sequoia and I told her to ignore it.
That little yellow light is making her crazy.
This post was edited on 1/5/18 at 8:22 am
Posted on 1/5/18 at 8:21 am to Breesus
I want a SO. I want to be married.
Posted on 1/5/18 at 8:22 am to Pectus
Oh shut up. You can beat off without fwar of her walking in on you
Posted on 1/5/18 at 8:23 am to Breesus
Sounds like ya’ll married a bunch of bitches that need to be put in their places
This isn’t a Disney story and they aren’t princesses.
This isn’t a Disney story and they aren’t princesses.
This post was edited on 1/5/18 at 8:23 am
Posted on 1/5/18 at 8:23 am to Breesus
quote:Exactly.
Why get a divorce? So I can go back to the dating scene and have to deal with a whole bunch of women instead of just one and then find one other woman to get to know and share my life with all while missing out on half my kid's life and paying both my ex and my kid half my money so some other dude can rail my wife and try to parent my kid? No shot.
I charged the battery in the wife's Tahoe this weekend to prevent a no start come work time.
Posted on 1/5/18 at 8:24 am to Breesus
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Divorce? Never going to fricking happen. I'll double murder suicide myself and my family before that happens.
Huh....ok then
Posted on 1/5/18 at 8:24 am to Breesus
Isn't that the truth.
Posted on 1/5/18 at 8:26 am to Breesus
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Divorce? Never going to fricking happen. I'll double murder suicide myself and my family before that happens.
Quoted for murder evidence
Posted on 1/5/18 at 8:33 am to 4LSU2
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I get it, but I do have just a couple of faults.
Correct; everything you say and everything you do (per wimmenz)
Posted on 1/5/18 at 8:42 am to Breesus
The kids being good looking and smart.
Posted on 1/5/18 at 8:54 am to Breesus
Maybe you could pray about it
Posted on 1/5/18 at 9:03 am to Pectus
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Pectus
I want a SO. I want to be married.
Owlie is single
Posted on 1/5/18 at 9:07 am to Pectus
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I want a SO. I want to be married.
Marry a dude instead. Far less work.
Posted on 1/5/18 at 9:22 am to Jimbeaux
quote:That truly sounds like hell amd makes me want to never get married.
My wife’s car didn’t start this morning. It’s probably the battery, but I haven’t looked at it yet because she just told me and I’m goIng back hone from work to deal with it.
Somehow, it’s my fault that the car didn’t start, and it’s my fault that I don’t yet know why it won’t start, and it’s my fault that I’m not there already to deal with it, because, goddamnit, the wife needs to be at work!
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