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Posted on 6/16/17 at 11:54 pm
Posted by Louisville4Life
Member since Sep 2016
120 posts
Posted on 6/16/17 at 11:54 pm
Beards are out!

Clean shaven is what the ladies want. No more covering up your fat/ puny jaws beta's.
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
293561 posts
Posted on 6/16/17 at 11:55 pm to
All I got out of that is the OP has trouble growing facial hair
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
58795 posts
Posted on 6/16/17 at 11:56 pm to
FLORIDA fans telling me what's classy

El oh fricking el
Posted by Clames
Member since Oct 2010
18796 posts
Posted on 6/16/17 at 11:56 pm to
OP clean shaves his vagina.
Posted by p0845330
Member since Aug 2013
5810 posts
Posted on 6/17/17 at 12:01 am to
No more neck pubes?
Posted by Amazing Moves
Member since Jan 2014
6174 posts
Posted on 6/17/17 at 12:03 am to
Dear facebook,

a girl talked to me.
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 6/17/17 at 12:09 am to
If the reason you shave or grow out a beard is to impress women then you're doing it wrong.

Just do what you want and don't care women think (all within reason of course), and the women will come. Women are attracted to confidence more than anything (besides money, obviously) and being yourself is confidence.

Women can also smell desperation a mile away. And OP is clearly desperate (as well as a lady boy that's jelly he grows facial hair like a 14 yr old)
Posted by Rize
Spring Texas
Member since Sep 2011
18576 posts
Posted on 6/17/17 at 1:33 am to
Beside the fact my beard grows in like natural white trash I haven't been able to grow one because of my job and I've never had a problem pulling trim.



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This post was edited on 6/17/17 at 1:39 am
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 6/17/17 at 1:56 am to
quote:

I haven't been able to grow one because of my job


Never used this term until now, but that is Beta.

I would never accept a job with prior knowledge that I would have to be clean shaven to work there.
I did have one job that after a year they tried to implement a new policy regarding facial hair. I essentially told them to kiss my arse or lose me because it wasn't happening. Worked there another year before moving on and they never tried to ask me to shave again.



But as for your situation, won't McDonald's allow you to wear a beard net when you're working the grill?
Posted by Rize
Spring Texas
Member since Sep 2011
18576 posts
Posted on 6/17/17 at 2:14 am to
Considering I am dumb frick and some how tricked these stupid fricks to pay me close to 4 years salary more than what I was making before without a college degree I'll take the no beard policy.

frick if they told me to shave my taint Monday morning I'm coming to the OT for advice.




This post was edited on 6/17/17 at 2:21 am
Posted by Dont_Call_Me_RAY
Member since Feb 2017
1439 posts
Posted on 6/17/17 at 2:46 am to
quote:

Women can also smell desperation a mile away.


Sounds like a product slogan. Desperation, the cologne for the millennial beta male
Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
32978 posts
Posted on 6/17/17 at 7:50 am to
Your mom still likes when my beard tickles her giblets.
Posted by johnnyrocket
Ghetto once known as Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2013
9790 posts
Posted on 6/17/17 at 7:51 am to
So clean shaven, wife beater t-shirts or we can go naked like this Florida man.

I really think this guy from Marion County, FL has the most confidence out of all of us. He is a real Florida man walking around naked!

LINK
Posted by Yewkindewit
Near Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Apr 2012
21563 posts
Posted on 6/17/17 at 8:19 am to
If you are chubby, and most dudes are, do not grow a thick beard and brush it against the grain! You will look unkemp and even fatter. Add dip, cap, and glasses to complete the look? Nooooooooooooooo........

Posted by a slim, non-beard wearing handsome older man.
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