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Why Are There So Many Random Shoes On The Road
Posted on 11/20/17 at 3:16 pm
Posted on 11/20/17 at 3:16 pm
1)Gravity
We’ve all seen it. Shoes, hanging from telephone lines. Now, why people do that is diving into a whole separate rabbit hole. But regardless of how they got there, what goes up must eventually come down.
2)Kids
Speaking of things that cannot be explained, children (and parents!) sometimes get the urge to throw things. Sometimes, those things are shoes. Sometimes, they are in the car when that urge strikes.
3)The Homeless
A columnist for the Denver Post once noted that more single shoes are found in areas with high concentrations of homeless people, who might find shoes in donation bins or dumpsters. Sometimes, they only need one shoe. The other gets tossed.

We’ve all seen it. Shoes, hanging from telephone lines. Now, why people do that is diving into a whole separate rabbit hole. But regardless of how they got there, what goes up must eventually come down.
2)Kids
Speaking of things that cannot be explained, children (and parents!) sometimes get the urge to throw things. Sometimes, those things are shoes. Sometimes, they are in the car when that urge strikes.
3)The Homeless
A columnist for the Denver Post once noted that more single shoes are found in areas with high concentrations of homeless people, who might find shoes in donation bins or dumpsters. Sometimes, they only need one shoe. The other gets tossed.

Posted on 11/20/17 at 3:17 pm to pioneerbasketball
I've been seeing more hair weaves on the road than shoes
Posted on 11/20/17 at 3:18 pm to pioneerbasketball
from people who don't look both ways
Posted on 11/20/17 at 3:18 pm to pioneerbasketball
Hook me up with that alignment stick in pic 5, NB4 thanks
Posted on 11/20/17 at 3:21 pm to pioneerbasketball
4. Single shoe by the side of the road can be discarded by someone trying to dispose of evidence from a heinous crime. Nobody thinks anything of a single shoe.
Posted on 11/20/17 at 3:23 pm to pioneerbasketball
You almost at Daquan's house. Have your money ready.
Posted on 11/20/17 at 3:23 pm to Motorboat
quote:
I've been seeing more hair weaves on the road than shoes
I believe the term is tumble-weave
Posted on 11/20/17 at 3:24 pm to pioneerbasketball
Early in his stand up career Seinfeld did a bit like this, "ever see a single sock on the street in the gutter? thats a sock that didnt make it"
Posted on 11/20/17 at 3:25 pm to pioneerbasketball
people being chased by the popo that run completely out of their shoes..
Posted on 11/20/17 at 3:27 pm to pioneerbasketball
Sometimes they will lose a shoe running from the police
Posted on 11/20/17 at 3:29 pm to pioneerbasketball
Bad political scene is contributing...
Soles on the road to Tarsus?
Soles on the road to Tarsus?
This post was edited on 11/20/17 at 3:31 pm
Posted on 11/20/17 at 3:34 pm to soccerfüt
Shoes hanging from the wire indicate drug dealers.
Posted on 11/20/17 at 3:35 pm to Paul Redeker
that poor guy needs a computer chair
Posted on 11/20/17 at 3:37 pm to pioneerbasketball
People abducted by Aliens. The Aliens don't want the shoes because they wear space boots.
Posted on 11/20/17 at 3:37 pm to pioneerbasketball
First thing that comes off....


Posted on 11/20/17 at 3:37 pm to pioneerbasketball
Lots of lost soles out there.
Posted on 11/20/17 at 3:38 pm to rdanneskjold
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Single shoe by the side of the road can be discarded by someone trying to dispose of evidence from a heinous crime. Nobody thinks anything of a single shoe.
Only a badass knows that kind of stuff.
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