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re: Are the Mormons going straight back to their hotel after they lose?
Posted on 8/30/17 at 7:33 pm to lsupride87
Posted on 8/30/17 at 7:33 pm to lsupride87
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Hell I love religious jokes
My favorite two are(I am Catholic keep in mind):
"Why do you always take two Baptist fishing with you? Because if you take only one they will drink all your beer."
"How come you never see two Baptist screwing? Because it looks too much like dancing."
An Irishman moved into a tiny hamlet in County Kerry, walked into the pub and promptly ordered three beers. The bartender raised his eyebrows, but served the man three beers, which he drank quietly at a table, alone. The next evening the man again ordered and drank three beers at a time. Soon the entire town was whispering about the Man Who Orders Three Beers. Finally, a week later, the bartender broached the subject on behalf of the town. "I don't mean to be prying but folks around here are wonderin why your always order three beers and drink them alone?". "Tis a wee bit odd I would be supposin" the man replied. "You see, I have two brothers, and one went to America and the other went to Australia. We promised each other that we would always order two extra beers, whenever we would partake, as a way of keeping up the family bond."
The bartender and the whole town were pleased with his answer and with the reverence for family and soon the Man Who Orders Three Beers became a local celebrity and source of pride to the hamlet. Then one day the man came in and ordered only two beers. The bartender served them with a heavy heart. Word flew around the hamlet quickly. Prayers were offered for the soul of one of the brothers. The next day, the bartender said to the man, "folks around here, me first of all, want to offer our condolences to you for the death of your brother"
The man pondered for a moment then replied, " You'll be happy to hear that my two brothers are alive and well. It's just that I, meself, have decided to give up drinking for Lent."
Posted on 8/30/17 at 8:13 pm to tigerfan in bamaland
So true- that was a quote for coach O talking about BYU players
Posted on 8/30/17 at 8:15 pm to LSUsince74
I think many will be interested in the Decadence deal.
Posted on 8/30/17 at 8:21 pm to MaHittaMaHitta
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How can we get some of them to DD for us?
best question i've ever read on td.
Posted on 8/30/17 at 10:27 pm to TBoy@LSU
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The Buckeyes did in '08 after the '07 championship game. Man those fans were arrogant before the game.
I didn't have any problems with the TOSU fans, either before or after the game.
The most surreal experience with another fan base was with the Oregon fans. They were absolutely convinced their team would not only win, but blow us out.
Never seen such shock on a group of fans after a game.
Posted on 8/31/17 at 1:29 am to LSUsince74
Some of you guys are acting like Mormans are Muslims. They are not. They are American people like us. Muslims, on the other hand, are never American people like us.
Posted on 8/31/17 at 6:51 am to LSUsince74
Mormons Saturday night in the French Quarter
Posted on 8/31/17 at 6:56 am to LSUsince74
Just in.... BYU students are leaving for New Orleans.
Posted on 8/31/17 at 7:06 am to Folsom
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and black shoes.
Thought you couldn't wear black shoes until AFTER Labor Day? LOL
Posted on 8/31/17 at 7:11 am to LSUsince74
With the decadence freaks in town, I would go to my hotel and stay in as well.
Posted on 8/31/17 at 7:18 am to lsupride87
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If we win we will be finishing just about the time our Priests are done with their child molesting......
stop baptist predators
Posted on 8/31/17 at 7:18 am to TigersOfGeauxld
Kinda similar to Oregon State fans in Omaha!! They absolutely believed we couldn't beat them once let alone twice. They were devastated!!
Posted on 8/31/17 at 7:54 am to LSUsince74
Why you ask? You afraid they bite or something?
Posted on 8/31/17 at 8:14 am to LSUsince74
Not if I were there. I'd stop for pizza or something on the way. Depending where you go, you might find someone willing to be designated driver though.
Posted on 8/31/17 at 8:30 am to saintlad74
I'm meeting up with these guys at the Cat's Meow.
Posted on 8/31/17 at 9:22 am to bearhc
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With the decadence freaks in town, I would go to my hotel and stay in as well.
You should. I hear it's contagious
Posted on 8/31/17 at 9:23 am to 62Tigerfan
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I'm meeting up with these guys at the Cat's Meow.
Me too...and buying free Hand Grenades at Tropical Isle for any hot Mormon chicks that come by!!!
Posted on 8/31/17 at 9:39 am to LSUsince74
Pretty sure they can walk around without drinking alcohol. They won't visit the bars or clubs, but if they haven't been to NOLA they will want to see some of it.
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