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Would you rather have sex or a deep muscle massage and for a solid hour?
Posted on 8/22/17 at 10:44 pm
Posted on 8/22/17 at 10:44 pm
I just sat in a massage chair for 15 minutes and it was better than sex. I can only imagine what an hour of deep muscle massaging would be like.
This post was edited on 8/22/17 at 10:49 pm
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Posted on 8/22/17 at 10:45 pm to rebeloke
Depends what the message says
Posted on 8/22/17 at 10:47 pm to rebeloke
Do I get to pick the woman?
Posted on 8/22/17 at 10:48 pm to rebeloke
Deep muscle massages really hurt.
Posted on 8/22/17 at 10:48 pm to rebeloke
quote:
Would you rather have sex or a deep muscle massage and for a solid hour?
Yes.
Posted on 8/22/17 at 10:49 pm to rebeloke
Why not both?
58 minute massage. 2 minute happy ending.
58 minute massage. 2 minute happy ending.
Posted on 8/22/17 at 10:50 pm to BayouBandit24
I'd rather get the happy "ending" first, then the massage as I fall asleep.
Posted on 8/22/17 at 10:51 pm to rebeloke
I could only last for 3 minutes anyways baw. Not gonna play into your hypotheticals.
Posted on 8/22/17 at 10:52 pm to rebeloke
Compromise:
a deep muscle massage of my wang for a solid hour
a deep muscle massage of my wang for a solid hour
Posted on 8/22/17 at 10:53 pm to Abadeebadaba
quote:
Do I get to pick the woman?
Who said anything about a woman
Posted on 8/22/17 at 11:17 pm to rebeloke
Is the sex consensual?
Posted on 8/22/17 at 11:38 pm to rebeloke
One time I went to "*" after a triathlon hoping for a decent massage. (A maritime lawyer** recommended the place.) The lady said they don't do 'theraputic massage" and proceed with a handy that evolved into a BJ. I had done a tri, so I was too tired to complain. It was kinda nice.
* - an unnamed place on Chef Hwy...
**-also unnamed...
* - an unnamed place on Chef Hwy...
**-also unnamed...
This post was edited on 8/22/17 at 11:42 pm
Posted on 8/22/17 at 11:48 pm to rebeloke
Try having sex with women instead of men and get back to me
Posted on 8/22/17 at 11:50 pm to dat yat
quote:
an unnamed place on Chef Hwy...
Sheshes
Posted on 8/22/17 at 11:56 pm to BayouBandit24
quote:
58 minute massage. 2 minute happy ending.
This
Posted on 8/23/17 at 12:18 am to rebeloke
quote:Your score is heah-
rebeloke
The only two inanimate objects that even momentarily rival the pleasure derived from consensual sex with a comely and motivated woman are really good Cubanos and excellent Whisk(e)y. Any combination of the three is OK.
Maybe owning a certain Porsche or M-B might be on the list too, but a deep tissue massage is not.
Results from a massage chair simply don't register on the Frichther Scale.
Posted on 8/23/17 at 12:35 am to soccerfüt
quote:
The only two inanimate objects that even momentarily rival the pleasure derived from consensual sex with a comely and motivated woman are really good Cubanos and excellent Whisk(e)y
You should try some better drugs than alcohol and tobacco.
Posted on 8/23/17 at 12:36 am to rebeloke
Massage
Posted on 8/23/17 at 1:11 am to Schmelly
Honestly
The massage
The massage
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