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The worst kiss you ever had
Posted on 12/18/17 at 2:48 pm
Posted on 12/18/17 at 2:48 pm
I once kissed a girl with 4 nipples. It took the moment away when we were kissing and she was like, “hey, I have an extra set of nipples.” I was like GTFO. She was like you wanna see? I was like okay I’m taking you home now.
This post was edited on 12/18/17 at 2:49 pm
Posted on 12/18/17 at 2:50 pm to rebeloke
that was his dick, not a nipple dummy.
Posted on 12/18/17 at 2:50 pm to rebeloke
girl stuck her tongue in my mouth and left it there. the bj felt like a chainsaw.
Posted on 12/18/17 at 2:51 pm to rebeloke
She forgot to take her dip out first
Posted on 12/18/17 at 2:53 pm to rebeloke
Girls breath smelled like a can of Alpo dog food. I had to stop and buy a bottle of mouthwash after I left and gargle that shite for an hour.
Posted on 12/18/17 at 2:53 pm to rebeloke
I had a girl that had rather big lips. They made a mess everywhere when we made out. But they weren't always a problem. Just when we kissed.
Posted on 12/18/17 at 2:54 pm to rebeloke
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The worst kiss you ever had
Your mom. But it was still not bad because it led to PIIHB so all was well.
Posted on 12/18/17 at 2:55 pm to WhiskeyThrottle
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I had a girl that had rather big lips
Black?
Posted on 12/18/17 at 2:57 pm to Chad504boy
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that was his dick, not a nipple dummy.
Posted on 12/18/17 at 2:59 pm to rebeloke
I started kissing this chick and noticed how big of an adam's apple she had. Never saw one on a chick and it just made the kissing awkward.
Don't ever hook up with a chick named Jarrod.
Don't ever hook up with a chick named Jarrod.
Posted on 12/18/17 at 3:02 pm to OweO
El gaucho is going to be pissed your stealing his shitty schtick
Posted on 12/18/17 at 3:04 pm to rebeloke
Chick closed her eyes and led with the tongue tornado
Posted on 12/18/17 at 3:04 pm to rebeloke
I had asked my girlfriend (who went to a different school) to my prom, and she asked me to hers. Went on spring break without her and cheated on her. She and her friends actually showed up to “surprise” me and I was in the bed with the other girl. She took my class ring and threw it at me and broke up. So, I asked the new chick to go to my prom with me. Got back to BR and my ex tells me that she forgives me and still wants me to go to her prom with her. However by the time both proms have rolled around I have realized that neither of these girls can kiss worth a shite. The ex that I cheated on would lean in and somehow manage to knock her upper teeth against mine every single time. The other one on occasion had breath that smelled like a cat shite in her mouth while she was asleep. So I went to both proms as planned (my ex’s was the week before mine) but didn’t smash either one afterwards. In fact, after my prom I dropped her off pretty early because I told her I had to wake up early the next morning for work... then I went to Embassy Suites where my buddies and I and their dates had a room and I hooked up with a totally different chick, sexy arse twin from Bishop Sullivan who ran track/cross country and had an arse I could eat dinner off of. Ahhh, those were the days.
Posted on 12/18/17 at 3:09 pm to rebeloke
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I once kissed a girl with 4 nipples. It took the moment away when we were kissing and she was like, “hey, I have an extra set of nipples.” I was like GTFO. She was like you wanna see?
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