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re: Favorite Dumb and Dumber quotes
Posted on 3/3/08 at 9:42 pm to BeloAvrgJoe
Posted on 3/3/08 at 9:42 pm to BeloAvrgJoe
"Hows your Burger?"
Posted on 3/4/08 at 12:24 am to CocomoLSU
quote:
I actually say that almost every time I'm at a restaurant.
who can resist doing that?
Posted on 3/4/08 at 1:11 am to BilJ
big gulps hunh? well see ya later.
Posted on 3/4/08 at 1:30 am to BilJ
The argument after tag in the car.
Harry: You cant triple stamp a double stamp!
Lloyd: LA LA LA LA LA LA (ears plugged)
Harry: You cant triple stamp a double stamp!
Lloyd: LA LA LA LA LA LA (ears plugged)
Posted on 3/4/08 at 10:11 am to LSUisGOD
Harry-She sent me one of those John Deere letters. 
Posted on 3/4/08 at 11:43 am to Weaver
Harry: Yeah, well, I lost my job too.
Lloyd: Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense
Lloyd: Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense
Posted on 3/4/08 at 3:48 pm to zeto
quote:
We sucessfully breeded a bulldog with a shitzu. We call it a bullshite.
Posted on 3/4/08 at 3:56 pm to LSUBOI580308
Harry handing out $100's to everyone after they drive up in their new cars:
"there ya go, there ya go, there ya go"
"Put in a good word for me. I'm gonna go over to the bar and put out the vibe."
"there ya go, there ya go, there ya go"
"Put in a good word for me. I'm gonna go over to the bar and put out the vibe."
Posted on 3/4/08 at 4:09 pm to hashtag
How did this get to 3 pages without:
quote:
Pretty bird, yeah, can you say pretty bird? Pretty bird, yeah pretty bird... Polly want a cracker?
This post was edited on 3/4/08 at 4:10 pm
Posted on 3/4/08 at 4:42 pm to Salmon
I first saw the movie when it was in theaters when I was 11. I walked out saying that it was the greatest movie ever made. To this day my dad still asks me if I think it's the greatest movie ever.
Posted on 3/5/08 at 1:32 am to BilJ
ill go with "samsonite i was way off" and "big gulps"
Posted on 3/5/08 at 9:49 am to S
wow, three pages and no ending....of course paraphrasing
Hot chicks in Bikini's: we're looking for two guys to travel the country with us (Hawaiian Tropic) and give us massages and wipe lotion on us.....
Harry: You're in luck there's a town back that way a few miles with plenty of guys.
Runs and stops the bus
Lloyd: My friend is a little slow....the town is that way!
Man, two guys are gonna be lucky.
Harry: Yep, our opportunity will come, we just have to keep our eyes open.
Hot chicks in Bikini's: we're looking for two guys to travel the country with us (Hawaiian Tropic) and give us massages and wipe lotion on us.....
Harry: You're in luck there's a town back that way a few miles with plenty of guys.
Runs and stops the bus
Lloyd: My friend is a little slow....the town is that way!
Man, two guys are gonna be lucky.
Harry: Yep, our opportunity will come, we just have to keep our eyes open.
Posted on 3/5/08 at 10:16 am to BilJ
Harry: Weirdo.
Lloyd: Sucker of big, brown dirty eggs.
Harry: Moron.
Lloyd: Raider of the lost fart.
Harry: Buttfish.
Lloyd: Masterbatorio... er, soiler of towels.
Nicholas: SHUT UP!
Lloyd: Sucker of big, brown dirty eggs.
Harry: Moron.
Lloyd: Raider of the lost fart.
Harry: Buttfish.
Lloyd: Masterbatorio... er, soiler of towels.
Nicholas: SHUT UP!
Posted on 3/5/08 at 10:49 am to red4lsu
MARY (CONT.)
(o.s.)
Are you in there, Harry?
HARRY
(nervously)
Be right out.
MARY
(o.s.)
I hope you're not using the toilet.
It's broken.
ZOOM IN TIGHT on Harry's face - his EYES GO WIDE and a visible SWEAT breaks out on his forehead.
HARRY
Huh?
MARY
(o.s.)
It doesn't flush.
HARRY
Um, no, I was just… shaving.
(o.s.)
Are you in there, Harry?
HARRY
(nervously)
Be right out.
MARY
(o.s.)
I hope you're not using the toilet.
It's broken.
ZOOM IN TIGHT on Harry's face - his EYES GO WIDE and a visible SWEAT breaks out on his forehead.
HARRY
Huh?
MARY
(o.s.)
It doesn't flush.
HARRY
Um, no, I was just… shaving.
Posted on 3/5/08 at 12:19 pm to BilJ
quote:
Oh, big gulps huh?
Alright, I'll bite. Why is this so funny? I haven't seen Dumb and Dumber in a while.
Posted on 3/5/08 at 1:40 pm to JollyGreenGiant
You guys got most of the classics, so how bout.....
"Tic tac sir?"
"BAR-TENDERRRRRRRRR!!!!"
"WE LANDED ON THE MOON!!!"
Mary: Is that my briefcase?
Lloyd: Yeah, ya left it at the airport ya big GOOF!!!
"Tic tac sir?"
"BAR-TENDERRRRRRRRR!!!!"
"WE LANDED ON THE MOON!!!"
Mary: Is that my briefcase?
Lloyd: Yeah, ya left it at the airport ya big GOOF!!!
Posted on 3/5/08 at 1:45 pm to JollyGreenGiant
I can't really explain why the big gulps line is such a classic, but its great
Posted on 3/5/08 at 2:47 pm to JollyGreenGiant
Posted on 3/5/08 at 2:50 pm to JollyGreenGiant
quote:
Alright, I'll bite. Why is this so funny?
If you have to ask you wouldn't understand
Posted on 3/5/08 at 3:03 pm to BilJ
quote:
I can't really explain why the big gulps line is such a classic, but its great
you have to include "cool" after it
"big gulps?.....cool"
"well, see ya later!"
also, the best line by far is "eat up and we'll tell ya" and "how's your burger??"
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