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Why Are There So Many Random Shoes On The Road

Posted on 11/20/17 at 3:16 pm
Posted by pioneerbasketball
Team Bunchie
Member since Oct 2005
139098 posts
Posted on 11/20/17 at 3:16 pm
1)Gravity
We’ve all seen it. Shoes, hanging from telephone lines. Now, why people do that is diving into a whole separate rabbit hole. But regardless of how they got there, what goes up must eventually come down.

2)Kids

Speaking of things that cannot be explained, children (and parents!) sometimes get the urge to throw things. Sometimes, those things are shoes. Sometimes, they are in the car when that urge strikes.

3)The Homeless

A columnist for the Denver Post once noted that more single shoes are found in areas with high concentrations of homeless people, who might find shoes in donation bins or dumpsters. Sometimes, they only need one shoe. The other gets tossed.











Posted by Motorboat
At the camp
Member since Oct 2007
23959 posts
Posted on 11/20/17 at 3:17 pm to
I've been seeing more hair weaves on the road than shoes
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
74038 posts
Posted on 11/20/17 at 3:18 pm to
from people who don't look both ways
Posted by Law Baw
Albuquerque, NM
Member since Oct 2017
172 posts
Posted on 11/20/17 at 3:18 pm to
Hook me up with that alignment stick in pic 5, NB4 thanks
Posted by rdanneskjold
High Seas
Member since Nov 2017
11 posts
Posted on 11/20/17 at 3:21 pm to
4. Single shoe by the side of the road can be discarded by someone trying to dispose of evidence from a heinous crime. Nobody thinks anything of a single shoe.
Posted by Btrtigerfan
Disgruntled employee
Member since Dec 2007
23610 posts
Posted on 11/20/17 at 3:23 pm to


You almost at Daquan's house. Have your money ready.
Posted by TheAlmightySmash
New Orleans
Member since Jun 2014
5489 posts
Posted on 11/20/17 at 3:23 pm to
quote:

I've been seeing more hair weaves on the road than shoes


I believe the term is tumble-weave
Posted by Paul Redeker
Member since Jan 2013
243 posts
Posted on 11/20/17 at 3:24 pm to
Posted by Lakeboy7
New Orleans
Member since Jul 2011
28324 posts
Posted on 11/20/17 at 3:24 pm to
Early in his stand up career Seinfeld did a bit like this, "ever see a single sock on the street in the gutter? thats a sock that didnt make it"
Posted by Friscodog
Frisco, TX
Member since Jul 2009
4954 posts
Posted on 11/20/17 at 3:25 pm to
people being chased by the popo that run completely out of their shoes..
Posted by lsu480
Downtown Scottsdale
Member since Oct 2007
92902 posts
Posted on 11/20/17 at 3:27 pm to
Sometimes they will lose a shoe running from the police
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
73222 posts
Posted on 11/20/17 at 3:29 pm to
Bad political scene is contributing...



Soles on the road to Tarsus?
This post was edited on 11/20/17 at 3:31 pm
Posted by CootKilla
In a beer can/All dog's nightmares
Member since Jul 2007
6130 posts
Posted on 11/20/17 at 3:34 pm to
Shoes hanging from the wire indicate drug dealers.
Posted by pioneerbasketball
Team Bunchie
Member since Oct 2005
139098 posts
Posted on 11/20/17 at 3:35 pm to
that poor guy needs a computer chair
Posted by TheFonz
Somewhere in Louisiana
Member since Jul 2016
22896 posts
Posted on 11/20/17 at 3:36 pm to
Never Forget.

Posted by Champagne
Sabine Free State.
Member since Oct 2007
53893 posts
Posted on 11/20/17 at 3:37 pm to
People abducted by Aliens. The Aliens don't want the shoes because they wear space boots.
Posted by MardiGrasCajun
Dirty Coast, MS
Member since Sep 2005
5976 posts
Posted on 11/20/17 at 3:37 pm to
First thing that comes off....

Posted by JudgeHolden
Gila River
Member since Jan 2008
18566 posts
Posted on 11/20/17 at 3:37 pm to
Lots of lost soles out there.
Posted by JudgeHolden
Gila River
Member since Jan 2008
18566 posts
Posted on 11/20/17 at 3:38 pm to
quote:

Single shoe by the side of the road can be discarded by someone trying to dispose of evidence from a heinous crime. Nobody thinks anything of a single shoe.


Only a badass knows that kind of stuff.
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