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re: Favorite Dumb and Dumber quotes
Posted on 3/3/08 at 10:57 am to Rickety Cricket
Posted on 3/3/08 at 10:57 am to Rickety Cricket
What's her last name? I'll look it up.
You know, I don't really recall. Starts with an S! Let's see. Swim? Swammi? Slippy? Slappy? Swenson? Swanson?
Maybe it's on the briefcase.
Oh, yeah! It's right here.
Samsonite! I was way off! I knew it started with an S, though.
You know, I don't really recall. Starts with an S! Let's see. Swim? Swammi? Slippy? Slappy? Swenson? Swanson?
Maybe it's on the briefcase.
Oh, yeah! It's right here.
Samsonite! I was way off! I knew it started with an S, though.
Posted on 3/3/08 at 11:00 am to BilJ
quote:
tea and strumpets
BigJ, I had to make the big gulp my sig quote.
Posted on 3/3/08 at 11:03 am to Rickety Cricket
Harry:He blamed me...those were his last words. You heard him.
Lloyd: Not if you count the "gurgling" sound.
Lloyd: Not if you count the "gurgling" sound.
Posted on 3/3/08 at 11:06 am to Rickety Cricket
We don't usually pick up hitchhikers... but I'm-a gonna go with my instincts on this one. Saddle up partner!
How about you go over and introduce yourself, build me up, that way I don't have to brag about myself later.
I'd like to eat her liver with some fava beans and a nice CHIANTI
How about you go over and introduce yourself, build me up, that way I don't have to brag about myself later.
I'd like to eat her liver with some fava beans and a nice CHIANTI
Posted on 3/3/08 at 11:06 am to Rickety Cricket
quote:
Nice pair of hooters you have there.
quote:
We've got no food. We've got no job, our pets HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!
quote:
I desperately want to make love to a school boy.
Posted on 3/3/08 at 11:07 am to hehateme2285
Did you get a make on the vehicle?
Yes, sir. They're driving an '84...sheep dog.
Yes, sir. They're driving an '84...sheep dog.
Posted on 3/3/08 at 11:15 am to caseaw1704
Lloyd: What's going on, Harry? Your name is "Harry", isn't it?
Harry: Yeah, she grabbed down at the lobby, explained what was up, then they slapped this bullet proof vest on me and gave me a gun.
Lloyd: But what if he shot you in the face?
Harry: [to detective] What if he shot me in the face?
Harry: Yeah, she grabbed down at the lobby, explained what was up, then they slapped this bullet proof vest on me and gave me a gun.
Lloyd: But what if he shot you in the face?
Harry: [to detective] What if he shot me in the face?
Posted on 3/3/08 at 11:32 am to BilJ
quote:
I can get 60 miles to the gallon on this hog.
70.
I like most of the ones listed:
"Don't you go dying on me..."
Big Gulps.
"Scuse me, Flo?" - I actually say that almost every time I'm at a restaurant.
One that rarely gets mentioned, but I love:
quote:
Tell her I'm good-looking and I'm rich and I have a rapist's wit.
Posted on 3/3/08 at 11:35 am to caseaw1704
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Lloyd: Well suck me sideways!
quote:
Harry: You sold my dead bird to a blind kid?
Posted on 3/3/08 at 11:38 am to CocomoLSU
I'm paraphashing, but here goes:
More like one in a million... So you're saying there's a chance.
These Rocky Moutains ain't so rocky... Yeah, that John Denver is full of sh**
Nice pair of hooters you got there.
More like one in a million... So you're saying there's a chance.
These Rocky Moutains ain't so rocky... Yeah, that John Denver is full of sh**
Nice pair of hooters you got there.
Posted on 3/3/08 at 12:21 pm to spslayto
best quote,
"I'll tell you where. Someplace warm. A place where the beer flows like wine. Where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano."
"I'll tell you where. Someplace warm. A place where the beer flows like wine. Where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano."
Posted on 3/3/08 at 12:48 pm to LSU Fan 90812
Lloyd: That's a lovely accent you have. New Jersey?
Lady at bus stop: Austria.
Lloyd: Austria! Well, then. G'day mate! Let's put another shrimp on the barbie!
Lady at bus stop: Let's not.
Posted on 3/3/08 at 1:14 pm to TigerTree
quote:
Harry: "You've had 2 pairs of gloves on the whole time?"
Lloyd: "Yeaaaaaa, we're in the Rockies."
As Harry is choking lloyd
Loyd: "Harry! Let go, Your hands are freezing!"
Posted on 3/3/08 at 1:51 pm to arktiger28
"Their professionals"
"I mean, we killed their bird."
"Now they kill ours"
"I mean, we killed their bird."
"Now they kill ours"
Posted on 3/3/08 at 1:53 pm to CaseyG
"Hey kids, you wouldn't happen to have a cup of warm water, would ya"
Posted on 3/3/08 at 2:39 pm to hashtag
quote:
We've got no food. We've got no job, our pets HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!
My favorite hands down!
Posted on 3/3/08 at 2:55 pm to PrattLSU
when the bad guy comes to the hotel room towards the end is classic
lloyd: We have plenty of towels - thank you!
or when they are driving with the ulcer guy
harry: look lloyd more people that need a ride
lloyd: PICK EM UP
lloyd: We have plenty of towels - thank you!
or when they are driving with the ulcer guy
harry: look lloyd more people that need a ride
lloyd: PICK EM UP
Posted on 3/3/08 at 3:06 pm to BilJ
quote:
Lloyd: I mean, if one beautiful girl can rip us apart, then maybe our friendship isn't worth a damn. Maybe we should call it quits right now.
Harry: You just tell me where to sign, bud.
Lloyd: Right on my arse after you kiss it!
Posted on 3/3/08 at 3:17 pm to Vader
[after Lloyd trades the van in for a moped]
Harry: Just when I thought you couldn't get any dumber, you go and do something like this... AND TOTALLY REDEEM YOURSELF!
Harry: Just when I thought you couldn't get any dumber, you go and do something like this... AND TOTALLY REDEEM YOURSELF!
Posted on 3/3/08 at 4:48 pm to dirt mcgirt
Why you going to the airport? Flying somewhere?
How'd you know
Well, I saw the luggage and then when I noticed the airline ticket I put two and two together.
There just aren't any jobs in this town!
Ya, unless you want to work 40 hours a week.
...I'm talking about Aspen"
Naw, the french are A-holes.
We are supposed to talk about all expenses.
This didn't come from our travel fund. I was able to raise a few extra dollars before we left.
How?
I sold some stuff to Billy Forsee
The blind kid?
(chortle) Ya.
What did you sell him?
Stuff, you know some baseball cards, bag of marbles...Petey.
You sold Petey to a blind kid? Petey didn't have a head.
I took care of it.
How'd you know
Well, I saw the luggage and then when I noticed the airline ticket I put two and two together.
There just aren't any jobs in this town!
Ya, unless you want to work 40 hours a week.
...I'm talking about Aspen"
Naw, the french are A-holes.
We are supposed to talk about all expenses.
This didn't come from our travel fund. I was able to raise a few extra dollars before we left.
How?
I sold some stuff to Billy Forsee
The blind kid?
(chortle) Ya.
What did you sell him?
Stuff, you know some baseball cards, bag of marbles...Petey.
You sold Petey to a blind kid? Petey didn't have a head.
I took care of it.
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