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Ok Democrats; Convince me to vote for Doug Jones

Posted on 12/6/17 at 5:43 pm
Posted by ChexMix
Taste the Deliciousness
Member since Apr 2014
25494 posts
Posted on 12/6/17 at 5:43 pm
Im a registered Independent voter in the great state of Alabama. My vote matters on December 12th.

Tell me why I should vote for Doug Jones over Roy Moore.
This post was edited on 12/6/17 at 5:44 pm
Posted by stat19
Member since Feb 2011
29350 posts
Posted on 12/6/17 at 5:44 pm to
How cute

The need to be relevant.
Posted by RobbBobb
Matt Flynn, BCS MVP
Member since Feb 2007
27972 posts
Posted on 12/6/17 at 5:44 pm to
Youre gonna get in trouble for teasing the retarded

Posted by Seldom Seen
Member since Feb 2016
40541 posts
Posted on 12/6/17 at 5:45 pm to
We're going to impeach Drumph!
Posted by Centinel
Idaho
Member since Sep 2016
43400 posts
Posted on 12/6/17 at 5:46 pm to
quote:

Tell me why I should vote for Doug Jones over Roy Moore.


Because you should always believe unfounded and unproven allegations. Do you even understand the legal principle of guilty until proven innocent?

It's *literally* the foundation of our entire legal system.
Posted by bonhoeffer45
Member since Jul 2016
4367 posts
Posted on 12/6/17 at 5:54 pm to
quote:

Im a registered Independent voter in the great state of Alabama. My vote matters on December 12th.

Tell me why I should vote for Doug Jones over Roy Moore.




You must really crave attention:

quote:

I voted for Mo Brooks, but will be casting my vote for Roy Moore.


Posted by gthog61
Irving, TX
Member since Nov 2009
71001 posts
Posted on 12/6/17 at 5:55 pm to
because you absolutely love everything Chuck Schumer stands for

The current dem senators have to get permission from him to support anything.
Posted by CommoDawg
Member since Jun 2015
2322 posts
Posted on 12/6/17 at 6:02 pm to
The other guy is a pedophile
Posted by The Spleen
Member since Dec 2010
38865 posts
Posted on 12/6/17 at 6:03 pm to
Because his claim to fame is prosecuting the guys that bombed a church, not for being removed from office for violating the Constitution.
Posted by Aubie Spr96
lolwut?
Member since Dec 2009
41229 posts
Posted on 12/6/17 at 6:03 pm to
Doug Jones has some political opinions that I do not share, but he's not a total fricking clown.
Posted by Errerrerrwere
Member since Aug 2015
38391 posts
Posted on 12/6/17 at 6:04 pm to
As an independent voter; ask yourself if you are okay with someone who believes a fetus one day away from birth could be aborted.
Posted by EthanL
Auburn,AL
Member since Oct 2011
6963 posts
Posted on 12/6/17 at 6:08 pm to
How about just don’t vote?

All of these men have problems and are incapable of coherent decisions involving their families, much less whole swaths of people.

These men run for office because they have an insatiable appetite for control, authority over others, power...not because they truly want to help people.

Don’t vote for anyone...in any election. That way, you can’t be held even remotely accountable for any of their actions. Their is nothing virtuous or noble about voting, contrary to what most ‘civic-minded’ Americans have been brainwashed to believe.

I’ve never voted in my life for anyone and I’m all the better for it.
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
53151 posts
Posted on 12/6/17 at 6:08 pm to
Why wouldn't you vote for Doug "Baby Bones" Jones?
Posted by bhtigerfan
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2008
29684 posts
Posted on 12/6/17 at 6:15 pm to
He's not an accused child molester. He just thinks it's okay to kill a baby just before it's born, and believes there's more than two genders.

Signed,
Democrats
Posted by BamaGradinTn
Murfreesboro
Member since Dec 2008
26993 posts
Posted on 12/6/17 at 6:20 pm to
I'm certainly not a Democrat, but I'll give it a shot:

Alabama will be able to easily vote Jones out and replace him with a Republican.

If Alabama elects Moore, they'll be stuck with the dumbass for a long, long time.
Posted by Cruiserhog
Little Rock
Member since Apr 2008
10460 posts
Posted on 12/6/17 at 6:24 pm to
he is not a diddler, and doesnt lie at a pulpit on tv, when one of the woman he dated is watching. and he is not a religious wackjob bent on enforcing his morality on you using the most powerful government on the planet.
Posted by DelU249
Austria
Member since Dec 2010
77625 posts
Posted on 12/6/17 at 6:30 pm to
Because if you vote for Roy Moore you’re a piece of shite. Your vote is public record and people will know

- democrats

They can’t tell you why to vote for them, only make up reasons not to vote for the other guy and it always involves validation of your moral fiber and intellect...can’t imagine why they are losing and losing and losing
This post was edited on 12/6/17 at 6:32 pm
Posted by TitleistProV1X
Member since Nov 2015
3516 posts
Posted on 12/6/17 at 6:32 pm to
Because he didn’t potentially do something bad 40 years ago
Posted by BuckeyesAndBulldogs
Athens, Georgia
Member since Nov 2011
3235 posts
Posted on 12/6/17 at 6:32 pm to
One diddles children.
Posted by CamdenTiger
Member since Aug 2009
62552 posts
Posted on 12/6/17 at 6:33 pm to
Who in the he’ll doesn’t like young girls? Jones just too out of the mainstream, for me. Vote Moore!
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