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re: Val Kilmer is still cool as ice

Posted on 6/7/17 at 2:05 pm to
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
70841 posts
Posted on 6/7/17 at 2:05 pm to
Lame, silly character with a goofy line.
Posted by OKellsBells
USA
Member since Dec 2016
5264 posts
Posted on 6/7/17 at 2:06 pm to
Don't forget Real Genius. Best ending ever!
Posted by Happygilmore
Happy Place
Member since Mar 2009
1815 posts
Posted on 6/7/17 at 2:08 pm to
looks like chip gaines
Posted by genro
Member since Nov 2011
61788 posts
Posted on 6/7/17 at 2:09 pm to
He has about a dozen great one liners.

I have two guns, one for each of you.

I have not yet begun to defile myself.

He's down by the creek, walking on water.

That's Latin, darlin'. Evidently Mr. Ringo's an educated man. Now I really hate him.

You will indeed, if you're lucky. (In response to Wyatt saying "I'll be damned" upon realizing the devil role was played by Miss Big Titties)
Posted by buffbraz
Member since Nov 2005
5689 posts
Posted on 6/7/17 at 2:09 pm to
quote:

throat cancer


Do not perform cunnilingus! HPV is a bitch
Posted by LSU fan 246
Member since Oct 2005
90567 posts
Posted on 6/7/17 at 2:11 pm to
nah he had a bunch in that movie. huckleberry might have been his 5th or 6th best line imo
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 6/7/17 at 2:13 pm to
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nah he had a bunch in that movie. huckleberry might have been his 5th or 6th best line imo


Maybe poker's just not your game, Ike. I know! Let's have a spelling contest!
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
70841 posts
Posted on 6/7/17 at 2:14 pm to
OK. It's been a while but people who constantly repeat that shite are annoying. It's like when you drafted Amani Toomer in fantasy and some arse always had to say, "It's not a tooooomah."
Posted by SPEEDY
2005 Tiger Smack Poster of the Year
Member since Dec 2003
83894 posts
Posted on 6/7/17 at 2:15 pm to
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It's like when you drafted Amani Toomer in fantasy and some arse always had to say, "It's not a tooooomah."



It's actually nothing like that
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
70841 posts
Posted on 6/7/17 at 2:16 pm to
Yeah, it is. Overtime the movie was on in the background or someone mentioned it, somebody had to repeat that lame line.
Posted by udtiger
Over your left shoulder
Member since Nov 2006
102227 posts
Posted on 6/7/17 at 2:19 pm to
Holy shite! He looks terrible.

But, in fairness, his health has not been good lately.
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
70841 posts
Posted on 6/7/17 at 2:21 pm to
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Holy shite! He looks terrible.


Cancer, sure. But, it's also age. It gets all of us.
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
266138 posts
Posted on 6/7/17 at 2:21 pm to
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always looks pathetic when anyone takes bathroom mirror selfies


FIFY
Posted by Motorboat
At the camp
Member since Oct 2007
22973 posts
Posted on 6/7/17 at 2:25 pm to
I thought for sure he was dead
Posted by ZappBrannigan
Member since Jun 2015
7692 posts
Posted on 6/7/17 at 2:26 pm to
He got something bad, coulda been cancer, did the Christian science, the pray it away no medical treatment not the Monitor, route to treat it. Guess he finally got real treatment.
Posted by PhilipMarlowe
Member since Mar 2013
20825 posts
Posted on 6/7/17 at 2:42 pm to
Val Kilmer taking a selfie and posting it on Instagram tells me that this isn't the universe I used to live in. Somewhere I jumped to an alternate universe. I want to go back home.
Posted by damnedoldtigah
Middle of Louisiana
Member since Jan 2014
4275 posts
Posted on 6/7/17 at 2:47 pm to
Loved him in Tombstone. Also liked him in "The Saint"
Posted by Sun God
Member since Jul 2009
44985 posts
Posted on 6/7/17 at 2:55 pm to
CUUUUUUUNTH!

MacGruber was probably his pinnacle
Posted by Jim Smith
Member since May 2016
2915 posts
Posted on 6/7/17 at 2:55 pm to
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Being famous is though. You get cancer and people make fun of you for it


This. I mean WTF. The dude had mouth cancer and was probably on every drug in the book and gained weight. Give me a fricking break.
Posted by mule74
Watersound Beach
Member since Nov 2004
11446 posts
Posted on 6/7/17 at 6:53 pm to
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ame, silly character with a goofy line.


Oh really? Well I have two guns. One for each of you.
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