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Major Payne! Thurrr Yuuus Thurr!

Posted on 7/24/17 at 10:25 am
Posted by PurpleandGold Motown
Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Oct 2007
22064 posts
Posted on 7/24/17 at 10:25 am
This movie was on demand with the HBO free weekend. I haven't laughed that hard in awhile. It's a great movie all around.

Caught myself saying, One Tubby Tubby, Two Tubby Tubby every time I had to count anything.

Thoughts?

Posted by SCLibertarian
Conway, South Carolina
Member since Aug 2013
36224 posts
Posted on 7/24/17 at 10:28 am to
Very underrated comedy.

Positive reinforcement - is that where you snap a POW's neck after he's been tortured so he don't have to go through life with a colostomy bag?
Posted by Pettifogger
Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone
Member since Feb 2012
79322 posts
Posted on 7/24/17 at 10:29 am to
"I watched Major Payne on the HBO free weekend" is definitely a phrase that sounds like it was uttered in 1997.

But yes, I love the movie
Posted by Stonehog
Platinum Rewards Club
Member since Aug 2011
33350 posts
Posted on 7/24/17 at 10:29 am to
I watched it too, haven't seen it in 20 years. Still holds up pretty well and I enjoyed watching it. Can't say that about a lot of childhood movies.

Posted by ipodking
#StopTalkingAboutWomensSports
Member since Jun 2008
56304 posts
Posted on 7/24/17 at 10:32 am to
One of my all time favorite movie quotes:

"Boy, I am two seconds from being on you like white on rice in a glass of milk on a paper plate in a snowstorm. I'm gonna put my foot so far up your arse, the water on my knee will quench your thirst."

Posted by Drunken Crawfish
Member since Apr 2017
3824 posts
Posted on 7/24/17 at 10:44 am to
It is my favorite comedy. I probably quote that movie more than any other.

Have you ever heard of the story about the Little Engine That Could?
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
66251 posts
Posted on 7/24/17 at 10:49 am to
he in that closet?

pew pew pew pew

if he in there, he aint happy.
Posted by heatom2
At the plant, baw.
Member since Nov 2010
12812 posts
Posted on 7/24/17 at 11:14 am to
"I call them the green boys because when they stand in front of bushes, I can't see them."
Posted by JetsetNuggs
Member since Jun 2014
13979 posts
Posted on 7/24/17 at 11:19 am to
Just thought about Major Payne a few days ago after seeing this dude on some MTV show. I had no idea he was a Wayans until that moment. Very underrated comedy.

Posted by vilma4prez
Lafayette, LA
Member since Jan 2009
6436 posts
Posted on 7/24/17 at 11:35 am to
Want me to tell you about the little engine that could?


Toot toot
Posted by LSU0358
Member since Jan 2005
7919 posts
Posted on 7/24/17 at 11:48 am to
"I'm gonna make you boys strong."

Love that movie and will still watch it if I see it on.
Posted by Gusoline
Jacksonville, NC
Member since Dec 2013
7654 posts
Posted on 7/24/17 at 11:49 am to
called every marine i was ever in charge of my little bressel sprouts. unroot yourselves! tomorrow we start the hard stuff.
Posted by boxcarbarney
Above all things, be a man
Member since Jul 2007
22777 posts
Posted on 7/24/17 at 11:51 am to
"Slip? The only thing Charlie cares about is slip your throat."
Posted by Breesus
House of the Rising Sun
Member since Jan 2010
66982 posts
Posted on 7/24/17 at 11:53 am to
Hello Betty
Posted by LG2BAMA
Texas
Member since Dec 2015
1180 posts
Posted on 7/24/17 at 11:54 am to
love his dream of the family BBQ where he kills a terrorist and goes back to cooking
Posted by TigerNlc
Chocolate City
Member since Jun 2006
32508 posts
Posted on 7/24/17 at 12:36 pm to
quote:

Major Payne: Heathcoat, you get your fat body up over that wall. Cadet Dotson: Get your fat pork body over that... Major Payne: [to Dotson] You shut up. [to the cadets]
Posted by Bluefin
The Banana Stand
Member since Apr 2011
13264 posts
Posted on 7/24/17 at 1:46 pm to
It's been 2 whole weeks since I killed me a man.
Posted by crispyUGA
Upstate SC
Member since Feb 2011
15919 posts
Posted on 7/24/17 at 3:45 pm to
I'll turn it on every few years when it comes on a station. Absolute gem of a movie and I find myself quoting it way too often.
Posted by DisplacedBuckeye
Member since Dec 2013
72584 posts
Posted on 7/24/17 at 4:33 pm to
One of my all-time favorites.

Posted by SPEEDY
2005 Tiger Smack Poster of the Year
Member since Dec 2003
83396 posts
Posted on 7/24/17 at 8:28 pm to



I've been know to jokingly put a niece, nephew or a friend's kid in this hold and asked them if they are plotting on me when they try to hug me
This post was edited on 7/24/17 at 9:12 pm
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