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re: This has to be every guy's worst nightmare (Pierce Brosnan's wife over the years)

Posted on 6/14/17 at 2:59 pm to
Posted by Evil Little Thing
Member since Jul 2013
11330 posts
Posted on 6/14/17 at 2:59 pm to
quote:

Only in fat chick circles.


We take what we can get!
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
66283 posts
Posted on 6/14/17 at 3:01 pm to
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Pierce Brosnan is 64. If that is the woman I am fricking when I am over twice my current age I would be a happy man.


Posted by hombreman9
USA
Member since Feb 2009
3781 posts
Posted on 6/14/17 at 7:48 pm to
HWSHI
Posted by Polycarp
Texas
Member since Feb 2009
5580 posts
Posted on 6/14/17 at 7:57 pm to
It;s called love. A very rare thing these days. Kudos to him.
Posted by RockAndRollDetective
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2014
4506 posts
Posted on 6/14/17 at 7:59 pm to
That seriously is not the worst nightmare. It would be way worse to be married to a super-hot chick who either cannot or will not put out correctly or at all.

I remember hearing about when Jim Carrey was married to Jenny McCarthy and she said never has sex with her shirt off because she doesn't like the way it feels to have her tits messed with. It's widely known that they broke up because she was so sexually dysfunctional. THAT is the nightmare scenario IMO.
Posted by Paul Allen
Montauk, NY
Member since Nov 2007
75376 posts
Posted on 6/14/17 at 8:00 pm to
Posted by Nawlens Gator
louisiana
Member since Sep 2005
5851 posts
Posted on 6/14/17 at 8:19 pm to

If ya wanna be happy for the rest of ya life
Make an ugly women ya wife

Posted by fatboydave
Fat boy land
Member since Aug 2004
17979 posts
Posted on 6/14/17 at 9:39 pm to
Wow. She tick.
Posted by CptBengal
BR Baby
Member since Dec 2007
71661 posts
Posted on 6/14/17 at 9:42 pm to
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So you would leave a woman in your mid-60s that you've been with since 1994 and have children with because she got fat?




mid-60s...prolly not.

mid 50s....frick yes.
Posted by Upperaltiger06
North Alabama
Member since Feb 2012
3955 posts
Posted on 6/14/17 at 10:06 pm to
Hell. I'd finger her belly button.
Posted by jmarto1
Houma, LA/ Las Vegas, NV
Member since Mar 2008
34301 posts
Posted on 6/14/17 at 10:12 pm to
I'm not saying I would bit if I looked like pierce brosnan...
Posted by Gulf Coast Tiger
Ms Gulf Coast
Member since Jan 2004
18742 posts
Posted on 6/14/17 at 10:27 pm to
If you want to have a long term marriage or relationship you have to realize that people don't get better looking as they age. Me and my wife don't have the bodies we had 20 years ago but we certainly have a lot more love for each other now than we ever have. I'm very lucky and most of y'all will never understand
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
53543 posts
Posted on 6/14/17 at 10:29 pm to
welcome to the ot


I thought everybody did this? Wives are like 4H for adults right?
Posted by Loserman
Member since Sep 2007
22027 posts
Posted on 6/14/17 at 10:31 pm to
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you know pierce has 3 or 4 side pieces




And thats just from her creases!

Posted by jmarto1
Houma, LA/ Las Vegas, NV
Member since Mar 2008
34301 posts
Posted on 6/14/17 at 10:32 pm to
Young women need to get that message. They think they can be Instagram models forever and marry for money. They don't realize they will get traded in when time takes it's inevitable toll
Posted by HubbaBubba
F_uck Joe Biden, TX
Member since Oct 2010
45968 posts
Posted on 6/14/17 at 10:38 pm to
He likes the strap-on and she gives it to him.

In the words of Robert Palmer....

quote:

Gonna' have to face it, he's addicted to flab.
Posted by CrimsonTideMD
Member since Dec 2010
6925 posts
Posted on 6/14/17 at 10:42 pm to
quote:

Me and my wife don't have the bodies we had 20 years ago but we certainly have a lot more love for each other now than we ever have. I'm very lucky and most of y'all will never understand


There's aging and there's letting yourself go to complete shite.

And I don't know why so many folks in this thread are treating aging well and true love as if they're mutually exclusive.
Posted by Gulf Coast Tiger
Ms Gulf Coast
Member since Jan 2004
18742 posts
Posted on 6/15/17 at 9:52 am to
And you'll never understand what we have
Posted by tigerfoot
Alexandria
Member since Sep 2006
56698 posts
Posted on 6/15/17 at 10:41 am to
If she gets rolling in that boogie board every seal around is going to swim for cover
Posted by tigerfoot
Alexandria
Member since Sep 2006
56698 posts
Posted on 6/15/17 at 10:43 am to
quote:

have to realize that people don't get better looking as they age.
this is just false. Age had nothing to do with her being less attractive, and there are a lot of folks that are better looking at 45 than 25.

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